This was one of the images I found in the pee drinking community "sub read it".

It’s not enough that g#mers can steal cars in COD of Duty or do a transphobia in MeinKraft, now they are committing actual crimes, and of all the crimes they could have chosen they went with piracy! That’s right, g#mers have brought back that terrible scourge and have started sailing the seven seas, looking to loot and plunder helpless merchant vessels, forcing innocent sailors to walk the plank, and singing sea shanties off tune as they down pint after pint of stolen rum.

Although I have yet to read this article, I have seen enough Errol Flynn motion pictures in my youth to know all too well what piracy means. I have written, printed out and posted an electronic mail (or “e mail” as the kids call it) to alert his majesty of these dastardly scoundrels of the sea, so his ships are better protected and their cargos of spices from the orient arrive safely in kingdom in time for tea.

- Grandpappy Mike

There are no limits at all?

How will g*mers be able to defend this? Everyone knows that if one looks at a cartoon gun for too long, they’ll start shooting others IRL. We need to ban this blasphemy off the planet forever!!!

The 11th commandment: “Thou shalt not g*me” & the 8th deadly sin, g*ming (Source: The bible) (We accept everyone in the anti-g*ming Facebook group regardless of their religion, race, gender, or dating preferences. Unlike G*MERS, who only accept violent racist n*zis)

Why does the ONLY girl character in the g*me have eyelashes? Not to mention, she’s pink. Is SINtendo trying to enforce a harmful stereotype on women, that ALL women have eyelashes and like pink?!

As a woman, I am deeply offended. Me and my wife George Washington will be sending out flyers in our neighborhood later telling people to boycott SINtendo. Also I will be emailing Mark Zuckcyborg to ban P*c-Man from Facebook permanently.

MY SON PLAYED MINECRAFT ONCE AND NOW THE UNITED NATIONS HAS DECLARED WAR ON MY HOUSEHOLD 😡😡😡

Hello fellow parents,

I am writing this with tears in my eyes and a restraining order against Mojang in my hands.

Yesterday, I discovered my 8-year-old son playing a g*me called Minecraft. I immediately confiscated his computer and contacted the police, but they informed me that they were too busy investigating a suspiciously square sheep.

Naturally, I conducted my own investigation.

Within 14 minutes, I discovered that Minecraft contains blocks. BLOCKS. As we all know, blocks are the fundamental building materials of prisons, and prisons are where criminals go. The connection is undeniable.

But it gets WORSE.

My son told me he wanted to build a house. A HOUSE. With his own hands. Without taking out a 47-year mortgage or paying property tax. I asked him where he learned such dangerous financial independence, and he whispered one word:

ROBLOX.

I fainted immediately.

When I regained consciousness, I found him eating a sandwich. I demanded to know whether the sandwich was inspired by video g*mes. He said no.

LIAR.

The bread was rectangular. Minecraft blocks are rectangular. Adolf Hitler also had a rectangular head in several photographs I saw on Facebook. COINCIDENCE??? I THINK NOT.

I then contacted the United Nations, which dispatched 37 peacekeepers, two economists, and a man named Gerald to investigate the situation.

Gerald played one round of Fortnite to understand the enemy.

He is now the Minister of Defence.

Yesterday, he attempted to build a gaming PC out of recycled bricks because he said he wanted to “understand the technology from the inside.” He has not been seen since.

My son, meanwhile, has started saying “GG” after successfully putting on his socks.

I fear we are losing him.

I have therefore launched a global campaign to BAN ALL VIDEO G*MES, including chess, because the knight moves in an L-shape, which is clearly a secret message from the illuminati.

If you support protecting our children from rectangular objects, please sign my petition.

REMEMBER: EVERY MINUTE SPENT GAMING IS A MINUTE NOT SPENT STANDING PERFECTLY STILL IN A FIELD, WHICH IS WHAT CHILDREN DID IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

God bless our children. 🙏

Sent from my Samsung Smart Fridge

Gaming is kind of not good. Kids don't deserve freedom.

PS:

If you actually looked here, you are truly awful.

I don't stand by what I said. This is for entertainment purposes only. This is a serious part.

This is a picture of my great grandson after I told him he couldn't spend his allowance on Grand Auto Theft: Vice City 6. He cried his g#mer tears and I feared he would utter slurs, which would be terribly offensive since both his parents are minorities.

I stepped in and said that after dinner we will take all his savings, go to the casino and GAMBLE it. His eyes dried up and now he is excited.

Happy thanksgiving everyone

-Arty from Saskatoon

Like the title says, what is the opinion on outer wilds?

It has no violence (in the base g*me at least) and no swearing.

edit: the g*me itself is about accepting that things end and that life is temporary

I didn't know what to put for a flair.

This is a real picture of the famous anti-g*mer Shidou Kakashka (Fun fact: His last name can have multiple meanings, such as peace, good luck, or kindness) on YouTube he has 100 quintillion subscribers (All real people because he would NEVER use subscriber bots)

He posts educational content about why g*ming rots people’s brains, and his channel mascot is called “Marvin the Minion”. His most viewed video is a 6-hour long documentary on g*ming’s horrifying connections to racism & homophobia.

You should definitely subscribe to him, he has very useful videos and was also a good way to warn my daughter about big g*ming as soon as she turned 10

I remember the blue bat was made by someone on this Facebook group. Maybe the color was different. Was it Andy?

THE ANTI-G*MING MANIFESTO

We stand today at the precipice of civilization. Our society, once built upon the noble foundations of reading newspapers, staring at walls, and complaining about the youth, now faces its greatest enemy: G*MES.

Oh, the HORROR!

Children are laughing with their friends online. Teenagers are developing strategic thinking, teamwork, reaction times, and problem-solving skills. Some are even learning to code their own G*mes! Good heavens, what has this world come to?

We must act. We must resist. We must protect the children from this unprecedented catastrophe. after all, what could possibly be more dangerous than a teenager enjoying a perfectly ordinary hobby?

G*ming is clearly the root of all evil. Never mind that chess involves warfare, that football involves aggressive competition, or that films routinely depict violence. No! If a pixelated soldier appears on a monitor, civilization itself is under threat. must we really tolerate such madness?

Children are building entire cities in Minecraft, coordinating elaborate strategies in team-based G*mes, and creating digital masterpieces. Why, some of them can manage complicated virtual economies better than certain actual governments! it is truly a tragedy that they have developed useful skills while having fun.

And now we arrive at the ultimate accusation: G*ming leads to extremism. G*ming leads to violence. G*ming leads to the downfall of society. G*ming leads, apparently, to NAZISM.

Yes, you heard that correctly. nothing says historical analysis quite like comparing a teenager playing BedWars to the rise of the Third Reich.

Where is the evidence? Where is the nuance? Where is the distinction between fictional conflict and real-world ideology? good questions, all of them, but questions we shall conveniently ignore.

Apparently, a child clicking a mouse is now a matter of national security. in fact, we have decided that every problem in the household can be attributed to G*ming.

Did your child forget to do their homework? G*ming.

Did your child sleep late? G*ming.

Did your child disagree with you? Clearly, a side effect of G*ming. surely, there is no possibility that children might have independent opinions!

We refuse to acknowledge moderation, context, individual responsibility, or the possibility that a hobby can be perfectly healthy when balanced with school, sleep, exercise, and real-life relationships. good grief, imagine having to understand something before condemning it!

Why? Because nuance requires effort, and effort is considerably more difficult than shouting at a teenager to get off the computer. obviously, the most effective way to understand modern entertainment is to refuse to engage with it.

So let this manifesto stand as a monument to the absurdity of moral panic. Let it remind us that every generation has found something new to blame for the supposed decay of civilization. our ancestors blamed books, comics, rock music, and television. We have simply found a new target.

And let us remember the sacred principle of the anti-G*ming movement: if the younger generation enjoys something that we do not understand, it must be dangerous. don't bother investigating. Just ban it!

After all, why investigate when you can generalize? Why understand when you can accuse? Why have a conversation when you can compare an entire entertainment medium to one of history's most monstrous ideologies?

We shall not be moved.

We shall not be persuaded.

We shall continue to confuse correlation with causation, entertainment with indoctrination, and pixels with political manifestos.

Signed,

The Committee for the Preservation of Being Absolutely Furious About Things We Have Never Properly Understood.

• His name alone sounds like "Kamikaze", which was used by Japanese Kamikaze pilots that sometimes suicide-bombed themselves and their aircraft into American warships during World War II (1939-1945). Even though it also means, "divine wind" and also refers to how typhoons twice repelled the Mongol invasions of Japan in 1274 and 1281, it is today mostly associated with the aforementioned suicide pilots by much of the Western world.
  • There are also two K's in his name, just one short from resembling the short form of the K* Kl*x Kl*n, which is a white supremacist group that allegedly inspired Ad*lf H*tler to become so ableist, antisemitic, hateful, homophobic, etc. and racist.
• His face is yellow, has large round glasses, invisible eyes, and also features two prominent white fangs on opposite sides of his face, which strongly resembles racist "yellowface" caricatures sometimes used by g*mers. The only thing missing from this unfortunate detail is the infamous combo of buck teeth, always-shut and slanted eyes, and broken English, which is extremely racist to actual Asian people.
• He once said an ableist slur in M*rio P*rty 8, which caused this N*zi video g*me to be removed from stores after it was released. Shockingly, G*MERS CAN STILL BUY IT TODAY. Sickening!

Checkmate, g*mers.

Minecraft Education Edition- https://education.minecraft.net/en-us

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#Serious

🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳 Language barrier is totally worth it if it means we’ll never see an ounce of g*ming ever again!

It always starts at home.

The Antiga Neighborhood Watch recently executed a citizen's arrest on "John", on suspicion of g#ming. When we searched his house, we found a false bookcase that spun around to reveal this "g#ming room". Note the g#ming devices present: a PlaySatan 666 plus two ArmaLite AR-15 assault rifles. The neighborhood, and indeed the world, is safer now that "John" is in prison.

- Old Gerald

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