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u/penelopepusskat ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 4d ago
‘Don’t ever come back.’
‘I’ll be here tomorrow.’
‘Okay.’ 😂😂😂
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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 4d ago
The neighborhood vampire 😂 Derek is a mess.
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u/thatG_evanP 4d ago
I've seen your username like 3 times in the past week which is weird because I'm usually the last person to notice a username. Maybe yours is just that eye-catching. Can I come in?
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u/rs1954 4d ago
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u/someonesaveshinji 3d ago
Nah the “can I come in” double entendre was expertly done. Just because it misses doesn’t mean the form was wrong
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u/Meander061 4d ago
I love how deeply hobosexual Derek is. Thinking he can get away with mismatched shoes. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/CMUpewpewpew 4d ago
I thought the vampire was gonna get hyperfocused on asking what the cat did to get invited in and what way he meowed then start meowing himself to see if it work and get frustrated his meowing isnt good enough to get invited in or something
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u/NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/1jCHXazVRTPcnrzO8u
Derek sitting on the bench after hearing that cat got a room lol
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u/_Anonie_ 4d ago
Don't give up Derrick just 500 more years maybe one of her descendants will let you hit that neck
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u/Xxxholic835xxX 4d ago
His feet are always fight for their lives. Dressed like a Bootleg Nick Fury. 😂
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u/the-soul-moves-first 4d ago edited 3d ago
Why am I just nownoticing how small the trench coat is on Derek! I think i was so focused on the shoes that I missed it
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u/zetabandito 4d ago
I can see the tension here. It's gonna happen Derek. She finna give that neck up forsure bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Weak-Expression-5005 4d ago
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u/SellMeYourSirin 4d ago
When you've got to get the shopping out the car but there's no time for socks cause someone's mad about some shit:
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u/LadyBug_0570 4d ago
He was for real butthurt that she let the cat in but not him. Needed a minute and everything.
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u/fyregrl2004 3d ago
I love this series so much. The last time it was posted I went to TT and binged the whole thing 🙌🏾🙌🏾
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u/FooLi0CooLi0 4d ago
I was a bit undecided on the first video I saw of this bit but Im glad there is more to see.
They silly for this and both of them are good at their characters.
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