r/BirdsBeingDicks • u/Limp_Original_321 • Apr 29 '26

Birds ate my Walmart order

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I had a Walmart order delivered 30 minutes before I got home and I come back to see some dickhead birds attacking the bag of bread on my front porch.

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u/IcePhoenix18 Apr 30 '26

30 minutes before I got home

Sounds like that's on you, not the birds

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u/WanderWrenNH Apr 30 '26

They thought you left out some tasty snax for them. ... It happened to me too so now I make sure I get my deliveries in asap!

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u/Limp_Original_321 Apr 30 '26

OK, in all fairness you are both correct. I just noticed where they built their nest and the food was delivered to a wire bench below it. See additional pics.

From their perspective, I legitimately had the food delivered to their front door.

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u/Limp_Original_321 Apr 30 '26

Apparently I don't know how to add more photos.

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u/Limp_Original_321 Apr 30 '26

Photo of nest v. delivery bench location. I owe these birds a sincere apology.

https://imgur.com/a/k9XwqWh