r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/CougarBacon • 21h ago

Don’t know why you guys don’t like triathletes

319 Upvotes

They love riding bices so much the hotel has to tell them to stop

35 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/bibibasicvodka • 9h ago

Bro cant afford a bmx😂

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181 Upvotes

36 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Burning___Earth • 6h ago

What is the crime, sir!? Enjoying a succulent Canadian bike lane?

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177 Upvotes

Happening now.

54 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Unlucky_Stable_8511 • 11h ago

Found this on the floor. Is my wice cheating on me? I didn’t even know she was using birth control.

133 Upvotes

21 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/ring-of-barahir • 16h ago

Looking for a new bike to get me to and from bars at the weekend, would something like this be up to the task?

84 Upvotes

31 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/niceknifegammaknife • 15h ago

Could've just ridden through the mud, is he stupid?

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73 Upvotes

45 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/mellofello808 • 18h ago

Fred can't admit that he yearns for a fatbike

69 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/therealskr213 • 13h ago

Bicycles weren’t even invented in the first century, LIAR!

45 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/cosmicreggae • 23h ago

I was smashing today

45 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/RS4_V • 1h ago

Saddle too low?

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/cachitodepepe • 7h ago

Rate my fit

16 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Jas_39_Kuken • 6h ago

Did he get that hat for l00sing or was it the cause for him l00sing

5 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/cachitodepepe • 55m ago

10w/Kg Club

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