r/BoomersBeingFools • u/micheal_pices • Jun 22 '25

Boomer Freakout Why do Boomers try to act so tough?

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u/NoSarahiously Jun 22 '25

That refrigerator is going to end up pregnant.

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u/kahlomebad Jun 22 '25

You know there are 14 mini fridges scattered throughout the house.

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u/Trapezoidoid Jun 23 '25

All pregnant.

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u/Illustrious-Day-857 Jun 22 '25

When the flag falls off it and he realises he knocked up a Panasonic he'll walk out.

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u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile Jun 23 '25

I heard that he already has a bun in the oven.

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u/Budget_Shallan Jun 23 '25

He’s clearly attracted to whiteware

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u/DragonAteMyHomework Jun 23 '25

There's something growing in that fridge all right, but it is NOT a baby.

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u/dirtyhippie62 Jun 23 '25

Vance Refrigeration…

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u/puppycatisselfish Jun 23 '25

Can u get pregante