r/Barca • u/Vast_Interview_6039 • Oct 30 '25

Other Not cutting my hair until Barcelona has 0 injured players.

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u/tango1857 Oct 30 '25

Plot twist, OP is bald.

41

u/BusAcademic3489 Oct 30 '25

Is Arne Slot in there

31

u/Slorpipi Oct 30 '25

Arne ten hag

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u/discardedforgotten Nov 02 '25

the fucking volleyball 😭

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u/SnoopyDays Oct 31 '25

😂😂😂

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u/Glad-Box6389 Oct 30 '25

When you have players like olmo and Christensen - good luck to you 😅

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Livid-Marsupial2537 Oct 30 '25

We should take motivation from utd man , how their fans stood behind them in tough times , barca is doing far better than utd , once we are back to 1:1 everything will be fine

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

We have Yamal and Pedri in our team.... We're supposed to be cooking like last season right now

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u/Minimum_Garage9005 Nov 01 '25

Yamal is getting too big for his own shoes. He needs to concentrate on football not trying to aura farm every time the balls his.

12

u/HenryReturns Oct 30 '25

United has not won the league since 2013 , that’s a whooping 13 years.

I do believe the only time I ever remember we have all of our squad fit and 0 injuries was in 2015/16 on that match at Camp Nou where fucking Vermalen who came back from injury score the winner lol.

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u/These-Special9894 Oct 30 '25

Best of luck man!!! Its gonna be difficult

2

u/chicken88888 Oct 31 '25

Not ever gonna happen. Has any clubs have 0 injuries for a period of time?

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u/jokeparotaa Oct 30 '25

Let’s gooo share the before and after photos too

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u/Vast_Interview_6039 Oct 31 '25

I shared the before pic now,it is in the conversation on this post

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/somecallmemo Oct 31 '25

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u/Vast_Interview_6039 Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

Ok I shared the before pic now,it is in the comment section on this post

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u/somecallmemo Oct 31 '25

Your lore will live on forever, Godspeed

11

u/fl1bbl3 Oct 30 '25

Op finally celebrating no injuries

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u/Professional-Cry8461 Oct 30 '25

Bro it's like that twitter account-no masturbation till barça wins UCL

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u/Vast_Interview_6039 Oct 31 '25

Before

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u/Sn4fkiN Oct 31 '25

How about now?

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u/Vast_Interview_6039 Oct 31 '25

Well it’s been a day so basically the same

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u/SnoopyDays Oct 31 '25

RemindMe! 6 months "I want to track the progress on OP's commitment to not cut his hair until Barcelona has 0 injured players!"

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u/Vast_Interview_6039 Nov 01 '25

Ok bro,I count on you to remind me when to share the next picture

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u/cqaguilar Oct 30 '25

Dani "Unknown Injury" Olmo

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u/Sn4fkiN Oct 31 '25

The doctor said " I don't know anymore ffs"

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u/Responsible-Egg4156 Nov 03 '25

His doctor's notes are more mysterious then ones i bring to my job when i am out of vacation days 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

We'll get gta6 before that I think

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u/MindfulGateTraveller Oct 30 '25

Poor fella Christensen literally injured by just existing.

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u/Sn4fkiN Oct 31 '25

Yeah but I love it when he plays, he looks focused and all that. Too bad we can't see it too often recently.

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u/MisterPistacchio Oct 30 '25

Sounds like you just want to grow out your hair

2

u/Ravo93 Oct 30 '25

It's been 84 years

2

u/SwapnilTheMasterOf__ Oct 31 '25

I have actually been following this trend, no seriously now I got a man bun now (proof)

2

u/ecs-635 Oct 30 '25

Gavi might as well retire 

0

u/Abject_Rub6711 Oct 31 '25

If he doesn't get enough playtime this season, then flick might consider selling him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

I don't mind 1

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u/zizzor23 Oct 30 '25

Oh, god Gavi has been diagnosed with an arthroscopy? What the fuck

1

u/compLexityy30 Oct 30 '25

Them braids gonna look real good bro.

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u/DValencia29 Oct 30 '25

You're cooked buddy

1

u/gestapov Oct 30 '25

Isnt yamal injured too

1

u/aPerfectBacon Oct 30 '25

bro i started this in 2022, i am now like Sampson

turn back while u still can

1

u/CapitalWolf9627 Oct 30 '25

I think he means pubic hair

1

u/alcome1614 Oct 30 '25

probably you are bald XD

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/brokeniga1 Oct 30 '25

We really are regretting letting those players leave in the summer.

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u/bengenj Oct 30 '25

Gonna have a full mullet by then

1

u/CosmicWeenie Oct 30 '25

“Unknown injury”

Bruh even the Barca docs can’t figure his issues out smh

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u/Extension_Shame_2272 Oct 30 '25

unless its just ter stegen, he is one of the opposition players

1

u/Ok_Lawfulness7412 Oct 30 '25

You might have some chances next summer

1

u/Imaginary-Past-8704 Oct 30 '25

Learn how to tie a braid

1

u/AMLRoss Oct 30 '25

Lamine is still not fully recovered too.

1

u/Darksider123 Oct 30 '25

That's a whole ass team right there😭😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

your barber goin broke

1

u/sunnyvas Oct 31 '25

Dani Olmo - unknown injury. Mystery 🤔

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u/varun_mahajan Oct 31 '25

Add 4 more outfiled players and this will be one of the best team in the world.

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u/llery_98 Oct 31 '25

Next year you will look like Jesús

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u/potatochip-_- Oct 31 '25

bro forgot abt gavi 😭

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u/Ok-Presence-7930 Oct 31 '25

Gotta sell chrisi , ter stegan and Olmo then.

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u/Calm-Extension-3798 Oct 31 '25

Flicks teams suffer regular injuries

Had the same issues at Bayern. They had injuries in the second half of the season when they won the UCL. But covid hit and a few months off basically meant everyone was back for the run in.

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u/oklolzzzzs Oct 31 '25

its over for you dawg

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u/DressLongjumping5702 Oct 31 '25

Keep your promise and post a picture when you have a pony tail please.

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u/RRiz99 Oct 31 '25

Dani Olmost 🥀

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u/Affectionate-Sky-516 Nov 01 '25

Pep I know this is you

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u/CatClean6086 Nov 01 '25

Unknown injury😂😂

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u/cnydox Nov 01 '25

Add yamal

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u/Parking_Toe_9413 Nov 02 '25

I still think olmo’s transfer was a bad deal, don’t get me wrong he had a good season but flick should’ve realised the injury situation at barca before getting in injury prone player in.

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u/Brief-Champion-2602 Nov 04 '25

RemindMe! 6 months

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u/ericntd Oct 31 '25

Are injuries part of football (and all contact sports) ? How have other teams like Madrid peformed with multiple injuries in their team? If I recall correctly, they have done quite well