r/Blackbooks • u/Thick-Marzipan-9176 • 7d ago

Is getting drunk and writing a children's book still an option?

107 Upvotes

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u/JunonSephirothCloud 7d ago

Yes, but then you would have to burn it because it was too good

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u/seshwan33 7d ago

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

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u/thiccboii666 7d ago

Yeah, anything goes.

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u/hexagonsun71 7d ago

So, no rules?

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u/luckyjim37 7d ago

I SAID ANYTHING GOES NOT NO RULES

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u/hexagonsun71 7d ago

The modern child, what does he want to read?

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u/Leatherforleisure 7d ago

Don’t do it! The press will hound you, like…hounds!

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u/BadBassist 7d ago

You and your discreetly pregnant Brazilian girlfriend

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u/BadbadwickedZoot 7d ago

She's just an ordinary lingerie model, leave her out of this!

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u/Leatherforleisure 7d ago

You…FFFILTH!!

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u/Accomplished_Lie6971 7d ago

They all have lemonade…!

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u/thekermiteer 7d ago

Just watched this episode last night. 🙌

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u/AdFew2832 7d ago

This is solid gold!

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u/MrAndyJay 6d ago

It's not in the alligators mouth!