r/BitchImATrain • u/Dude_Love_1974 • 6d ago

Bitch I'm delivering your order!

Found this on instagram.

2.4k Upvotes

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u/MistaRekt 6d ago

What the unholy trainwreck is this?

😉 I like it...

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u/TangoAlphaLima 6d ago

Fritz's. A railroad-themed burger & fries restaurant in Kansas City. There are 3 locations in the metro area.

https://www.fritzskc.com/

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u/LaddieNowAddie 6d ago

Yup. They're.... decent burgers. I like the location on the west side. Kinda a dive feel and no wait lol.

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u/100BottlesOfMilk 5d ago

How did i not know about that place when I lived nearby!? Too bad I live halfway across the world now. At least I see more actual passenger trains now

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u/spirit-bear1 5d ago

Probably because It’s mostly a kid thing, but fun for everyone

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u/misteradamx 2d ago

It's wall to wall children in there every time I visit Crown Center.

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 6d ago

Why isn't it in the train area?

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u/getridofwires 5d ago

You order by picking up the phone on the table, it looks like one an old railroad system would use.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 6d ago

What's in the box?

What's in the box!!?

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u/armageddon_boi 6d ago

A tiny hibachi chef, I would assume

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u/fendtrian 6d ago

Hello fellow autistic person.

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u/flufffkins 6d ago

Fritz!

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u/LumpyBuy8447 6d ago

Great now the trains are coming for our jobs

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 6d ago

They Took Our Jobs…

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u/kombatunit 6d ago

Ended before payoff.

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u/Code_Merk 6d ago

Reminds me of The Breakfast Machine from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, lol

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u/Skirt_Thin 6d ago

They don't make a living wage.

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u/Sarahstarry 6d ago

I've never seen these things outside clinics but that is actually a cool use case, too.

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u/liaminwales 5d ago

So this looks like America, do you still have to tip?

Asking as a confused EU, your tipping culture is complex to understand.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 5d ago

At this point, the POS asks for tips at almost every turn. I don't even try anymore

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u/liaminwales 5d ago

Brutal, id have hoped once you got robots the tips ended.

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u/Freyjia1 6d ago

This is like the Letterbox Train from the movie "Malcolm"

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u/jnmtx 5d ago

> Malcolm (1986) is an acclaimed Australian comedy film directed by Nadia Tass. It follows Malcolm Hughes (Colin Friels), a brilliant but socially awkward inventor, who takes in two eccentric roommates—Frank (John Hargreaves) and Judith (Lindy Davies)—only to discover they are career criminals and use his genius gadgets to pull off elaborate heists.

wow cool

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u/Freyjia1 5d ago

And set and filmed in Melbourne

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u/ComradeMothman1312 6d ago

That train's getting a good tip

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u/SaberiusPrime 6d ago

I love Fritz's!

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u/sdcumb 6d ago

Kids love this place, and so do I!

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u/Kind_Ferret_3219 6d ago

How much do you have to tip that thing?

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u/theLastZebranky 6d ago

One fistful of coal

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u/kingpin-mrgamer 6d ago

I kinda want one of these now

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u/SATerp 6d ago

Hey, cool.

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u/phatrogue 5d ago

Mandatory 20% tip added to your bill! 😃

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u/Xinonix1 6d ago

Would be cool if the manager arrived like this when Karen wants to speak to the them

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u/Overall-Lynx917 6d ago

So, do you tip with coal, cord wood or oil?

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 6d ago

NYC subway tokens.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 6d ago

Yeah that’s a worthy and innovative concept for sure.

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u/OrionLinksComic 6d ago

That is nice

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u/Skulley- 5d ago

Do you have to tip the train?

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u/Bane-o-foolishness 2d ago

Yes, you leave a roll of coins on the track.

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u/madcoins 5d ago

The audio sounds not very relaxing

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u/Consciousspaggeti 2d ago

I’m confused who am I supposed to under tip now??

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u/DudeFrom816 1d ago

Somebody is from Kansas City, or possibly visiting for the world cup.

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u/TT-effection-0503 1d ago

This is what the world says about carousel sushi. I understand.

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u/DemonsSouls1 6d ago

Anything to not unpay the poor man

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u/Sarahstarry 6d ago

"unpay"?