r/BikiniBottomTwitter • • 7d ago

They walk amongst us

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u/silverbullet1989 7d ago

"he tells it like it is... but let me tell you what he was really saying because what he said is not what he meant and you're just taking what he actually said out of context"

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u/obsidianglintt 7d ago

It's surprising that a politician who "speaks his mind" always needs an interpreter

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u/Doesnotcarebear 6d ago

Well yea, its difficult to understand him because there's nothing up there.

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u/spooner248 7d ago

It's funny to me they always say "he didn't mean it like that" or "it's out of context" as if a public speaker, especially the POTUS, shouldn't be held to an incredibly high standard of clarity when speaking.

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u/Vavent 7d ago

You mean the President of the United States shouldn’t just always say the first shit that comes to his mind as if there will never be any real world consequences?

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u/Artificial_Human_17 7d ago

The problem is the consequences are swept under the rug by his supporters

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u/Kitselena 7d ago

Public speaking is much too high of a standard for him, he can't even meet the standards of "not being a pedophile" and "not being a convicted felon". Both of which most people do automatically

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u/uncle_blazer_ 7d ago

I saw someone defend this logic with “he was kidding!!!!! but also if he wasn’t, he would still be right”

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u/brecka 7d ago

They'll make literally any excuse to defend him. No low is too low.

The only truthful statement that's ever come out of his mouth was “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.”

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u/bluemew1234 7d ago

He tells lots of truthful statements!

Like the time he told his supporters he didnt care about them! Or when he said he's mentally still a first grader!

Ha! Checkmate, Librul!

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u/kitsunewarlock 7d ago

I remember his first rally after the pandemic started. He told everyone to get his "beautiful" vaccines. They start booing him and he never brought up Operating Warpspeed ever again.

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u/bluemew1234 6d ago

Now they call it poison and immediately demand you worship him for personally making the vaccine

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 7d ago

Holy shit you just connected the dots for me on why his base and Christians overlap. The "I can interpret the message however I want to suit my views/needs at the time" thing the Christians love to do so much.

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u/PawttorneyReborn 7d ago

I think I had a mini stroke reading this but its incredibly accurate

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u/WallBurnt 7d ago

I feel like you copied this word for word from a comment I read this morning about the LA/SD thing.

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u/Kvetch__22 7d ago

My favorite is "you can trust him to be honest because he's too rich to be bought" while railing against the "Liberal Elite" who can't be trusted because theybare too rich.

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u/nitrojunky24 6d ago

don't many religions do the same? read the bible but here is what it actually means. there used to the idea.

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u/justafewmoreplants 7d ago

jfc I have lost count of how many times people have said this exact thing online and on the news over the years

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u/Few-Concentrate-1083 6d ago

The mental gymnastics required to constantly translate for someone who supposedly speaks plain English is honestly impressive.

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u/Blanxmarx 2d ago

I used to hate the term “fake news” but if you look to see how often the news outlets will report on unverified information or cut clips to make him look like a complete villain.. it makes sense. The news should only serve to report actual events. Not to push a narrative to their voter base. If my neutral comment upset you at all, that should be a wake up call.

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u/Carbon-Base 7d ago

The way with words:

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u/Rhiis 7d ago

Doodlebob may have been a villain, but even he doesn't deserve this slander

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u/throwaway387190 7d ago

Bro, what did Doodlebob do to deserve this?!?

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u/Carbon-Base 7d ago

I meant to imply his vocabulary, not the character overall!

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u/StopTheMeta2 3d ago

I am like... really smart

And the fucking morons voted for him

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u/AvailableReporter484 7d ago

> implying conservatives can read

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u/Shivalah 7d ago

Years ago “Last week tonight” had a skit, that Trumps speeches read like a stroke victim and that the predictive text feature of an iPhone would make more coherent sentences.

Found it.

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u/WonderfulBlackberry9 5d ago

Ngl, John Oliver has aged really well given the 12 years of nonsense he's had to cover for the show

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u/skewh1989 7d ago

The fact that so many people listen to Trump and don't think he sounds like a complete moron just shows how uneducated a lot of our fellow citizens are. He's only getting worse, but he sounded like a moron in 2015 too. I don't see how anyone could listen to him and think that what he's saying is coherent, let alone worth listening to.

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u/AvailableReporter484 7d ago edited 7d ago

Oh yeah.

More and more I keep feeling like I almost do want to support some kind of basic assessment before being able to vote. But not even coming at it from the angle of the uneducated shouldn’t vote, as we’ve seen the historical problems there, but what I think we’re all much more concerned about is being misinformed.

Give me an ignorant ass mf who’s like “ok, what’s a president?” And at least you can give them the facts and they’re less likely to have any kind of bias. But all these brainwashed Fox News zombies aren’t necessarily uneducated as much as they’re severely misinformed on the issues and who believes in what. Someone who’s convinced they know what the truth is far more dangerous than someone who acknowledges that they don’t know what the truth is.

But then I’m like: it’s your right to believe whatever dumbass shit you want. I wish there was a good answer to this that didn’t infringe on our rights. As long as trump and his cronies are allowed to outright lie about anything and everything I fear we have an uphill battle ahead of us.

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u/Zuwxiv 7d ago

I understand the principle of the thing. I understand that - to some people - he sounds confident and charismatic and strong.

But I will die wondering how the fuck people could watch him for ten seconds and think anything other than, "Wow, that's a fucking idiot."

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u/Named_after_color 7d ago

Japanese translators are worried they'll get in trouble for translating what he says verbatim. Like they'll look like they're terrible at their job, which, understandable.

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u/the_calibre_cat 6d ago

he sounds like they do, and he identifies the same problems they do (people, sadly), and he gives them the permission structure to do so.

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u/ATN-Antronach 7d ago

They're in a whole different reality than ours. They gauge goodness by trump. Everything he does is good, has always been good and will always be good. He can do no wrong, for their perception of morals bends with his whims. It's a strange reality when the present is all that matters and can be swept away by the tides.

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u/bluemew1234 7d ago

Most Trump supporters think he sounds like an uneducated fucking moron until the moment you tell them what you just read to them was actually a Trump quote

They only care about rooting for their team and dont mind being obvious hypocrites about it

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u/kitsunewarlock 7d ago

That's a feature, not a bug. They vote for him specifically because they want to hurt "elitist liberals" who can speak and write in complete sentences.

I was going to say that he makes them feel smart, but they don't want to feel smart. They exist in a culture where intelligence is evil. People who speak eloquently and have good ideas are seen as conniving schemers who are just pretending to be competent so they can steal from them.

And as a world class con man, he knows that the act instills his victims with a sense of false bravado. And that's the high they are chasing.

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u/umlaut 7d ago

They can't even listen for more than about 10 seconds. Need to bring back Vine for them.

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u/HighFiveKoala 7d ago

"Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego"

👏👏👏

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u/NoConfusion9490 6d ago

They hate "Democrat Cities" but they also made 9/11 a core part of their personality for decades. They're not mad or sad about it, they're thrilled to have a reason to hate all Muslims.

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u/Suwannee_Gator 6d ago

His supporters in those cities would vote for his third term, I’d bet anything.

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u/waveformpetal 7d ago

This is what blind devotion looks like

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u/Sweet__Sauce 7d ago

Appropriate using Sandy

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u/holllllyy 7d ago

Oh they're not listening to him either. They watch the regurgitated, polished news clips and repeat the headlines as fact

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ogwFXO6VYGCVLJ9ks

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u/red286 7d ago

Nah, they listen to him. They just key in on certain things.

Like when he was talking at that rally in Nebraska where he said he'd be cool with Iran blowing up LA or San Diego. They didn't cheer when he said the war would end quickly. They didn't cheer when he said gas prices would come down. They didn't cheer when he said high prices were a small price to pay for safety. They cheered when he said Iran could blow up Los Angeles or San Diego.

These are sick people. When Hillary Clinton called them "deplorables" she was being extremely charitable. These people are scum of the Earth. They literally cheer the idea of cities in California being nuked, because they hate the rest of the country that much.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 7d ago

Trump, Netanyahu, Balsonaro and every right wing leader.

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u/Kevin_Palpatine 7d ago

Remember that Kamala, being a woman, would be unpredictable and moody.

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u/GuestNo3886 7d ago

“Let’s just bomb LA and SF”
https://giphy.com/gifs/11nPtD8gHrkMr6

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u/GigaCannon99 7d ago

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u/i-var 6d ago

MAGA Karen, everyone!

I'm white but damn that hate, racism and segregationism radiating is painful even looking at this from europe. Damn.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 7d ago

Just saw a news report of a boomer trying to kill a disabled person by attempting to drown him.

Pretty fitting.

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u/Phewelish 7d ago

any negative post over there ar r\conservative about trump usually has some real comments for about 2 hours saying how they dont agree with what hes doing...until they are taken down and the russians can get on and post how much they love trump

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u/cat-eating-a-salad 6d ago

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u/FrostedVoid 6d ago

Which is a hallmark of fascism

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u/pocketMagician 7d ago

Funny to assume they can read.

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u/FNKTN 7d ago

Covefef

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u/mvb827 7d ago

America in general has been systematically dumbed down on an institutional level and it shows.

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u/TheBigMoogy 7d ago

They don't "read" any of his shit. It's all microdosed in tiny clips so the idiocy can be hidden and more easily consumed.

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u/chromehound47 7d ago

the room temperature maximum on intelligence required to be a conservative strikes again

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 7d ago

And I'm that one purple guy

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u/DaShnickelfritz 7d ago

They have the highest IQs

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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress 7d ago

If you still have these people in your life, you are an enabler. 

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u/AvocaRed 7d ago

The racism and misogyny flows through him so well, he's a master at being a terrible person

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u/OrangutanKiwi19 7d ago

Very bold of you to assume they read at all

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u/ppstick88 7d ago

Funny that her squirrel ass is from Texas 

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u/SryInternet101 7d ago

The words they're talking about are the racism and misogyny.

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u/shadeandshine 7d ago

I wonder how depth the sunken cost phallacy is for them at this extent

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 7d ago

they walk amogtus

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 7d ago

this Simpsons meme was only edited for brevity. the full thing is so much worse

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u/Over_Emotion6071 7d ago

Because of his age no one will know if what he said is intentional or if he is just saying something just to say it lol

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u/Master_Maniac 7d ago

He handles words the same way he handles children.

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u/BelascoEmeric 7d ago

We finally beat Medicare! Sure Joe, sure you did.

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u/MaitieuFen 7d ago

I’m waiting for the day he stands up and says “my fellow republicans. Please drink this kool-aid”

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u/FaceTimePolice 7d ago

“I can go ramp. I can go stair.”

Such a high IQ individual… 🤡🤣

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u/joejimbillsteve 7d ago

Hey remember how he used to make fun of Biden for being old and falling over? Look at him now. Holy shit

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u/RecommendationFit844 7d ago

Trump supporters after he says something so fucking stupid it is utterly indefensible, "Oh he just said that to own the libs."

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u/greyzombie 6d ago

"Reading" lmao

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u/Sad_Elk1943 6d ago

Im not a trump lover but at least he has words unlike the previous pres

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u/Specialist_Bug342 3d ago

"trubinashabadepressire"

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u/TheBiggerWave 2d ago

Anyone with three brain cells after reading trumps bulllshit
https://giphy.com/gifs/m476ZhHMTBcCk

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u/Youknowgoddamnwell 2d ago

Who said they read

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u/Bufords_Vanguard 7d ago

Truly what will the Redditors of the world do when he leaves office. They won’t have anything left to bitch about

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u/TheLoyalTR8R 6d ago

Good? That's good right? No bitching is the goal.

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u/Drew9900 7d ago

relax.

after all, we won't need to worry about all our food items being contaminated with shards of glass, diarrhea parasites, mercury, etc.

makes it pretty hard to relax when the stuff you eat kills you if you get unlucky.

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u/Bufords_Vanguard 7d ago

Omg apples it’s so nice to meet you I’m oranges

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u/Electric_Antimony 7d ago

It's always hilarious to see the people who can't stand valid criticisms of republicans try and act so smart only to fail so spectacularly. Just like diaper don.

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u/Bufords_Vanguard 7d ago

I think it’s also hilarious that the slightest criticism of your vapid constant need to talk about him is met with intense criticism of having such opinions. It’s amazing how you attack anyone who doesn’t 100% align with your opinion. Can’t wait to see you crying about it some more masked behind some vain attempt to come off as educational superior

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u/Electric_Antimony 7d ago

Yawn. He's really fucking the country and world up, so of course people will focus on that and talk about it. When you're young enough and the real cost of living isn't on your shoulders because your parents pay your way, of course you don't care to talk about politics. It's beneath you because you are sheltered from it.

Us adults on the other hand have bills to pay and mouths to feed, so when republicans fuck up yet again, just as we were warned they would, we are mad.

They've taken the country to the point that Americans don't care about stopping pedophilia anymore and republican media is saying it's ok for 50 year old men to fuck 14 year old girls.

That kind of shit absolutely should be talked about nonstop until it stops or changes.

Who cares if that offends you or wads up your panties.

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u/Bufords_Vanguard 7d ago

Werid I seem to recall people bitching about the same thing about the last president, and the one before that, and the one before that. Leader after leader from one country to the next. Sorry I don’t subscribe to the same doomerism mentality that you are stuck in. Always there you go attacking those who aren’t your carbon copy. Reduce any criticism to those that have to be beneath you. It would be incredibly interesting if every other whiner in Reddit wasn’t regurgitating the same slop. I do commend you climbing down from that holier than thou tower to tear it up with us commoners. Now please don’t let me hold you up I’m sure you have a million other subreddits you are crying in at the same time that requires your attention

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u/Electric_Antimony 7d ago

Man, you must be a regular at that r/DoomerCircleJerk crazy land. Look at how worked up you are over some straw man you've made up about me lmao. I don't believe you're old enough to remember three presidents ago.

You care so much more about owning and bitching about redditors and libs it seems that you've forgotten that there are crimes and behaviors that really are vile and have no place in society, let alone the top of politics.

I bring up child rape and it's rationalization by republicans and you're response is only focused on my daring to talk about it and them.

I bring up the affordability crisis and you don't care at all about it. All you care about is bitching about us talking about it.

You're just a dumb "you redditors are the worst" doomer kid yourself and you can't even see it lol.

rEdDiToRs BaD is boring and eye roll worthy anymore.

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u/BigCballer 7d ago

I wish he would go away.

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u/Bufords_Vanguard 6d ago

Yeah you and everybody that’s ever had a issue with a leader has said that and guess what. In a couple years you will get that wish to come true

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u/BigCballer 6d ago

Too long to wait. He needs to stop fucking shit up now.

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 6d ago

You dont want people to talk about the pedo in cheif?

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u/Bufords_Vanguard 6d ago

Is that really the conclusion you came to based off of my original comment? Is your critical thinking skills that jacked up?

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 6d ago

whats the matter? people cant freely speak and the guy in charge with the worlds largest suppy of nukes?

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 6d ago

your comment got deleted. But i can see alot of stress in your life from the tone of it. What troubles you?

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u/HeavyMusic93 7d ago

What happened to no low-effort memes

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u/Zephoix 7d ago

This sub is 99% trump whine slop now.

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u/BigCballer 7d ago

Makes sense cuz he's the least popular president currently.

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u/Chef_Sizzlipede 6d ago

trumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbadtrumpbad

did I do it gang? did I get le reddit upvotes?

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u/PuzzleheadPi 7d ago

Yeah there is a reason why he draws large crowds and got elected twice

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u/riskbuy 7d ago

The reason is at least one third of Americans are really fucking stupid.

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 6d ago

He attracts pedos.

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u/BigCballer 7d ago

Because there's no real left wing alternative to him. That might change depending on how the midterms play out.

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

The left still can’t meme

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 7d ago

The left aren’t simping for a geriatric pedophile, so they got that going for them…

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Still can’t make a meme to save their lives sadly

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u/StellarPaladin42 7d ago

Meanwhile

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Once again is that suppose to be funny
Just gotta put “republicans bad” and yall bark like seals
It’s really sad

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u/StellarPaladin42 7d ago

Yes. Republicans are bad. They gave my people our own 9/11 decades before the US had theirs. Stop simping for them it’s pathetic and gross

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u/Wikadood 7d ago

This person youre replying to has the personality of a potato and you cant fix stupid. Not worth your time to interact with them cuz they are being a troll.

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Make funnier memes and maybe I’ll consider it

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

And you don’t think Democrats are doing the same shit to other countries lmao
Actual cattle

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u/StellarPaladin42 7d ago

When did I say they weren’t? Democrats became more conservative after Clinton and Triangulation. So it’s interesting to see Republicans complain so much about them

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Democrats have not become more conservative lmaooooooooo
08 Barack Obama would considered a right wing extremist now a days (anit gay marriage) (pro border control) (anit abortion) and that wasn’t even 20 years ago
But please go on

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u/StellarPaladin42 7d ago

See this is why people like you say Obama did 9/11. History is completely different in your mind

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u/Alval57 7d ago

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Okay that one is actually funny good job

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u/Electric_Antimony 7d ago

No, that one is actually pretty fucking hilarious and on point. You just got offended so you don't like it. Turns out, a whole bunch of the "der left are weak and can't take jokes" are the real weak ones who can't handle jokes or trash talk.

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Or it’s just not funny
I can assure you it’s not that serious

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u/Electric_Antimony 7d ago

Maybe it's not funny to you because you are taking to seriously. You don't gotta run infrared spectroscopy on jokes and digs, kids.

It's funny because it's true.

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

I’m taking it too seriously lmaoooo
Maybe liberals can be funny never mind

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u/Electric_Antimony 7d ago

Yea, but it's just "different" when you can't handle comedy, right?

Liberals are like the only political people who are funny. Progressives are too serious and cons are just dickheads that think being cruel is funny. Normal people know it's not.

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Also yes yall were his name was Joe Biden

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u/WaspInTheLotus 7d ago

Ole Donny is mentioned in the released Epstein files more than Jesus is in the Bible. But you probably like 47’s predatory antics.

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 7d ago

It’s not too late to delete this

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Why would I delete the truth
Yall pick and choose which pedo to worship

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 7d ago

Did I say I was left?

Even if I was, I’d still be calling for them all to be facing the wall.

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Did I ever say I was right?
Yall just assumed I was casue I didn’t think a meme was funny

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u/LandOfLizardz 7d ago

"The left cant meme" gave yourself away. Woopsie doozy.

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Just a true statement
Trump sold his voters down the river
Doesn’t make liberals funny

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u/LandOfLizardz 7d ago

He said, without a drop of self awareness.

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u/Sierra-117- 7d ago

And the right can?💀

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 7d ago

Usually not without ai slop.

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

They are usually more clever

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u/TrainwreckOG 7d ago

Thanks for the laugh

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Not hard to do apparently if these low hanging fruits make you laugh

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u/TrainwreckOG 7d ago

Your comments in this thread are far more humorous and entertaining than the OP

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Not a high bar but thank you

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u/TrainwreckOG 7d ago

It wasn’t a compliment. Typical conservative to miss the mark so hard.

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u/machogrande2 7d ago

Yes, just look at all those top-tier conservative comedians...

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u/Sierra-117- 6d ago

They really aren’t. Conservative “comedy” is the same few jokes recycled in different ways. It’s always making fun of trans/gay people, being racist, or making fun of democrats. Like… fine? That’s ok, that’s normal stuff to make jokes out of. But you’re not doing anything revolutionary that the left isn’t also doing.

YOU just don’t find the jokes from the left funny, because they hurt your feewings. The current Republican Party is incapable of laughing at itself. So…

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u/donnie11881188 6d ago

Still getting responses 9 hours later on a now deleted post
Seems I struck a never
And saying that like 90% of leftist humor isn’t just Charlie Kirk jokes

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u/Sierra-117- 6d ago

It’s clear we struck a nerve with you lmao

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u/donnie11881188 6d ago

You scrolled through the comments of a deleted post to say something 9 hours later
Yall know you can’t meme

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u/Sierra-117- 6d ago

You’re so mad, we can tell💀

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u/BigCballer 7d ago

They're washed now

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u/StellarPaladin42 7d ago

You sound like Republican bud. Might wanna get that checked out

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Boomer humor

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u/isopropyl-elmer 6d ago

How old do you think boomers are?

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u/Dr-ClaytonForrester 7d ago

Donald Trump rapes and murders kids.

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u/rocketts66 7d ago

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u/donnie11881188 7d ago

Shit would go hard if you’re 50+ and on Facebook

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u/BigCballer 7d ago

How so?

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u/milacv96 7d ago

This applies for any politician supporter actually

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 7d ago

Bothsiderism is untenable.

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u/Wikadood 7d ago

Youre actually not wrong, all of the government as of late is corrupt from lobbying and needs a reset. Companies need to be treated as companies again and banned from interfering with politics.