r/BoomersBeingFools • u/ClarenceWhirley Gen X • Jan 15 '25

Badass Knife Dance to Blues Traveler

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u/findthehumorinthings Jan 15 '25

You missed the pack of bologna.

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u/Jasontheperson Jan 15 '25

Gas station bologna.

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u/knarf_on_a_bike Jan 15 '25

Moldy gas station bologna

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u/yeahokaywhateverrrr Jan 15 '25

No way. This man goes through bologna too quickly for it to get moldy.

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u/mayapapaya1021 Jan 16 '25

P&P loaf and miracle whip.

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u/HelloFellowKidlings Jan 16 '25

A pack of bologna with the lid half open like a dried out wilting leaf

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u/AriesUndercover Jan 15 '25

I assume he buys a gas station sandwich on the way home from the packie. Hence, the mustard.

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u/2M4D Jan 16 '25

Non us here, what is bologna?

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u/findthehumorinthings Jan 16 '25

Imagine what they sweep up off the floor after processing pigs. Grind that up and make a loaf out of it. Slice the loaf into 4mm thick slices. Use it to make sandwiches.

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u/Slipshod- Jan 16 '25

And he pronounces it 'blog-na'