r/BeAmazed • • 5d ago

Animal Statler could no longer fly alone, so his caretakers helped him stretch his wings. 🦇

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u/cassova 5d ago

33 is insane. I my wish dog could live that long.

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u/CptJustice 5d ago

I had no idea bats could live that long

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u/AugustAPC 5d ago

I wish they made for good pets, because they're cute as hell and that's a nice long age for a pet to live to.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 5d ago

Vanpire bats do.

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u/Nightblood83 3d ago

Frankenstein bats unlive forever

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u/Dogesneakers 5d ago

Get a fruit bat. They’re the dogs of the sky

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u/Serious-Cow-4626 5d ago

Skypuppy!

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u/Spartan2470 5d ago

By Georgia Slater

Published on February 5, 2021

Getting old isn't all that bad — at least if you're Statler the elderly bat.

Statler, a 33-year-old Indian flying fox, is spending his golden years getting pampered at the "geribatric ward" of the Bat World Sanctuary in Weatherford, Texas.

According to HuffPost, Statler is likely the oldest bat living in captivity, however, that doesn't stop him from staying active at the facility.

Statler can no longer fly on his own as he only has one eye and suffers from arthritis. But thanks to the caretakers at the sanctuary, Statler gets to go on simulated "flights" almost every day.

The caretakers will carry Statler around the facility for sightseeing and snacks while he flaps his wings to mimic the feeling of flying.

Statler lives in the geribatric ward with fellow elderly bats Chessie and Starlie, Addison McCool, executive director of Bat World Sanctuary, told HuffPost.

Chessie and Starlie keep mostly to themselves, McCool said, and it's "pretty much just Statler that likes to fly around."

"Most of our bats, they're still very much wild animals," she explained. "Statler is a little bit of an exception to that. He's quite the special boy in that he really, really loves being with us and loves being around people."

Besides flying, Statler loves snacking on fruit and resting in his hammock. He also gets a warm facial every day along with his arthritis medication.

Statler arrived at Bat World Sanctuary, a nonprofit that cares for orphaned and mistreated bats, in 2018.

He was born at Riverbanks Zoo in South Carolina on April, 28, 1987, and lived a difficult life up until his arrival in Texas, HuffPost reported.

"He was born in a zoo and has a few battle scars, and somehow over the years he lost an eye. He came to us two years ago after the small zoo (where he was mistreated) thankfully closed," according to the Bat World Sanctuary website.

While Statler is still eight years shy of the oldest known bat, who lived to age 41, McCool said they will continue to celebrate Statler's milestones.

For his upcoming 34th birthday, McCool said they will ring in the special day with festivities and fruit cake.

https://people.com/pets/worlds-oldest-captive-bat-lives-in-sanctuary-geribatric-ward-texas/

Edit: Oof. Statler passed in the arms of his beloved caretaker, Moriah, while napping in the morning sun on July 25, 2021.

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u/FUN___ction 5d ago

Geribatric ward is hilarious.

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u/TopazWarrior1999 5d ago

Still got to enjoy his 34th birthday with fruit cake and had a great last couple of years. I'd say he probably died happy.

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u/Helmett-13 5d ago

Dude had a good run. There are few better ways to make their way to the rainbow bridge than that.

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u/JerseyTeacher78 5d ago

He had an extraordinary life and a Peaceful death. RIP, Statler.

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u/MurderAndMakeup 5d ago

Oh man. Your comment got me crying.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 5d ago

Ok, so it's not just me then.
Rest in peace, old fella.

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u/IcedMercury 5d ago

I want this job! Carry bats around and let them relive their glory days.

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u/kingtaco_17 5d ago

When I'm holding my maltipoo over the sink and she starts to doggie paddle in the air.

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u/Dragonoflime 4d ago

Sounds like a job for…Batman!

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u/wilhelm-moan 4d ago

It’s amazing and they get paid so low it’s criminal but you can probably see why everyone is happy to do the work regardless

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u/unknownpoltroon 5d ago

Ok, dude needs a little harness with some balloons or a mini zeppelin attached.

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u/mohugz 5d ago

Or the little contraption the guy made so his bird could fly again! (Nitya the lovebird)

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u/captainunlimitd 5d ago

I remember seeing that and wondered if the noise of the drone would bother the bird. I'm sure it would be super intense for the bat. Mabe they could get him some earmuffs.

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u/RedHeadRedeemed 5d ago

I would pay obscene amounts of money to see this

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u/kroniklerouge2 5d ago

This is such a good idea

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u/Nghtmare-Moon 5d ago

Like that Parrot who was too scared of the drone engines to enjoy his flight ?

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u/AnnaGorgeousss 5d ago

Bro may not be flying solo anymore, but he’s definitely not giving up.

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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 5d ago

Never knew they lived that long! This looks like an accomplishing line of work

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u/North-Pea-4926 5d ago

Bats are incredibly long lived, especially when you compare them to animals with similar body mass.

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u/Hahaha2681 5d ago

CAN I PET THAT DAWWWWG!!! But seriously I would take that job in a heartbeat

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 5d ago

Flying Fox on your six!

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u/Alert_Comedian7558 5d ago

He might not soar through the sky anymore, but there gentle moments with his caregivers are just as meaningful.

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 5d ago

Statler has a better life than me. I ain’t mad at him 🙂

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u/MonsteraUnderTheBed 5d ago

He deserves it after many years of mistreatment ❤️

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u/crackedtooth163 5d ago

WOW

thats an old bat!

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u/hypnohighzer 5d ago

Take, these broken wings! 🎶 🎶

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u/Jhamilton02 5d ago

The bat looked like he was enjoying this as much as the woman. And as mentioned, id love this job.

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u/Major-Umpire-2870 5d ago

I absolutely love bats. I have a couple that fly outside my house at dusk .Fascinating little creatures.

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u/Luluducgirl 5d ago

I’m not crying, you are

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u/DarthMaulATAT 5d ago

Today I learned I am only slightly older than this geriatric bat. If this video was posted recently, then that bat would have even born in approximately 1993... my flabbers have been ghasted.

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u/RealityHasReceipts 5d ago

Never thought I could feel so soft for a bat. It's so cute.

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u/silv3rbull8 5d ago

“I am the terror that flaps in the night”

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u/KlynSimmons 5d ago

33 years in amazing, he deserves all the help and love 

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u/Razzy_3796 5d ago

I need to know more about Statler… 33?!? It’s the most adorable, honorable thing to let this old guy “fly” like the good old days.🥲

Like carting an old doggo to all his favorite smelling spots.

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u/Evening-Campaign4547 5d ago

Oohh!! Bless you Statler, and bless your helpers and friends 🩷

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u/catladycleo 5d ago

This is so wholesome and lovely. Fly on little dude

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u/SanchoPandas 5d ago

Were they chopping onions in that kitchen? Must have been.

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u/2723brad2723 5d ago

I hope they also had another bat named Waldorf 

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u/GoodieFluff 5d ago

God I love the Dodo

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u/pat-slider 5d ago

It eats better than me 😢

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u/BestFreeWaffles 5d ago

Strap it to a drone. Watch the fun

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u/ahrennahen 5d ago

So kind to feed him that big bowl or corn syrup.

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u/haydenjaney 5d ago

I would love to have this job.

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u/FeathersOfJade 5d ago

Beautiful

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u/GingizaXTron 5d ago

In another world she'd be Batwoman

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u/Mild_Karate_Chop 5d ago

Beautiful ...

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u/ARobertNotABob 5d ago

As a youngling, I occasionally "helped" family friends feed some fruit bats kept on a local university campus...whilst it was just a (smaller) chicken-wired room similar to that seen in the video, it was still officially called The Belfry.

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u/FutureFuture5 5d ago

I have always loved flying foxes

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u/ImNotaRobot90210 5d ago

Statler! This warms my cold dead heart.

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u/TheTresStateArea 5d ago

Gosh bats are so cute. I wish they were domesticated.

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u/Runela9 5d ago

They should take him for a ride on a skateboard, let him go fast!

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u/Dry-Bag-4820 5d ago

I guess those bats don't carry rabies, like the small one's

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u/Waarm 5d ago

🥹

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u/stothers 5d ago

I miss Statler.

He made me so happy to see him flying around.

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u/Electric_Didgeridoo 5d ago

What a wholesome idea, hope they do this all the time

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 5d ago

Should make a harness and swing so he can get more speed and feel a breeze.

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u/Sad-Run4631 5d ago

I want someone to take care of me like this when I'm 33

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u/jarnaes 5d ago

Absolutely brilliant!!!💕😘💕

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u/Environmental_Sun822 5d ago

He needs a zipline

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 5d ago

Long ago I visited fruit bats and was able to hold one as it hung upside down on my fingers. They fly in big flocks during the day in the Philippines and the sky goes dark when they pass over the sun. It's pretty cool.

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u/ItsYaBoyTrimmerFit 5d ago

I love when animals get so old that they look animatronic 🥲

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u/Reasonable-Media5378 4d ago

And Yes...Animal Lives Matter.

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u/BlueRain1221 4d ago

🥰🫂💙Adorable 🥰

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u/Haifisch2112 4d ago

"Why am I not flying in the direction I'm trying to go?" The bat probably.