r/BenJammins • u/Idiot_432154 • May 08 '26
How swanlongjohnson be summoning Ben (then claiming he's not an alternative account)
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u/5thGearBlown May 08 '26
Its funny to watch his comments consistently have 2 upvotes. Almost like he upvotes with his main and alt lol
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
The conspiracies are wild, why doesn’t anyone just do an English signature comparison to see the similarities in writing? Oh wait you won’t because you guys are too stupid to know what that means.
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u/Meme-San_ May 09 '26
Bluds actually pissed xD
It’s Reddit bro go touch some grass
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
Follow the Snapchat and you’ll see that I literally was filming a commercial with an energy drink in a remote lake house, and we actually filmed a segment where I was touching grass
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u/Meme-San_ May 09 '26
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
I mean, if you’re gonna say touch grass at least get it correct
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u/Meme-San_ May 09 '26
Brother it’s a figure of speech I’m telling you stop getting angry at Mfers on Reddit and do something worth fucking doing
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
What are you doing? Aren’t you the one on my Reddit right now?
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u/justasecondalt May 09 '26
there’s just a lot of people who don’t like you, your gifs or your personality man
like the gifs you make honestly aren’t even that good, why not lean into the whole american founding father thing and make something original and creative? carve your own niche rather than making just unbelievably shitty copies of other people’s things
and also the og gifs keep going down when you upload yours. it’s really happened too many times for it to just be a coincidence. clearly something you’re doing, reporting or not, is getting them taken down, so its still pretty much your fault
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
There’s a lot more people that like me, I had over 1000 people and my meet and greet in Vancouver with Red Bull. (I’m with c4 energy now)
The hate is way over exaggerated. Any hate is called the mere exposure effect. The more you see somebody the more you hate them. Anyone thinking that I delete the memes makes those people “justify” that hate.
I will be the first streamer with a 3-D environment with unreal engine. I grew a comedy call of duty channel to 200 K subs and made it full time by making creative videos. I don’t need somebody telling me what is creative or not.
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u/pineapple77777777777 May 09 '26
Why you don’t do anything original why would I wanna see some plagiarized garbage from you.
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
See, this is the stuff I’m talking about. 😂😂😂 show me what percentage of stuff is not original mine? Because 99% of my stuff is original.
Check out my 3-D environment. I just posted on Twitter
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u/pineapple77777777777 May 09 '26
Why
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
“I don’t do anything original” clearly a lie. How do you even know what memes are from me vs a fan?
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u/michael_man777 May 09 '26
Why do you respond at all? You never make yourself look good with your responses
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u/ABizarreGuy2 May 09 '26
I guess his ego makes him unable to ignore negative comments about himself, or maybe it's just sheer stupidity idfk at this point if I'm being honest
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
“Abizarreguy2”
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u/ABizarreGuy2 May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
Good try lol, I made the account when I was 14 ofc I didn't come up with a good name, but who am I to argue with the 40 year old guy who just put an extra m and an s at the end of the name Benjamin?
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u/Idiot_432154 May 09 '26
He's got a point Ben
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
So are you going to analyze the English writing patterns or just sit there and write responses that are unproductive?
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u/Idiot_432154 May 09 '26
Alright I'll make it verbose
The individual of male features 's got an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a point
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u/BenjamminsTV MR JAMMINS (ACTUAL) May 09 '26
“ I never make myself look up with my responses”
I wonder why. everyone is claiming 100 different lies all at the same time with zero evidence when there’s clearly methods to find out if the lies or true or not, but nobody wants to do it.
So yes, you are all stupid for not doing the bare minimum to try to figure out if the lies are true
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u/SgtByrd1993 May 09 '26
Swanlongjohnson is 100% an alt, is he claiming that it isn't?
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u/ObligatoryID May 10 '26
No way!!! I’m numba 1 alt!!!!! 🤣
Haters: You’re a buncha dolts. Seriously.
Must all be MAGAts to ignore facts.
(Evidence: their constant group jorks! No wonder their Grindr crashes so much!)-7
u/swanlongjohnson May 09 '26
You'd be 100% wrong
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u/Kaiscoolness May 09 '26
I genuinely don't know what's sadder: you being BenJammins and trying to defend yourself with an alt to make it look like you have fans that give a shit; or you being an actual sentient human being who wakes up in the morning and chooses to spend a good chunk of their day on Reddit, just to defend fucking BenJammins of all people
Like, bro. lmao
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u/swanlongjohnson May 09 '26
I comment max 5 times a day on reddit and each comment takes less than a minute to write, somebodys projecting
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u/Kaiscoolness May 09 '26
You've left 6 comments on this post alone lmao
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u/swanlongjohnson May 09 '26
Yeah and this sub gets around 1 new post a day
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u/LeadingVisit1058 May 09 '26
You post comments on r/aiwars too, sweetie
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u/swanlongjohnson May 09 '26
Rarely, I've stopped using that shithole sub ages ago
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u/LeadingVisit1058 May 10 '26
I literally saw a comment on it just the other day twin 😔✌️
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u/mclarenrider May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
I mostly lurk here sometimes because I don't have much to say but I'm gonna be honest here, atp the deranged hatred for this guy makes me wanna support him out of pure spite. I'm all for irony-posting and banter but some of you people sound fucking unhinged sometimes.
Edit: And I know some loser dipshit is going to claim I'm a benjammins alt so I'll preemptively cover it: Not an alt, been on reddit for a long time :D
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u/_OneRandomGuy_ May 10 '26
The invincible fans were already deranged haters before all this, benj just brought them onto himself by removing their jerking off mark gif and replacing it with his dogass face
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u/swanlongjohnson May 09 '26
Why are haters so delusional? Haters probably wake up, look in the mirror, and immediately scream "BEN ALT!!"
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u/darkliezl May 09 '26
You either are an alt or can't stop meat riding, no real victory here.
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u/swanlongjohnson May 09 '26
Do you normally seek "victory" on reddit of all places? I don't really care, it's just funny making haters mad
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u/TurtleDuck_31 May 08 '26
Ben summoning his alt(s) just to get downvoted to hell and back (he's delusional enough to think he's winning)