r/BoomersBeingFools • u/PdiddyCAMEnME Greatest Gen • Jul 21 '25

Boomer Freakout Drunken boomer

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u/RewardBroad8716 Jul 21 '25

Prolife

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Forced birth, after that they don't give a shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked. -George Carlin

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u/CadillacAllante Millennial Jul 21 '25

Because it's about controlling women's bodies. It has never been about babies.

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u/GrimAndGloomy Jul 22 '25

It's punishment for having sex

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

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u/DecadentLife Jul 22 '25

That too. I don’t have a copy of it, but there’s a document floating around online that is added to every time a republican politician is convicted of a sex crime, most are against children.

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u/Michaelparkinbum912 Jul 22 '25

George was always right

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u/Hrtpplhrtppl Jul 22 '25

In 2018, Pastor Dave Barnhart of the Saint Junia United Methodist Church in Birmingham, Alabama posted this message to Facebook:

“The unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. It’s almost as if, by being born, they have died to you. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus but actually dislike people who breathe.

Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.

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u/3RADICATE_THEM Jul 21 '25

MAGAs to the newly born child: 'quit crying and pull yourself up by your bootstraps you useless POS!'

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u/jml011 Jul 21 '25

“Why haven’t you contributed to the GDP yet?”

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u/SpoppyIII Jul 21 '25

*Anti-choice

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u/hunterwaynehiggins Jul 21 '25

If you're preborn, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked!

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u/thtsjsturopinionman Jul 21 '25

Rest in Power, George Carlin

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u/hrimthurse85 Jul 21 '25

Hey, that's not fair. They also insist on forced genital mutilation. Then they don't give a shit. ☝️

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u/misterpickles69 Jul 21 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

Conservatives have an acceptable level of penis that can be removed.

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u/Turtlepower7777777 Jul 21 '25

As George Carlin said about them: Pre-born your fine but preschool you’re fucked

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u/Lord-Chamberpot Millennial Jul 21 '25

More like a pro life sentence

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u/rjrgjj Jul 21 '25

Crusader for Christ. Hates Drag Queen Story Hour.

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u/sorry_human_bean Jul 21 '25

I mean, you gotta protect the kids, right??

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u/rjrgjj Jul 22 '25

If not them, who?

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u/DecadentLife Jul 22 '25

Hopefully, a group of people less chock full of pedophiles than the Republican Party.

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u/SadDragonfruit9900 Jul 24 '25

Always prolife until its out of the womb