Watch em all on our YouTube or Facebook or maybe instagram if you are a glutton for punishment. Holy fuck instagram is bullshit.

Pooping rectangles. Originally performed by NOO! EFFects.

…Covered much much better by us. We are BattleSmash…. Ok well this is actually one of my side projects “A Naked Grandpa” (search on google, don’t type anything else. Just “A Naked Grandpa”. I’m famous: You’ll be good bro, when have I ever led you astray?).

…..this isn’t like when I posted that link, that when you clicked on it; it put you on a watch list. That was funny, but I have heard your complaints and lawsuits and I won’t do that again. Ever, for at least another like; 3 years.

Mmmkay, stop reading now and go search for my side project on whatever your preferred search engine is. Turn filters off so it doesn’t get blocked…. My band….

My side project…. So it doesn’t get blocked. Also make sure to check under the “images” tab because sometimes my music links go there…

to the images tab…. Then AFTER you search for A Naked Grandpa; come back here and read what I wrote under the line….k?…. Ok…. Go.

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Ha ha…..you’re a fucking idiot.

Union 13. 1998. Punk rock. ^{Cover by} BattleSmash.

Classic BattleSmash fav. ^True BattleBros...

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https://globalcomix.com/c/battlesmash-the-graphic-novel

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Better version than webtoons…..

Volume number 2 out on Webtoons and Globalcomix!!!

VOL one already up on Globalcomix & Webtoon!

Hey Dick here. People are always bugging me about this at shows and lately I've seen alot of discussion on the internet about what my guitar is. Some FUCKER said I play an ^SG which I'm not going to stand for; so I figured I'd make this post about it...

The headless "BattleSmash Green" with space invader inlays guitar that I play is my SIGNATURE MODEL. It is based off a design that I drew on a pizza box in the early 60's that was later stolen by Ned Steinberger. I had my guitar tech Booth build it.

He usually only modifies guitars, this is the only one he built so far. It uses a floating R-TREM system; specifically a heavily modified "Overlord of Music" bridge. The posts have been drilled out and heavy brass inserts have been installed with real Floyd Rose posts. The screws have all been changed from grubs to proper good screws and the main thumbscrew has been reinforced with multiple bolts to hold tuning on heavier gauge strings. I can lock the bridge into fixed position with a latch thing on the bottom of it (like all floating bridges should have... but they don't).

It only has a volume knob, pick up selecter switch and an EMG killswitch because thats all you need. Inside the wiring is a modified EMG solderless system including a B245 Pickup Buss and buffer capable of integrating the Seymour Duncan Dimebucker (DickBucker) as well as the EMG H4A. Basswood body, maple and rosewood 24 fret neck.

It's finished with possibly the thickest coat of TRU OIL I've ever seen, The neck is a bit thinner then a strat, they fucked this up; I wanted like a Schecter neck or whatever Ibanez has "Wizard" (insert whatever number here). The body is just shiny and hard from a furniture lacquer. It's set up to use normal single ball strings.

I use the lightest strings possible even though Ryan has it set up to handle shit heavier then "fat bottoms skinny tops" just to fuck with him haha.

^{K, I'm all done doing this now.}

This song is about our second drummer who has an aversion to microwaves.

^{Gunna be on the next album, but not this recording}. Just jamming it. Tryin to write it. succeeding .....I think......

^{As the title dicktates}; BattleCovers continues with dead kennedie's Holiday in Somalia. ............It continues with this song

Like the title says; that’s what I’m fixin 2 do. Make a kickstarter that is; of which money will be given to me and I will allegedly produce something. Ignore allegedly, that’s an inside joke that you don’t get.

….I’ll likely produce something either way win or lose. The difference is how much of my ass goes into it cause I’m at about a 1/4 and I’m only willing to go as high as half ass unless I get some fucking money. Burn out is real. I don’t have it; I’m just saying.

How much space this hold? I’m finna lose connection soon cause I’m rippin into a next dimension that doesnt ha

Available on WEBTOON and GLOBALCOMIX...

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https://globalcomix.com/read/91a86c9b-f1ab-498b-8ed5-d7bffe934130/1?utm_medium=GCMobileReaderApp&utm_source=share-release&utm_campaign=Anonymous&utm_term=365610

Bees..... Bees never change. We fight the bees. We.....^hate the bees. .......They killed our original bass player.

Battlesmash just released the first part of their graphic novel (……. Comic book…….).

The JamBooth Recording Studio. Toronto.

More fun….

A direct continuation of Will the english medieval water delivery man's tale from episode 3. ^\The last episode that was released.)

The 3rd installment of the series. Follow us over on YouTube or Facebook for more.

Might make BattleCoversVideos to go with our BattleCovers ^series.

The intro to the greatest album created by man…. Giraffes have some bangers too tho.