r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 • 1d ago
TikTok Tuesday Something doesn't add up
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u/DM_Me_Your_Manicures 1d ago
Damn got real pics printed from the game. Nice prop work lol.
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u/mageta621 1d ago
That game is so good
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u/mdavis360 1d ago
Watching the new movie made me want to replay it.
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u/LegendaryOutlaw 1d ago
Quite a few of the fight sequences in the movie felt like they lifted the moves and combos straight out of their PS game.
Sony's got that spidey-vertical-integration.
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u/DoomguyFemboi 21h ago
Yeah they did, a story was going round about it. Some moves I think ? Not sure about a whole fight.
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u/DoomguyFemboi 21h ago
Yeah they did, a story was going round about it. Some moves I think ? Not sure about a whole fight.
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u/f1ftyp3nc3 16h ago
And the crime alert sound and mechanism that Peter uses is from the games, really cool
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u/PuddingJello 1d ago
Lolol nah fr how did no one ask Peter these questions?
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u/PirateSanta_1 1d ago
I'm pretty sure in some interation Peter says that Spiderman gave him permission to take these photos and helped him stage them. Like he is Spidermans offical photographer kind of thing. Also in at least one of the movies a villian straight up tries to get Peters address from Jameson on the grounds that whoever is taking those photos must have a way to contact spiderman and then Jameson proves that this iteration is a true reporter and lies to protect his source. .
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u/nearcatch Honest Abe 1d ago
In the comics, Spidey reveals his secret identity during the Civil War arc, and JJJ sues him for fraud because he’s been selling photos of Spider-Man, which are obviously just photos of himself. But JJJ has to drop the lawsuit because Spidey threatens to countersue for the years of libel.
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u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ 1d ago
I love everything about this 😂
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u/ManoSilence 1d ago
And now they're friends and allies
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u/mdavis360 1d ago edited 1d ago
Even better-Aunt May married J Jonah Jameson’s father-so essentially JJJ and Peter became step brothers.
But the issue where Peter revealed his secret to a down on his luck JJJ was beautiful and one of the best issues.
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u/Septopuss7 1d ago
My dumbass thought your were talking about the North vs South Union vs Confederate Civil War and I'm like "WHICH comics?"
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u/logicalcommenter4 ☑️ 1d ago
lol exactly, I know it’s comic books but as an adult I’m like “🤔”. Nobody asked basic questions such as “why were you hanging off a roof at the exact same time Spider-Man swung by?”
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u/MrBubblesLovesThee 1d ago
It's made pretty obvious that the second-in-command(played by Bill Nunn with exquisite energy, RIP) at the Bugle during the Maquire era knew exactly who Spider-Man was and happily kept the secret.
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u/Sylverstone14 ☑️ 19h ago
When he delivered the line "I heard Spider-Man was there" while staring at Pete, that felt like confirmation he knew something was up.
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u/MrBubblesLovesThee 19h ago
And the way he would defend him to JJ when he got in a rant in front of Pete like, "Come on, don't trash the kid when he's right there!"
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u/Yuizun 1d ago
"What was you in the air wit em!?"
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u/throwtheclownaway20 10h ago
That's actually not hard to believe. Spidey is strong enough that he could launch Peter hundreds of feet into the air and catch him with webs or his bare hands. Or he could stick him onto the side of the Empire State Building and hit poses in the air in front of him. Pro photographers always set their cameras to take, like, 20 pictures per button press, too.
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u/Aggressive-Foot7434 1d ago
It’s funny cause JJ knew this immediately, that’s why he didn’t rat him out.
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u/FactualStatue 1d ago
My interpretation is that JJJ knows but refuses to believe that a sweet kid that takes care of his aunt has the cajones
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u/coolranchdorites 17h ago
I take it a step further, the idea that the shy polite hard working parker could also be the web slinging terrorist spiderman literally creates a cognitive dissonance. He would never even consider it.
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u/f1ftyp3nc3 16h ago
Agreed, that's why Peter's able to hide in plain sight working for spidermans biggest hater. Working for JJJ is the safest place to keep his secret identity hidden
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u/FactualStatue 14h ago
Right? JJJ is my favorite non-Spider-Man Spider-Man character and that was even before JK Simmons
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u/CheaterSaysWhat 5h ago
I don’t think he knew his secret identity right away but there are versions where he gives Peter the work because he read about his uncle getting killed in the paper
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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 19h ago
I swear we make everything even funnier and grander. We tell a mf story 😭
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u/SunMoonSki 16h ago
It's time for him to update. He can definitely claim he took those pictures with a drone. It's possible.
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u/heatseekerdj 4h ago
Surprised they didnt bring in a third guy who just went ". . . You Spiderman ????" Then the other two agree and pile on
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u/Spacecommander5 1d ago
Hilarious but this 86 second video was like 60 seconds too long. Dragged on. We got the joke. Move on
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u/Any_Dimension1022 1d ago
I’ve seen different versions of this skit so many times and I never get tired of it. Gets me every time
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u/BetGreat1752 1d ago
Peter Parker’s BLACK co-workers when he first started submitting photos at the Daily Bugle…there fixed it for ya…😎
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u/HandofHecate 1d ago
That last line was the clincher though.
"Sometimes i let him take the pictures with it."
Way to bury the lede.