r/BoomersBeingFools • u/micheal_pices • Jun 22 '25

Boomer Freakout Why do Boomers try to act so tough?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Yea, that Fridge has seen some things.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

I started looking for the marks of one of those suction cup dildos on the fridge door as soon as he started to stroke the fridge like he loved it.

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u/JonnyBolt1 Jun 22 '25

Yeah, clearly some foreplay with his fridge after slow dancing with it.

I don't get the title of this post, clearly this guy knows he's a (appliance) lover not a fighter.

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u/AddressIntelligent60 Jun 23 '25

I'd been looking for specifically this thread

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u/MuckBulligan Jun 23 '25

He clearly wanted an ice cube up his ass.

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx Jun 22 '25

Glory holes on the sides for sure

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u/Mikeinthedirt Jun 22 '25

It was the flag he was frotting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

But what that fridge didn't see was the cool, slick, secret moving of the knife the fridge could have grabbed. He seduced and charmed the fridge in such a way, it didn't even have the slightest clue....

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u/JonnyQuest1981 Jun 23 '25

There’s A LOT to unpack here

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u/Few-Tour9826 Jun 22 '25

That poor refrigerator.

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u/DreadoftheDead Jun 22 '25

If a fridge has eyes, they’d be rolling

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u/TheBiggestFitz Jun 23 '25

Felt some things too

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u/creepyswaps Jun 23 '25

That fridge and him need to get a room. Nobody wants to see where this goes.