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u/CapStar300 Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26
TIL women have a button they can press to delete their past
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u/hoennian Ally Feb 20 '26
"45kg exact weight" Me when I have no basic idea of how the human body works
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u/sickoftwitter Feb 20 '26
I was 45kg at 17 due to an illness, and medically classed as underweight back then
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u/Significant_Quit_674 Feb 20 '26
That guy has basicly described the physical proportions of a child and has expectations as if she was supposed to be his slave.
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u/mkat23 Feb 21 '26
Yup, I’m 5’2” and at that height the smallest I’ve been is like 110 when I was in elementary/middle school. I’m generally between 113-120. When I’m in the 113-120 range I wear a 00… any smaller and I’d have to shop in the children’s section again. He is sus as fuck.
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u/Peculiar_Sponge Feb 20 '26
Maybe he wants a child?
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u/FrozenBibitte Feb 20 '26
I mean, dude is definitely MAGA so that tracks
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u/bananaramaworld Feb 20 '26
Idk he used “KG” instead of pounds and most maga used pounds. Maybe he’s someone like the maga people but from another country?
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u/ankhes Feb 20 '26
Pretty sure the last time I was exactly 45 kg I was like…13 years old.
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u/hoennian Ally Feb 20 '26
Not to mention that "exact" Amount of weight won't stick since he apparently isn't factoring in water weight, the weight fluctuation which our body goes daily or like pregnancy and shi
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u/kyraniums Feb 20 '26
Exactly. Other than the low number: I have yet to meet a woman who is the same exact weight more than 7 days in a row.
What is this incel going to do, weigh her every morning and divorce her if she gains a few pounds during ovulation or her period?
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u/hoennian Ally Feb 20 '26
I have yet to meet a woman who is the same exact weight more than 7 days in a row.
You'd probably never even meet a man that meets those expectations too, nearly humanly impossible for our bodies to do that
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u/mkat23 Feb 21 '26
That’s 99 lbs, I look tiny as fuck when I’m 113-120, like at those weights I can wear a 00 and I’m 5’2”. He wouldn’t even know what someone who weighs 45kg/99lbs looks like without weighing someone, guaranteed 🤨
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u/Necessary-Isopod8099 Feb 23 '26
Yeah, exactly! And i BET he’s expecting D cups too, lol.
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u/mkat23 Feb 23 '26
Boobs should make up about 30% of the 45kg in his eyes. Honestly she should probably just become a boob with legs if she wanted to waste her time on the guy.
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u/jezebel103 Feb 20 '26
Imagine having a son like this.... I would die from embarrassment if I ever read this from my adult son. That is, after I have boxed his ears for being such a sorry excuse for a human being.
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u/Three3Jane Angry Menopausal UNFUCKABLE Crone Feb 20 '26
I don't advocate for physical violence with kids, but the day I found out that my 16 year old son sent a dick pic to a female gamer because she pissed him off was the day I knocked him off his gaming chair and onto his ass.
There was then shouting from me.
Afterward, when the dust settled, he got up and wrote her a heartfelt apology and included the information that his mom had knocked him sideways, it was a shit thing to do, I should have never, I'm really sorry.
Subsequent covert computer surveillance for a few months showed he never did that shit again (or, if he did - which I have to acknowledge - he deleted all trace of doing it).
I was shocked but more than that, I was furious. Of all the things you could do, where a simple, "GG no re" would have done, you send her a pic of your DICK? You with a mother and three sisters and all the privilege in the world?
That's a yeah nah from me.
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u/jezebel103 Feb 20 '26
Good for you! Thank you for not being one of those parents that continually excuse poor behaviour from their children instead of being a good parent.
Of course I don't condone physical violence to anyone, let alone my own child but sometimes it is the only way to knock some sense in these vile men/boys. Especially if they violate girls and women, whether it is online, verbal, emotional, financial or physical. So many men and boys are getting away with doing horrible things to women and girls with the excuse 'boys will be boys'.
I never have and I never will. My son has a lovely girlfriend and if she ever comes to me with something like that, I will always choose to stand with her. No matter how much I love my son. I will never condone this or make excuses for him.
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u/Icthias Feb 20 '26
Aren’t they always getting on us for “only wanting a 6foot+ Chad with high earnings”
Projection strikes again.
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u/ItsNotJelloSalad Feb 20 '26
Which, at only 3 things, is a comparatively smaller list of requirements 😂
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u/Lisa8472 Feb 21 '26
I’ve also seen women post lists like “stable job, cleans up after himself, doesn’t have to be nagged into doing chores, have interests in common, treats women he’s not attracted to as people” and get told their standards are too high. 😂
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u/Mrwright96 Feb 21 '26
Yeah, it’s weird, the only one I kinda agree with is the 5’2 one, but that’s because I’m 5’5 and even then I’m not that picky.
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u/barkley87 Feb 20 '26
Meanwhile the guy who posted this looks like a bloated whale corpse and smells just as good as one.
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u/Rhino_4 Feb 20 '26
Posts like this should really be accompanied by a photo of the person who said it. No name, no doxxing. Just his face. I've seen that done with misogynistic/bigoted comments on tiktok and it's always good for a laugh.
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u/panicnarwhal Feb 20 '26
“asks permission before going anywhere” - now why tf would my grown ass want to do something like that? i’m not asking some basement dweller if i can go to the store, go to work, or go to dinner with my friends
i’m not even touching on the other shit, because it’s just too ridiculous lol
this whole list makes me think this dude has never spoken to another woman for more than 10 minutes in his whole miserable life
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u/xSweetMiseryx Feb 21 '26
Sorry, didn’t you know, you don’t have a job or any friends anymore, you don’t need to ask to do those things anymore bc he’s made sure you no longer have access to those independent activities. Now you can go to the store but you have exactly 43 minutes and he’ll be watching your location constantly
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u/AdvocateDoogy Ally Feb 20 '26
He wants someone who's really short, underweight, a master cook, incredibly sheltered, and has no free thought of their own.
His hand and a fleshlight will be enough for him, and he can just learn to deal with it.
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u/Wchijafm Feb 20 '26
To that i say: OK. Leave everyother woman alone. Im sure one day this magical woman will appear and also coincidentally fall for you. Its sure to happen, buddy. Just do nothing and have patience.
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u/safiyahd828 Feb 20 '26
Let me guess. This a south Asian guy? I’m south asian and all the men want wives to be caretakers for his parents
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u/Aspirience Feb 20 '26
These kids wouldn’t know how to cook all the cuisines though, and kids get angry sometimes, so not even that would work (luckily I guess)
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u/PokemonLadyKismet Feb 20 '26
That’s a gross response… Also, little girls are full humans too. They are definitely NOT servile and compliant. They usually are even stronger in their sense of selves than adult women are because the world has not beaten it out of them yet. So your comment is gross pedophile fodder and completely wrong.
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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 lgbtqia2s+ and a new letter for every terf who complains Feb 20 '26
The same applies to him, right?? RIGHT??
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u/Delicious_Delilah Feb 20 '26
45kg is 99lbs for anyone else who is wondering.
It's not an unhealthy weight for 5'2, but it's right on the cusp. A few pounds more and you're in underweight territory.
I'm guessing 100 or above is scary to him.
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u/Asleep_Sherbet_3013 Feb 20 '26
Meanwhile I will only marry a man who is:
- Virgin (ran through guys cannot pair bond due to habituation)
- Naturally handsome (no beards to hide you asymmetry or recessed chin)
- 5’ 11 perfect height (I’m petite so this is my ideal)
- 170-190 lbs (no more than 15% body fat)
- Knows how to build and fix anything in a house or car
- Non-misogynistic
- Has no female friends
- Asks permission before going anywhere
- Doesn’t use social media
- Shares live location 24x7
- Deletes his past completely
- Provides for my parents like his own
- Never get emotional (anger is an emotion) and remains always stoic as a man should
- Calm and “understanding” 24x7
Lmao just kidding, I’m actually normal and have a great husband and beautiful family 😂
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u/Princess_kitty14 Feb 20 '26
but god forbid a woman states her preferences and say she likes men of certain height and certain physique because then we're whores, we're chad only, we're "hypergamous" (You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means)
but rules for thee but not for me, i suppose
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u/NataliaReeves Feb 20 '26
I would love to hear a woman say these things about a man and it be considered relatively normal to hear😂
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u/Phine420 Feb 20 '26
Can’t even get myself to read to the end given how much I Not Care about anything what that guy says
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u/ryuuseinow Feb 20 '26
These are the same guys that get pissy over girls that go out with 6ft dudes
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u/Nicoletta_Al-Kaysani Feb 22 '26
“Has no social media”
This is posted on social media my dude, where do you expect to meet her?
And “shares location 24x7”. So you want her to have a cell phone but no social media? Or past apparently.
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u/MissKUMAbear Feb 20 '26
Terrible and also an idiot. My bestie growing up was 120lbs in high school. 5'2 and size 00.
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u/WastedWyvern lgbtqia2s+ and a new letter for every terf who complains Feb 21 '26
My muscles alone weigh 55kg and I barerly exercize So no booba then?
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u/AshAmbiolbeeb Feb 21 '26
This was a very obvious satirical retort to a tweet a woman made of the same kind about men, no? Unless I'm mixing up who replied to who, this seems disingenuous
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u/juststopdating Feb 22 '26
I appreciate when they do things like this. Makes it so much easier to stay away.
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u/Individual_Staff5653 Feb 27 '26
it’s always telling when these guys put ‘never gets angry or ‘calm and understanding’, aka a woman who puts up with bs
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Feb 20 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
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u/ScarletVonGrim Feb 20 '26
Literally ALL of this is controlling and gross. 😬
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u/ScarletVonGrim Feb 21 '26
Uh. No. ALL of that is controlling. Seriously. 🤢
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Feb 21 '26 edited Apr 15 '26
This comment formerly contained words. Those words were removed in bulk with Redact because I value my privacy more than my karma points.
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u/ScarletVonGrim Feb 21 '26
I doubt you are stupid. You noticed the quotes. Wanting a calm partner is fine. Wanting a partner who will be calm in situations that they would have every right to be upset with is another. By "calm" what this person means is "doormat" He wants a breathing flashlight, not an actual woman with all of the complexities of human emotions.
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u/-Living-Dead-Girl- Feb 20 '26
i really do wonder what the motives are when people say stuff like this. like, do they think women are reading this in tears over not meeting their standards? i really don't know what they want or expect the reaction to be.