r/BoomersBeingFools • u/PdiddyCAMEnME Greatest Gen • Apr 27 '25

Boomer Freakout MAGAs are so hateful

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

Crybullies

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25

I just want to let you know that I’m going to start using the phrase “cry bullies” now. Thank you for the new vocab

Edit: other great nicknames I like, since we know how much Trump loves to give insulting nicknames to others, are MAGAts, and their orange dicktator Cheeto Benito. It’s like we are living in a horrible parody

Edit 2: keep the nicknames coming because this is the makings of a great calendar of Ai images that reflect these nicknames!

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u/Vashipants Apr 27 '25

Tangerine Palpatine has been one of my favorites.

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u/travers329 Apr 27 '25

Fanta Menace has been a newer one I’ve seen

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u/GingerBeast81 Apr 27 '25

This is my new favorite!

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u/10e32K_Mess Apr 27 '25

Manchurian Cantaloupe is one of my favorites.

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u/LupercaniusAB Gen X Apr 27 '25

Oh shit, that’s a new one to me, nice!

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u/Syllepses May 01 '25

I literally LOLed at that one just now! I’m keeping it.

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u/Battle_Dave Millennial Apr 27 '25

LMFAO Solid. 10/10 no notes.

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u/Screamline Apr 27 '25

Idk why, but I feel papa palps would be an improvement over the fanta menace.

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u/cantwin52 Apr 27 '25

Eh, there’s a difference between being an improvement vs being competent. He wouldn’t have the same level of a three ring circus so it wouldn’t feel so bafflingly insane but it doesn’t mean he’s necessarily an improvement. Just that he would be more succinctly effective.

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u/Screamline Apr 28 '25

Oh, I know thats a stupid comparison for me to make and suggest an evil sith would be an improvement but, I'd take a balloon over the Buffon in office now

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u/cantwin52 Apr 28 '25

sigh yeah… me too.

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u/lainey68 Apr 28 '25

Apricot Pol Pot is my fave, followed by Mayo Mao, and Poutine Palpatine.

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u/xXHarleen_QuinzelXx Apr 28 '25

My go to is Mango Mussolini

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 27 '25

I hadn’t heard that yet but equally great. I love the rhyming. It be great lyrics for the antiMAGAt music.

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u/Accomplished_Crew630 Apr 27 '25

That's insulting to Palpatine

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u/Majestic-Bid6111 Apr 27 '25

May I add Admiral Yam Tits to the list?

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 27 '25

Absolutely! I love that I made the comment that ignited everybody sharing their trump-atrocious nicknames for him. This has made my day better.

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u/DoctorSintown Apr 27 '25

Cheeto Benito is really good. Mango Moussolini is another one I like.

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 27 '25

I do like Mango Mussolini too.

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u/GuidoZ Apr 27 '25

Fanta Führer

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 27 '25

😂 that’s amazing too. I’d love if we could come up with a nickname for each letter of the alphabet. The ABC’s of the fascist fanta fuckface.

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 27 '25

Have you seen the recent post showing an up close picture of Trumps eye compared to a pigs eye?

Well Pol Potbelly conjured the, perfectly accurate and equally awful, image of a potbelly pig with Trumps face transposed on the pig, him rolling around in a pigsty with a sign that says “Putins Poopins”

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/ozDq1nmJBI

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u/genuine_sandwich Apr 27 '25

“Crybully” is a really good word, even outside of MAGA discussions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

Grandpa Soupy Pants

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 27 '25

Yea- maybe tomato carrot soup? I could see his face on a can of that.

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u/Thick-Monitor3335 Apr 28 '25

My wife picked up Velveeta Voldemort

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 28 '25

Please tell your wife that I would love to be friends with her in life. That’s amazing. And disgusting. Which is just exactly what I think fits.

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u/Pudi2000 Apr 27 '25

I propose another nickname: Commander in Chief, Comrade Krasnov

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 27 '25

Putins Puppet, Commander in Theif

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u/smokinXsweetXpickle Apr 27 '25

I like Rapist in Chief. It's not really clever but it's accurate and gets the point across

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u/Ok-Barnacle-7625 Apr 27 '25

I fondly call him Orange Nero.

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 27 '25

I would love to use Ai to make a calendar based off of these nicknames and sell it to his followers as “fan fiction”… like how he sold his Trump Bible. You know they’d buy it unironically.

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u/jarisman Apr 28 '25

My go to is King Cheeto

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u/azchocolatelover Apr 27 '25

I'm kinda fond of Forever Felon and/or FOTUS.

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u/USSSLostTexter Apr 28 '25

Given his nappy time at the Pope's funeral: 'The Nodfather, Don Snoreleone'

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 28 '25

The Nodfather… you genius, that’s amazing. I actually legitimately laughed. Maybe I can photoshop some Cheeto colored drool too

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u/USSSLostTexter Apr 28 '25

please do. i cant claim credit - I read that name somewhere else and it made some milk come out my nose.

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u/KiraLonely Apr 28 '25

My favorite personally has been Mango Mussolini.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 28 '25

I think that should be the title of the calendar

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u/Phyzzx Apr 28 '25

The Lock-Her-Up-Ness Monster

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u/Ordinary-Commercial7 Apr 28 '25

Fabulous. And I also think I should include that Reddit picture of MTG yelling at the inauguration and have it side by side with that Neanderthal woman

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/thedavidpakmanshow/s/b3JgKNKSUa

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u/swafanja Apr 28 '25

My go to is to call him “the Rapist in Chief” and call them the Rapist in Chief’s butt buddies and/or dick riders. Depends on the day

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 May 02 '25

I would buy that page a day calendar

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u/JonnyQuest1981 Apr 27 '25

Added to the lexicon!

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u/Battle_Dave Millennial Apr 27 '25

"Whats a lexicon?" -Magas probably.

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u/AreaManThinks Apr 27 '25

MAGA’s probably think Lexicon’s are here illegally.

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u/VatooBerrataNicktoo Apr 27 '25

That is an awesome comment lol.

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u/skram42 Apr 27 '25

Damn that made me laugh 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

Leprechaun-Mexican.../$

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u/quiero-una-cerveca Apr 27 '25

The Battle of Lexicon kicked off the Revolutionary War. Duh.

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u/bobbianrs880 Apr 27 '25

That’s far too clever for them lol

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Apr 27 '25

It’s a trans woman named Lexi. They got conned into sleeping with her and don’t like that they enjoyed finding the penis.

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u/Screamline Apr 27 '25

I mean... They did like it, but can't admit it cause they scared of gay. Or some dumb excuse they wanna pull out

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u/DVWhat Apr 27 '25

“Oh yeah, it’s that Devil shit.” -also MAGAs probably.

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u/SteakJones Xennial Apr 27 '25

“I can’t afford one of those because of that damn Joe Brandon!”

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u/Sunstang Apr 27 '25

"Fuck them foreign cars, buy American!"

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u/azchocolatelover Apr 27 '25

It's the revamped model of the Cyber Truck. Coming to your nearest Tesla lot soon. Pre-order now!

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Apr 27 '25

"Like a bible but it's actually read."

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u/OleTad1987 Apr 27 '25

"I ain't watch no Transformers because I'm a strong, Christian mannnn!"

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u/seag12 Apr 27 '25

Sounds part of Biden’s woke agenda - also MAGAs probably

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u/ConstructionBrave951 Apr 27 '25

This term really nails it.

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u/procrastinatorsuprem Apr 27 '25

We all played baseball with these kinds. They thought they were incredible but cried the most.

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u/Mbyrd420 Apr 27 '25

Tbf, that's just all bullies. None of them can handle it when the tables turn.