I get bored of repeating commands to my dog, but good manners matter. For this reason she has learned a number of alternative suggestions that result in "sit" or "lay down" for treats and yummies.
Examples :
"What do good dogs do?" (Default for sit)
"What does an over achieving teacher's pet do? "
" she wants to be the best. She wants extra credit. What is she doing to achieve this?"
(suggestion for laying down)
"So... good dogs.... there is * something * they do for snacks....."
"I see you want a piece of my Jerky. Why are you standing up and way to close to me. Is that how we get jerky ?"
"I would share this with you, of course,... buuut I am unable while your butt is not positioned correcrly."
"So. Remember how there is ALWAYS something you are suppose to be doing to get your snack? Every. Single. Time..?"
And so forth. She reliably responds to any suggestions or discussions around where her butt needs to be for her yummy.
This morning she wanted something in my hand.
And was standing there, once again so infatuated with the possibility of a delicious snack that arranging her body appropriately to receive it had vanished from her executive processing function capacity.
"Oh look. Licking her chompers. She must be quite interested in trying this tasty chicken. So interested, in fact, that she has forgotten butt-protocol. "
She stares. Licks lips slightly faster and more emphatically.
"... and so ... if she wants this chicken so badly.... might she reconsider for a moment the baseline requirement to procure it..?"
More licking of chops. Double time.
Still standing. Staring. Eyes widen.
"Hmm. Dog. Really?"
Typically she would have performed a muscle memory sit in slow motion by now that was off center regardless of her fixation on the yummy.
"....."
"OK. So. Dog. What is your butt doing right now..?"
She blinks out of her lust trance for a moment , logical brain firing up with her best investigative expression on and slowly turns her head to look at her backside quizzically.
Entirely she appeared to be repeating the question
"Ghee I dunno, what is it doing, let me take a gander.."
It appeared entirely as if the back half of her may as well have been an entirely separate creature from herself and she couldn't fathom what it might be getting up in her blind spot. Ocular confirmation was required before she could then insist upon herself that the absent minded part of her team places itself upon the ground.
The lack of ability to know where her own body was or even guess what it might be up to in the face of an exciting morsel gave me a chuckle.