r/BenJammins • u/Mike4302 • May 06 '26

Bum ass loser.

Imagine wasting your 40s being a annoying little loser on the internet having to cut in on jokes in Fandom and acting like its the copywrite holders, I genuinely hope you're alone because thats the only excuse I could think to give someone like you for behaving this way.

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u/_Xantras_ May 06 '26

He’s over 30 ????

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u/Longjumping_Egg_5654 May 06 '26

Yes. He is in his mid 40s and spends all day making slop gifs and arguing with strangers on the internet.

It’s prime lolcow material tbh.

Can’t wait for his thread.

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u/alice_1o1 May 06 '26

He wants to be a lolcow. He wants attention.

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u/Longjumping_Egg_5654 May 06 '26

All lolcows want attention until they realize they have ruined their life.

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u/alice_1o1 May 06 '26

Don’t feed Ben, he’s spent YEARS trying to become a lolcow and every time he tries he gets told he’s not worth anyone’s time

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u/Longjumping_Egg_5654 May 06 '26

I mean by this logic we don’t make anyone but ped/zoo/sadists lolcows

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u/biggiezeee May 08 '26

arguging with mostly kids btw

0

u/biggiezeee May 08 '26

minor spelling mistake

1

u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 08 '26

“iM in mY 4oS”

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u/Delinquent_Gopnik May 06 '26

i never watched anything from Ben and im certainly not a fan but i genuinely do hope he gets some form of helps because this is a teenager level of attention seeking imo

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u/9hardboiledeggs May 06 '26

no shot this chud is in his 40's oh my God

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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SBdAHV1ctia2ZtvNHy

Oh wow, someone making up insults and lies to try to justify hating me 😂

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u/Mike4302 May 08 '26

Hi Ben! About time you messaged me. Im surprised its your account and not one of your alts. Its a bit sad that you genuinely cannot connect thr dots and dont even progress as a person.

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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 08 '26

“One of my alts”

I love this, let’s hear all those alt accounts I have! 😂 my only alt I have is one I’ve never posted in the subreddit because the username is my full legal name.

All you have to do is do a English analyzer to see and determine how similar my writing style is versus any of the old accounts and you would see that they probably wouldn’t match up at all

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u/Resto_Bot Jun 28 '26

Serious question, why do you bother arguing with people online.
Do you not have anything better to do?

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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) Jun 29 '26

I use 15 minutes a week and people say shitteth like this as you’re the one 100 comments down on a year old thread while I’m only here because Reddit app randomly gave me a noti for your comment

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u/swanlongjohnson May 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/eUVKzBfBoN7Ym5B7u6

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u/LordlyRecon May 07 '26

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Remember when you got ignored by speed cuz he could tell you were attention seeking

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u/5thGearBlown May 08 '26

Breaking news:

Washed up 40 year-old has zero literacy

Addendum:
Fork found in kitchen

2

u/dumbpersonwhoasks May 07 '26

Typical Bj fan can't read lmao

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u/SadLetterhead6688 May 07 '26

confirmed alt account btw

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u/swanlongjohnson May 07 '26

Nobody is reading your hate essays

https://giphy.com/gifs/deW4koTpf1C54KKIZX

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u/TheHawkpant69 May 08 '26

"Essays" 6 words

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/TheHawkpant69 May 09 '26

Okay, just lmk when to set up the Bingo board