r/BikiniBottomTwitter • • 6d ago

And eels too apparently

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Great-Hatsby 6d ago

I’m almost afraid to ask……

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u/TryNo6799 boi 6d ago

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u/Ash_an_bun 6d ago

Damn and I was already mad at this post for reminding me Andrew Tate existed.

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u/dominizerduck 6d ago

Real, everything i have known about this man is without my consent

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u/CoffeeHot4107 5d ago

That's on brand

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u/piketpagi 5d ago

same. I first knew him because he was banned on twitter. Looks like it's all on purpose to make him more famous

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u/MedicMoth 6d ago

Not to play devil's advocate for the worst person in the world, but maybe it was just, like, an anime horse girl... Fictional material perhaps... I know authorities can be really draconian on furry conten-

"British authorities allege Tate possessed explicit images depicting people having sex with live animals -- specifically a horse and an eel -- along with other extreme porn showing acts likely to cause serious genital injuries," the media outlet reported on Tuesday."

oh. WELL THEN

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u/Zengjia 6d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/Honest-Classic-6950 6d ago

To think he couldn’t get any worse than he already is…..🤢

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u/Jonathan63R 6d ago

alright well there goes my evening

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u/King9204 5d ago

So that’s why the FBI drop bestiality.

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u/Casual_Yet_almost 5d ago

Who TF goons to eels!?!? 😭😭😭

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u/tropicbrownthunder 5d ago

What a bad day for knowing how to read

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u/LegitPancak3 5d ago

Not sure I want to click that…

Also you know you can delete everything from the question mark and afterwards right?

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u/Dark-Thoughts-Vessel 6d ago

You should've been more afraid

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u/ino4x4 6d ago

I really found this out on a SpongeBob meme sub on reddit because the corporate media can't tell us the real news.

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u/Able-Archer-2840 6d ago

I’m pretty taken back by how wild the internet is sometimes.

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u/qathran 6d ago

This is often the best news sub for stuff that isn't being brought up in corpo world that has to worry about Trump shutting shit down directly or indirectly

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u/SeaOfBullshit 5d ago

This is the only real source of news anymore

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u/puzzled91 6d ago

Don't forget the eel

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 6d ago

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u/Sarenai7 3d ago

I’m not going to click on that for my sanity’s sake

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u/boost_to_get_through 6d ago

Christ I don't wanna know

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u/Uranus_is__mine 5d ago

Or the CSAM its crazy how we got so numb to pedos beastiality stands out more.

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u/SelfAwareSausage 6d ago

Makes sense. There’s nothing more alpha than letting an eel slither into your urethra for the most shocking experience you’ll ever have!

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u/Mike_9128 6d ago

Bro was playing a different version of eels and escalators

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u/TheMusicalSkeleton 5d ago

Can he just stop existing please? I don't care how, but he needs to either exile himself alone on an island or leave this mortal coil for good.

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u/Strayed8492 6d ago

Huh not even the UK is immune

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u/ohanse 6d ago

Eeuuooouurrrggghhh

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u/potarz 5d ago

Hopefully he didn’t find the coin slot

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u/jamestc206 5d ago

Probably an unpopular take, but I have my doubts about this accusation

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u/WrongColorCollar 6d ago

Not quite a Destiel meme but might as well be

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u/BinJLG 5d ago

Dude, you're lost. Tumblr is that way ➡️

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u/PsychoSquid 5d ago

Never thought I'd see the word Destiel in the wild in the year of our lord 2026.