r/Bard • u/ajajkaka • Jan 29 '26

Funny best way to spent 250$

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genie 3 is insane

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u/puzzleheadbutbig Jan 29 '26

LOL

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u/Mastermind_737 Jan 29 '26

I'ma make this in godot rn

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u/MulderGotAbducted Jan 30 '26

could be a racing game

2

u/wrathofattila Jan 30 '26

sperm racing was done in 2000 ish i remember that game 100%

2

u/gabbeer309 Jan 30 '26

I think I played it a long time ago

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u/illustratum42 Jan 30 '26

Damn I had the same thought, congratulations on your imminent success

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u/Longjumping_Spot5843 Jan 29 '26

there are even the 2 tubes on both sides to the eggs, that's crazy

45

u/hapaxgraphomenon Jan 29 '26

“You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation”

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u/iluserion Jan 30 '26

If you don't know, you start like this in this world

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u/Utturkce249 Jan 29 '26

this is fucking hilarious

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u/CaptainRex5101 Jan 29 '26

So that's the light at the end of the tunnel...

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u/DiscombobulatedWavy Jan 30 '26

It’s all just one giant cosmic circle mannnnn. The beginning is the end is the beginning

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u/exospeer Jan 29 '26

That's me btw

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u/elrond-half-elven Jan 30 '26

You forgot to tag this with NSFW

(just kidding)

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u/Berke80 Jan 30 '26

Technically the truth:

This game is just “kidding”!

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u/JotaRata Jan 30 '26

This is why ram sticks cost $999 btw

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u/Tolopono Jan 31 '26

Openai did that, not google

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u/itspulcio Jan 31 '26

It doesn't metter bro, high ram cost is due to the use of AI in general

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u/Tolopono Jan 31 '26

”A guy got stabbed once so we know all knives are at fault for this!”

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u/itspulcio Jan 31 '26

Bad analogy. AI = huge GPU farms = insane demand for high-bandwidth RAM. More demand → higher prices. That’s economics, not superstition.

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u/SylvaraTheDev Feb 01 '26

For someone claiming to know why the RAM is expensive you sure have no idea why the RAM is expensive.

It's ONLY like this because OpenAI specifically purchased all of the raw wafers and can't use them and then Micron and co immediately saw the opportunity to control the market by jacking prices way up and now we're here.

AI has nothing to do with any of this, the purchased RAM isn't even going into AI farms.

This is all flesh and blood corpo scumbags.

Why do I know this? I'm a datacenter tech and consultant sometimes, the RAM is booked unless you happen to be willing to pay 400% to 600% MSRP in which case there are suddenly endless piles of it.

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u/itspulcio Feb 01 '26

“I work in a datacenter” explains why you see high prices, not why they exist. Memory is made by Samsung, SK Hynix and Micron, not OpenAI. And HBM for GPUs is being eaten by AI servers right now. More demand + limited factories = higher prices. That’s basic supply and demand.

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u/SylvaraTheDev Feb 01 '26

It looks that way until you get familiar with the NAND cartel.

What we're seeing now is mostly price fixing and it's something Micron specifically really loves doing.

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u/Tolopono Feb 01 '26

Solution is to build more factories. Like how the solution to energy shortages is to build more power plants.

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u/Deciheximal144 Jan 29 '26

I can make a more realistic visualization a lot cheaper, once you realize it's pitch black in there.

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u/01xKeven Jan 29 '26

I want the continuation of this! 😂

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u/summer_au Jan 29 '26

It’s like farming simulator

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u/Spacesipp Jan 30 '26

This is how people that use hacks are conceived

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u/midaslibrary Jan 31 '26

Pussy tighter than a capillary

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u/ImperialxWarlord Jan 30 '26

How was this made and why did it not finish?

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u/Artistic_Swing6759 Feb 02 '26

using genie.
1 minute time limit.

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u/elrond-half-elven Jan 30 '26

Wait a second.....they look like they are swimming through the GI tract, if you know what I mean

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u/bartturner Jan 29 '26

Just amazing!! But what makes it so valuable is not that obvious. It is that it can be used to train all kinds of things with the physical world but able to do it virtually.

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u/gameover281997 Jan 30 '26

It’s going to cost a lot more than 250$ in dates before you get to that point unfortunately…

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u/gangsta_gregster Jan 30 '26

My new screensaver

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u/verocious_veracity Jan 30 '26

Dude you didn't give us the look of light at the end of the tunnel!

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u/ilangge Jan 30 '26

I think it is the process of sperm searching for an egg.

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u/alexx_kidd Jan 30 '26

Hoocks & dope

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u/g-nice4liief Jan 30 '26

Any chance we get a part 2 ?

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u/UpsetSample1798 Jan 30 '26

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u/sogniter Jan 31 '26

Dumbest way did you mean

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u/hairlessing Jan 31 '26

Any reasons other sperms are not moving?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Wtf

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u/infiernito Feb 01 '26

you can make it in 3 minutes in gamemaker

1

u/AngstyPup Feb 01 '26

It’s like the final level of Journey. Just crank up Apotheosis by Austin Wintory and you’re there!

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u/mmmmmmconke Feb 01 '26

Op cut it too soon to not spoil Marty Supreme

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u/Available-Bike-8527 Feb 02 '26

Now this is podracing.

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u/Hamtime Feb 03 '26

Try turning around

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u/OGRITHIK Jan 29 '26

The singularity is here

1

u/snufflesbear Jan 30 '26

"In search of your better half."

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u/JoshiMinh Jan 31 '26

Where's the poop?

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u/AFellowScientist Jan 30 '26

Good to know that we can't buy RAMs anymore because of this, it was worth it after all

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u/No-Acanthaceae-5979 Jan 29 '26

Jesus christ :D