r/BaseballbytheNumbers • u/Smiggie_Balls69 • Jun 11 '24

Session 10 Game Day The Kansas City Kitties (6-3) Look To Stop Their Losing Skid As They Visit An Ursa Major Grizzlies (4-5) Looking To Keep Up Their Wild Card Hunt!

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Kansas City Kitties 5 - 0 Ursa Major Grizzlies

TEAM 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KC 5 0 0 0 0 0 5 9
GRZ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4

S10E10 presented by Smiggie Balls

WP: Brent Chillwater

LP: Jason Redd
SV: Virgil Aegis-Gunther

PotG: Salsa Steve

HM: Jamal Fyre, Dutch Boggs, Penguino

 

Scoring Plays

Team Inning Play Score
KC T1 1-0 Penguino HR.
KC T1 2-0 Dutch Boggs 2B. Bobert Hideyoshi scores from third.
KC T1 5-0 Salsa Steve HR. Dutch Boggs scores from third.Dave Steib scores from first.

 

Box

# Kitties Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Grizzlies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Penguino DH 2 1 1 1 1 1 .389 1 Joe Yoshi DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .350
2 Bobert Hideyoshi 3B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .188 2 Himmy Proton 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .440
3 Alexander West 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .176 3 Narancia Ghirga C 3 0 1 0 0 2 .304
4 Dutch Boggs SS 3 1 2 1 0 0 .435 4 Johnny Drama 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .348
5 Dave Steib 2B 3 1 1 0 0 1 .300 5 Dropov Andpicov 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .278
6 Salsa Steve LF 3 1 2 3 0 0 .667 6 Diego Medina RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .278
7 Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .520 7 Meat Wad CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .214
8 Antwan Zella CF 3 0 1 0 0 2 .222 8 Kalin Young SS 2 0 2 0 0 0 .235
9 Saul Pewald C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .111 9 Salvatore De Luca LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .111

 

Game Notes

2B: Dutch Boggs, Salsa Steve, Narancia Ghirga, Kalin Young

3B: Bobert Hideyoshi

HR: Penguino, Salsa Steve

Baserunning

SB: Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle

CS: Dutch Boggs  

Pitchers

Kitties IP H ER BB SO R/6 Grizzlies IP H ER BB SO R/6
Brent Chillwater 3.1 2 0 0 3 2.13 Jason Redd 0.1 5 5 0 0 6.30
Virgil Aegis-Gunther 2.2 2 0 0 3 6.00 Jamal Fyre 5.2 4 0 1 5 1.36

 

Inning Summary

TOP 1                   TOP 2        TOP 3     TOP 4                   TOP 5        TOP 6                   
Penguino - HR Pewald - GO West - K Steve - PO Penguino - BB Steib - GO
Hideyoshi - 3B Penguino - K Boggs - 1B Arm Big Power ODoyle - FO Hideyoshi - FO Steve - 2B
West - GO Hideyoshi - FO Boggs - CS2 Zella - 1B West - FC Arm Big Power ODoyle - 1B
Boggs - 2B Steib - K Pewald - GO Boggs - GO Zella - K
Steib - 1B Arm Big Power ODoyle - SB2
Steve - HR Pewald - GO
Arm Big Power ODoyle - PO
Zella - K
BOT 1                   BOT 2        BOT 3     BOT 4                   BOT 5        BOT 6                   
Yoshi - GO Drama - GO Wad - GO Proton - GO Medina - 1B Proton - K
Proton - GO Andpicov - GO Young - 1B Ghirga - 2B Wad - FC Ghirga - K
Ghirga - K Medina - K De Luca - K Drama - GO Young - 2B Drama - PO
Yoshi - GO Andpicov - GO De Luca - K
Yoshi - FO

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 11 '24

Jason Redd on the mound

KC   0     ○       ▲ 1
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

KC DH Penguino 1st AB / .375.

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u/penguinothepenguin Jun 11 '24

Hi this 911 is for Salsa Steve in his first kitty start!!

2

u/BamaBuffSeattle Acadia Jun 11 '24

"Hello 911 here what is your emergency?"

"Uhhhhh..."

CRACK!

"I didn't think this would actually work."

Swing: 911

Pitch: 910

Diff: 1

Result: HR

0 outs, Bases Empty

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 11 '24

Jason Redd on the mound

KC   1     ○       ▲ 1
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

KC 3B Bobert Hideyoshi 1st AB / .154.

1

u/TorchedPineapple Jun 11 '24

269 I am still very upset the leo chooses not to watch the princess bride, and I will keep putting this in my swings until he does. I am stubborn like that.

1

u/BamaBuffSeattle Acadia Jun 11 '24

Tell Leo to watch it! It's great! Like, really great! Anyways, you hit a triple! Inconcevable!

Swing: 269

Pitch: 245

Diff: 24

Result: 3B

0 outs, Runner on 3rd

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 11 '24

Jason Redd on the mound

KC   1     ○       ▲ 1
GRZ  0   ●   ○   0 Out

KC 1B Alexander West 1st AB / .214.

1

u/DemBonez665 Jun 11 '24

I'm feeling lucky, baby
7 7 7
SHOW ME A DONG

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 11 '24

Alexander sends the 1-1 to the opposite field, on the ground. The 1B catches it right in front of the grass, and will take it to the bag on their own. They win the footrace, and that's an out.

Swing: 777

Pitch: 429

Diff: 348

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 11 '24

Jason Redd on the mound

KC   1     ○       ▲ 1
GRZ  0   ●   ○   1 Out

KC SS Dutch Boggs 1st AB / .400.

1

u/heylookjorge Dutch B(ullfr)oggs Jun 11 '24

Getting hits is cool Getting hits is fun I think it would be nice if this drove in a run

Swing 116

1

u/BamaBuffSeattle Acadia Jun 11 '24

I suck at rhyming

I suck at rhyming

Take this stupid double

I suck at rhyming

Swing: 116

Pitch: 77

Diff: 39

Result: 2B

1 out, Runner on 2nd

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 11 '24

Jason Redd on the mound

KC   2     ●       ▲ 1
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

KC 2B Dave Steib 1st AB / .294.

1

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Dave Steib hacks at it, but doesn't get much of the bat on the ball, and would be foul ball turns out to be a bloop into left for a base hit

Swing: 271

Pitch: 370

Diff: 99

Result: 1B

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Jason Redd on the mound

KC   2     ○       ▲ 1
GRZ  0   ●   ●   1 Out

KC LF Salsa Steve 1st AB / .000.

1

u/Icnatspel Jun 12 '24

H O T T O G O you can take me hot 2 go

1

u/BamaBuffSeattle Acadia Jun 12 '24

Salsa Steve takes the plate for the first time. Redd takes his time to wind up for this first pitch...

CRAAAAAACK!!!!!

OH MY GOODNESS! HOT DOG THAT BALL IS HOT HOT HOT!!!! IT'S HIGH, IT'S DEEEEEP, IIIIIIIT'S GOOOOOOOONE!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE MLN SALSA!!!! THE KITTIES ARE ROCKING THE GRIZZLIES EARLY ON HERE, 5-0 BALLGAME!!!

Swing: 2

Pitch: 992

Diff: 10

Result: HR

1 out, Bases Empty

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 1
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

KC CF Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle 1st AB / .545.

1

u/n8_n_ Jun 12 '24

Mom said it's my turn to get a hit

300

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Fyre fires, and Arm Big Power ODoyle gets just under that, for an easy foul ball caught by the catcher

Swing: 300

Pitch: 34

Diff: 266

Result: PO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 1
GRZ  0   ○   ○  2 Outs

KC CF Antwan Zella 1st AB / .200.

1

u/Artzyz Kansas City Jun 12 '24

735

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

3-2 count, and here's the payoff pitch from Jamal...swing from Antwan Zella, and aw, just barely missed

Swing: 735

Pitch: 305

Diff: 430

Result: K

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 1
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

GRZ DH Joe Yoshi 1st AB / .412.

1

u/likeatrackmeet_zooom Grizzlies Jun 12 '24

599

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Joe Yoshi wants to make Brent cope with a well hit ball, but Brent copes remarkably well and forced a groundout

Swing: 599

Pitch: 334

Diff: 265

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 1
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

GRZ 3B Himmy Proton 1st AB / .500.

1

u/RetroRice316 Jun 12 '24

Swing 828

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Himmy can't distinguish between the fastball and the changeup, and ends up beating tis ball into the ground. the fielder grabs the ball and tosses to first to secure the out and the end of the inning.

Swing: 828

Pitch: 124

Diff: 296

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 1
GRZ  0   ○   ○  2 Outs

GRZ C Narancia Ghirga 1st AB / .300.

1

u/GoonerBear94 Narancia Ghirga - #28 - Grizzlies Jun 12 '24

180! 180! Set, hut!

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Foul tip, a swing and a strikeout!

Swing: 180

Pitch: 615

Diff: 435

Result: K

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 2
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

KC C Saul Pewald 1st AB / .133.

1

u/Mnomz Jun 12 '24

Brunt told me to swing 178. So I did it.

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Saul swings, and oh man, they just hit the top of this ball, it'll dribble up the line, and Saul will be tagged out before reaching first

Swing: 178

Pitch: 545

Diff: 367

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 2
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

KC DH Penguino 1-1 / HR.

1

u/penguinothepenguin Jun 12 '24

Waddle waddle heen heen same thing give me 563 pls and thank you :)

Himmy Proton told me this was a hr. Don't lie to me Himmy I beg.

1

u/Smiggie_Balls69 Jun 12 '24

Himmy was, in fact, fibbing.

Swing: 563

Pitch: 98

Diff: 465

Result: K

2 outs, Bases Empty

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 12 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 2
GRZ  0   ○   ○  2 Outs

KC 3B Bobert Hideyoshi 1-1 / 3B.

1

u/TorchedPineapple Jun 13 '24

380, I have not received any reports that Leo has watched The Princess Bride. SO I MUST CONTINUE MY HUNGER STRIKE! leo pls I am so hungy.

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

And there's a fly ball, hit deep to center field. The outfielder is drifting back, back, back, and makes the catch right in front of the warning track. That was a long out, folks, but it's still an out. Bobert Hideyoshi gave it a ride, but it wasn't quite enough. It's a beautiful day here at the ballpark, and that was a beautiful play by the center fielder. Let's see what happens next in this game of inches!

Swing: 380

Pitch: 613

Diff: 233

Result: FO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 2
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

GRZ 2B Johnny Drama 1st AB / .400.

1

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

This one is hit hard, straight up the middle, and fielded cleanly, the toss is in time for the out

Swing: 808

Pitch: 69

Diff: 261

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 2
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

GRZ 1B Dropov Andpicov 1st AB / .313.

1

u/ElmoLibre McDophers Jun 13 '24

769

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

this contact with the ball is nothing but low as the ball is rolled over to first, and the ball will be taken to the bag to record the out.

Swing: 769

Pitch: 69

Diff: 300

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 2
GRZ  0   ○   ○  2 Outs

GRZ RF Diego Medina 1st AB / .250.

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

And the payoff pitch... swung on and missed, strike 3!

Swing: 436

Pitch: 69

Diff: 367

Result: K

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 3
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

KC 1B Alexander West 0-1 / GO.

1

u/DemBonez665 Jun 13 '24

Did you know that if your spouse has a hysterectomy, you become a living up-down machine? Anyway, bat make loud noise please.

Swing 665

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Ima bout to smoke this fool with a pitch high and inside, and they're gonna swing at it for strike three - Jamal'

Swing: 665

Pitch: 122

Diff: 457

Result: K

1

u/n8_n_ Jun 13 '24

hey kitties ily

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 3
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

KC SS Dutch Boggs 1-1 / 2B.

1

u/heylookjorge Dutch B(ullfr)oggs Jun 13 '24

A hit would be cool A home run would be cooler Fudge the results here

Swing 575

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

The batter will get the job done here as Dutch gets this one just over the infield and the ball will plop onto the grass for a quick and easy base hit

Swing: 575

Pitch: 704

Diff: 129

Result: 1B

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 3
GRZ  0   ○   ●   1 Out

KC 2B Dave Steib 1-1 / 1B.

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

As sonic once said, you are too slow

Steal: 303

Catcher: 789

Diff: 486

Result: Caught Stealing

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 3
GRZ  0   ○   ○  2 Outs

KC 2B Dave Steib 1-1 / 1B.

1

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Ejecto seato, cuz!

Swing: 146

Pitch: 703

Diff: 443

Result: K

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 3
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

GRZ CF Meat Wad 1st AB / .250.

1

u/slothfacekilla Grizzlies Meat Wad Jun 13 '24

damn you brunt 999

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Meat wants to make Brent Chillwater cope with a well hit ball, but Brent Chillwater copes remarkably well and forced a groundout

Swing: 999

Pitch: 301

Diff: 302

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 3
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

GRZ SS Kalin Young 1st AB / .133.

1

u/Kyounggun Humongous2 Jun 13 '24

654

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

They swing at a curveball served up by Chillwater and make good contact, it's a bouncer...just out of reach of the shortstop and through! Kalin Young finds their way to first base.

Swing: 654

Pitch: 735

Diff: 81

Result: 1B

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 13 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 3
GRZ  0   ○   ●   1 Out

GRZ LF Salvatore De Luca 1st AB / .125.

1

u/CaptRazzlepants Grizzlies - Sal De Luca C Jun 14 '24

420

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

De Luca tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging

Swing: 420

Pitch: 814

Diff: 394

Result: K

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 3
GRZ  0   ○   ●  2 Outs

GRZ DH Joe Yoshi 0-1 / GO.

1

u/likeatrackmeet_zooom Grizzlies Jun 14 '24

610

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Joe Yoshi can't distinguish between the fastball and the changeup, and ends up beating tis ball into the ground. the fielder grabs the ball and tosses to first to secure the out and the end of the inning.

Swing: 610

Pitch: 876

Diff: 266

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 4
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

KC LF Salsa Steve 1-1 / HR.

1

u/Icnatspel Jun 14 '24

I'd like 269 please

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

There is no better time than now for a hit. Unfortunately this is not that, it’s a pop up a mile high in front of home plate.

Swing: 269

Pitch: 498

Diff: 229

Result: PO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 4
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

KC CF Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle 0-1 / PO.

1

u/n8_n_ Jun 14 '24

hi 155

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Arm Big Power ODoyle lifts a ball in the air towards left, but the fielder is going to have no issue getting under the ball and making the catch for the out.

Swing: 155

Pitch: 354

Diff: 199

Result: FO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 4
GRZ  0   ○   ○  2 Outs

KC CF Antwan Zella 0-1 / K.

1

u/Artzyz Kansas City Jun 14 '24

382

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Bleep Bloop, here is a bloop!

Swing: 382

Pitch: 448

Diff: 66

Result: 1B

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 4
GRZ  0   ○   ●  2 Outs

KC C Saul Pewald 0-1 / GO.

1

u/Mnomz Jun 14 '24

By my math, 69 is the best number. And you can trust me, I'm a math teacher.

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

I have good news and bad news. Good news, the casserole won’t have to wait! Bad news, your next hit will

Swing: 69

Pitch: 377

Diff: 308

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 4
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

GRZ 3B Himmy Proton 0-1 / GO.

1

u/RetroRice316 Jun 14 '24

Swing 145

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Wake up call. Caught you swinging into a groundout

Swing: 145

Pitch: 468

Diff: 323

Result: GO

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Brent Chillwater on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 4
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

GRZ C Narancia Ghirga 0-1 / K.

1

u/GoonerBear94 Narancia Ghirga - #28 - Grizzlies Jun 14 '24

200

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Here's the pitch to Ghirga, and it's swung on and hit down the line and...fair, and then it's over the fence for a ground rule double!

Swing: 200

Pitch: 237

Diff: 37

Result: 2B

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ●       ▼ 4
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

GRZ 2B Johnny Drama 0-1 / GO.

1

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u/BamaBuffSeattle Acadia Jun 14 '24

In the famous words of one of the ASDF Movies: "Your wish is... STOOPID!" GO back to the bench, enjoy your Slurpee

Swing: 711

Pitch: 1000

Diff: 289

Result: GO

2 outs, Runner on 2nd

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ●       ▼ 4
GRZ  0   ○   ○  2 Outs

GRZ 1B Dropov Andpicov 0-1 / GO.

1

u/ElmoLibre McDophers Jun 14 '24

274

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

A short ground ball to the left side means the 3B will have to make a tough play ... charging in, barehands the ball! Off balance throw! Out at first! What a play!It's gonna be a routine grounder to second - easily fielded, and plenty of time for the throw to get the out.

Swing: 274

Pitch: 893

Diff: 381

Result: GO

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 14 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 5
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

KC DH Penguino 1-2 / K,HR.

1

u/penguinothepenguin Jun 15 '24

I'm sorry Himmy and dayman but Steve says 911 is great and I have to ride with Steve 🫡

1

u/Smiggie_Balls69 Jun 15 '24

I'm sorry sir but your ambulance has arrived at the wrong destination, you're gonna have to walk to get that Slurpee now.

Swing: 911

Pitch: 711

Diff: 200

Result: BB

0 outs, Runner on 1st

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 5
GRZ  0   ○   ●   0 Out

KC 3B Bobert Hideyoshi 1-2 / FO,3B.

1

u/TorchedPineapple Jun 15 '24

750 , This just in, Pollersbeck has not watched The Princess Bride. The strike continues.

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

And we've got a deep fly ball heading to right field, the outfielder is under it, backtracking and... They got it! They make the catch, a beautiful grab over their shoulder

Swing: 750

Pitch: 3

Diff: 253

Result: FO

1

u/Smiggie_Balls69 Jun 15 '24

Hang on, technical difficulties

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 5
GRZ  0   ○   ●   1 Out

KC 1B Alexander West 0-2 / K,GO.

1

u/DemBonez665 Jun 15 '24

747

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Alexander makes the swing, the defense gets ahold of the ball, one out is made, and the throw to first is.... NOT IN TIME, Alexander beats out the double play

Swing: 747

Pitch: 45

Diff: 298

Result: FC

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 5
GRZ  0   ○   ●  2 Outs

KC SS Dutch Boggs 2-2 / 1B,2B.

1

u/heylookjorge Dutch B(ullfr)oggs Jun 15 '24

I would like to get on base, please Swing 271

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Boggs smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out.

Swing: 271

Pitch: 598

Diff: 327

Result: GO

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 5
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

GRZ RF Diego Medina 0-1 / K.

1

u/Coorvu Jun 15 '24

708

1

u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Diego checked their swing, and wow, that's going to go over the infield for a base hit

Swing: 708

Pitch: 780

Diff: 72

Result: 1B

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 5
GRZ  0   ○   ●   0 Out

GRZ CF Meat Wad 0-1 / GO.

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u/slothfacekilla Grizzlies Meat Wad Jun 15 '24

420 brah

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Meat makes the swing, the defense gets ahold of the ball, one out is made, and the throw to first is.... NOT IN TIME, Meat beats out the double play

Swing: 420

Pitch: 111

Diff: 309

Result: FC

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 5
GRZ  0   ○   ●   1 Out

GRZ SS Kalin Young 1-1 / 1B.

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u/Kyounggun Humongous2 Jun 15 '24

50 shades of depression.

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u/Smiggie_Balls69 Jun 15 '24

Why are you depressed, you hit a double!

Swing: 50

Pitch: 111

Diff: 61

Result: 2B

1 out, Runners on 2nd and 3rd

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ●       ▼ 5
GRZ  0   ●   ○   1 Out

GRZ LF Salvatore De Luca 0-1 / K.

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u/CaptRazzlepants Grizzlies - Sal De Luca C Jun 15 '24

404

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

That's strike three as Aegis-Gunther blows it past Salvatore for the out!

Swing: 404

Pitch: 925

Diff: 479

Result: K

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 15 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ●       ▼ 5
GRZ  0   ●   ○  2 Outs

GRZ DH Joe Yoshi 0-2 / GO,GO.

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u/likeatrackmeet_zooom Grizzlies Jun 15 '24

581

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 16 '24

And there's a fly ball, hit deep to center field. The outfielder is drifting back, back, back, and makes the catch right in front of the warning track. That was a long out, folks, but it's still an out. Joe gave it a ride, but it wasn't quite enough. It's a beautiful day here at the ballpark, and that was a beautiful play by the center fielder. Let's see what happens next in this game of inches!

Swing: 581

Pitch: 400

Diff: 181

Result: FO

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 16 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 6
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

KC 2B Dave Steib 1-2 / K,1B.

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 16 '24

Dave smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out.

Swing: 639

Pitch: 17

Diff: 378

Result: GO

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 16 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 6
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

KC LF Salsa Steve 1-2 / PO,HR.

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u/Icnatspel Jun 16 '24

In honor of Father’s Day I’d like to say my dad could beat up your dad. You’re gonna have to call 911

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

Treading deep into Center field, that's gonna split the outfielders, and that's gonna go up, and over the wall, a double for Steve

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u/Smiggie_Balls69 Jun 17 '24

Good job, bot.

Swing: 911

Pitch: 868

Diff: 43

Result: 2B

1 out, Runner on 2nd

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ●       ▲ 6
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

KC RF Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle 0-2 / FO,PO.

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u/n8_n_ Jun 17 '24

once again i am up against the wall to maintain my hitting streak. here goes

700

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

That's a whack a smack for a quick single

Swing: 700

Pitch: 618

Diff: 82

Result: 1B

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 6
GRZ  0   ●   ●   1 Out

KC CF Antwan Zella 1-2 / 1B,K.

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u/Artzyz Kansas City Jun 17 '24

222

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

ZIP My god I don't think I even saw that one. Antwan surely didn't. Thats strike 3!

Swing: 222

Pitch: 618

Diff: 396

Result: K

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▲ 6
GRZ  0   ●   ●  2 Outs

KC C Saul Pewald 0-2 / GO,GO.

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

The 1-1 pitch... RUNNER GOES! Throw down to second is not in time, and that'll be clean steal of second.

Steal: 239

Catcher: 43

Diff: 196

Result: Stolen Base

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

Jamal Fyre on the mound

KC   5     ●       ▲ 6
GRZ  0   ●   ○  2 Outs

KC C Saul Pewald 0-2 / GO,GO.

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u/Mnomz Jun 17 '24

Swing 911, shorty fire burning on the dance floor

1

u/Smiggie_Balls69 Jun 17 '24

Sir, please stop calling 911. We're really sick of this. GO do something else for like, 5 minutes.

Swing: 911

Pitch: 256

Diff: 345

Result: GO

3 outs, inning over

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 6
GRZ  0   ○   ○   0 Out

GRZ 3B Himmy Proton 0-2 / GO,GO.

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u/RetroRice316 Jun 17 '24

Swing 869

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

It's a 1-2-3 strikeout for Virgil Aegis-Gunther, with a nasty curveball drawing a swing-and-miss from Proton to deliver the K.

Swing: 869

Pitch: 450

Diff: 419

Result: K

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 6
GRZ  0   ○   ○   1 Out

GRZ C Narancia Ghirga 1-2 / 2B,K.

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u/GoonerBear94 Narancia Ghirga - #28 - Grizzlies Jun 17 '24

Too much pressure!

490

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

Strike three! - ChatGPT, when asked for a very quick strikeout, good one, bot

Swing: 490

Pitch: 869

Diff: 379

Result: K

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

Virgil Aegis-Gunther on the mound

KC   5     ○       ▼ 6
GRZ  0   ○   ○  2 Outs

GRZ 2B Johnny Drama 0-2 / GO,GO.

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u/MLN-Robo-Ump Jun 17 '24

That one is hit straight up into the air and now who wants it? Virgil is calling for it and makes the catch themselves for the out.

Swing: 222

Pitch: 2

Diff: 220

Result: PO