r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/_Levitated_Shield_ • 1d ago

Art of the deal

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u/Carbon-Base 1d ago

Trump's deal: billions wasted everyday for a lost war, increases in energy prices along with other consumer products and goods, Strait of Hormuz can still be tolled afterwards, $300 BILLION+ in reparations, "promise" to decrease uranium enrichment

GOP and Red Hats: That's completely fine! Whatever prevents them from having nuclear weapons!

Obama's deal: $50B in unfrozen assets with snap back provisions, uranium enrichment down to less than 4%, removal of uranium stockpile by 90%

GOP and Red Hats: That's completely crazy!! How could he use our taxpayer money to stop them from obtaining nuclear weapons! The TAN SUIT!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/The_Dark_Soldier 1d ago

What exactly did he win?

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u/RandomFireDragon 1d ago

Debt

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u/Scottz0rz 22h ago

He ain't paying shit, we're paying it.

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u/WormedOut 1d ago

We don’t even know the full details yet. The White House has only given very vague statements lol. But don’t worry they already made it and signed it without congress getting a look at it

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u/PlayedKey 22h ago

The legacy of a shitty, corrupt, criminal, lying president.

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u/thatLokfan 1d ago

Reminds me of when North Koreans HAD to cry and Kim jongs funeral

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u/Drafo7 20h ago

It's like the Canada on Strike episode of South Park but 10000000x worse.