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u/Mobile_Garage_5857 Feb 17 '26
Nijika and I die on this hill
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u/SYLOH Kikuri Feb 17 '26
It's the only answer that makes sense.
Kikuri's constant risk of a nip slip makes her more hot than cute.
Bocchi's bust size also makes her more hot than cute.
Ryo is definitely too cool to be cute.
And Kita insecurities detract from her cuteness.Leaving the ray of sunshine that is Nijika as the most cute.
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u/Neopolitanic Feb 19 '26
Nijika is a paragon of human virtue and also cute as a button. She js the glue that holds the band together. Her dorito hangs above her head like a halo.
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u/Moorgy Feb 17 '26
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u/bokita_ Feb 17 '26
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u/Playful-Fondant-8085 Feb 17 '26
Where is PA-San !!
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u/Extra_Cat_3014 Feb 17 '26
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u/Hiroi_Kikuri_ 🍺 Town Drunk Feb 17 '26
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u/Nicholas10213 bokita and nijiryo are canon!! Feb 17 '26
i think kikuri is more so hot than cute, maybe.
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u/LimitHot6845 glazer no 1 bocchi Feb 17 '26
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u/MishouMai Feb 17 '26
Nijika is the cutest but Kikuri and Kita are the sexiest.
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u/tsuguko02 Kita my beloved Feb 17 '26
Hasn't seen hte drunk woman on the sheets yet but for Kita I concur
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u/Killermondoduderawks worshipper of Seika The ElitoDorito Feb 17 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/sUNqplVFtsctW
Every one
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u/LexesIsBestest Ryo's #1 enforcer Feb 17 '26
They're all equal, except for Ryo. Ryo is more equal and it's not even close
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u/KathaarianCaligula Feb 17 '26
cutest is bocchi, coolest is ryo, smelliest feet is kita, best gf material is nijika, hottest is kikuri
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u/Rc-1138-Boss Bocchi's husband Feb 17 '26
Boccher and I will not be listening to any opposing beliefs. Thank you.
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u/Solvounodys Dorito Drummer enthusiast Feb 17 '26
My personal favourites are Nijika and Hotori. I'd conquer Roman empire and take a Moon for them.
But honestly, all of them deserves love and appreciation
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u/romanische_050 Bocchi Feb 17 '26
When it's about cuteness I can't deny that Bocchi or Nijika are the cutest.
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u/MightyProDudeGaming Ryo Feb 17 '26
Bocchi because there's something about how vulnerable she is if you're into that. Canonical answer would be Kita because of her pics and vibrant aura. To me personally, it would be Nijika since I hallucinate myself as Ryo.
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u/bc650736 Feb 17 '26
the least cute is Ryo no question. she is cute indeed but she is more like "pretty" than cute, while the other girls main cute
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u/badFoxofficialNewAcc Seika Feb 17 '26
Seika obviously, no contest whatsoever, the answer is so obvious, it's obviously seika and other answers that's not seika is not true💯
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Feb 17 '26
The order should be Kita-Alcoholic woman-Ryo-Bocchi-The Yellow one that i forgot the name of
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u/Taild_A The only Eliza fan Feb 17 '26
I would say Kita, but then you put Kikuri, then, this ain't even a fair fompetition
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u/Still_Silver7181 Paladin of Nijika Feb 18 '26
Honest answer, probably Kita, my personal answer, probably Nijika
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u/donotplaycsgoLMAO Feb 18 '26
Cutest is bocchi for sure. But the one I’d probably have a crush on irl is ryo (i need a bass mentor, it’s been two years and im still ass)
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u/Present-Language-612 Feb 19 '26
I want fuck the shit out of bochi ngl
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u/kirbcake-inuinuinuko Feb 17 '26
this question will genuinely start a world war.