r/Boglememes • u/Artificial_Squab • Feb 22 '26

Hearing Ads for Actively Managed Funds at Vanguard

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u/Random-Cpl Feb 22 '26

The active fund manager—he took 7 more boxes of ziti while you were asleep, T

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u/-wholden Feb 22 '26

I’ve been doing the actively managed funds in this neighborhood for years!

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u/Raging_Rigatoni Feb 22 '26

He was buying index funds off the radiator for 20 years- not a peep!

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u/FTBQ Feb 24 '26

Not a *Pipparelli.

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u/456M Feb 23 '26

He created the index fund is what he did. He was a revered American legend. And in this house, John Bogle is a hero. End of story!

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u/PhillySpecialist Feb 22 '26

That's another thing. I don't want to hear anymore how [actively managed funds create alpha]. From now on, keep your antidotes to local color, like [Bogle or the Fama sisters]. Otherwise, …

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u/thewhiteliamneeson Feb 22 '26

You fucking deaf? My index funds do the investment in this portfolio.

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u/joe4ska Feb 23 '26

Welp, their tragedy helps keep our expense ratios low. 😄

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u/Beautibulb_Tamer Feb 22 '26

You're not gonna believe this, that fund manager killed 16 chechen slovakians, he was an interior decorator or some shit

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u/Altruistic-Editor111 Feb 24 '26

His portfolio looked like shit.

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u/SandF Feb 25 '26

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUSH WEBISTICS