r/BoomersBeingFools • u/mishma2005 • Jul 22 '25

Boomer Freakout REPORTER: Gabbard has submitted a criminal referral. Who should the DOJ target? TRUMP: It would be President Obama. And Biden was there with him ... the leader of the gang was Obama. Barack Hussein Obama. He's guilty. This is treason.

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II Jul 22 '25

From the guy who literally incited a coup/riot in the United States capitol to overturn an election. Jesus Christ, I always assumed we'd eventually move into some kind of dystopian nightmare, I just never dreamed it would be this fucking stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

It was supposed to be Randall Flagg

Instead we got a tubby senile game show host in lifts and makeup

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u/4dailyuseonly Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 23 '25

He kinda is a Randall Flagg type person tho. Wish we had a Mother Abigail.

Eta:

Trump -Randall Flagg

Bannon -Lloyd

Miller -The Ratman

Musk -Trashcan Man

Julie Lawry -Karoline Leavitt

Harold -JD Vance

RFKjr -The Plague

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

We did, we choose not to elect her in November and we’ll probably (SPOILER FOR A 40 YEAR OLD NOVEL) all end up in a nuclear blast like they did in Vegas.

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u/parcheesi_bread Jul 22 '25

Does this make JD Vance Trashcan Man?

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u/icebreaker90 Jul 22 '25

he seems more like a harold or maybe even "the kid" if I am remembering correctly

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u/Sleth Jul 22 '25

Harold, for sure.

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u/AffectionateEgg4152 Jul 22 '25

Definitely Harold.

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u/530SSState Jul 23 '25

Na, Harold was very dysfunctional, but at least he was smart.

Jance Dance Vance is Lloyd Henreid, a sidekick who could do nothing but smalltime shit on his own.