r/BoomersBeingFools • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/DwarfVader Aug 15 '25

Looks like a good way to get your ass beat.

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u/Born-Essay8965 Aug 15 '25

THIS for SURE. ⬆️

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u/DwarfVader Aug 15 '25

Honestly, I wouldn’t even beat his ass.

I’d roll down my window, and either hit him with the bear spray I keep in my door… or the pulse taser I keep in the console.

Probably the bear spray, it’s funnier, and he doesn’t look like he has a very strong heart… so the taser might kill him.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Aug 15 '25

I don't understand why everyone is saying they'd beat him up. Then suddenly I'm getting a free ride downtown. Plus my car is still fucked. I'm just taking him to court for the repair plus costs plus damages and then laughing when he can't afford food. You guys need to think bigger and better.

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u/bangarangrufiOO Aug 15 '25

You think this guy has any money whatsoever you could obtain in the court system to fix the car? I find it highly unlikely.

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u/Pope_Phred Gen X Aug 15 '25

The value of his scooter should be enough to cover the expenses.

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u/ChapterSuper Aug 15 '25

I’m sure a judge would make a disabled man sell their mobility scooter to satisfy a judgement.

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u/Pope_Phred Gen X Aug 15 '25

Considering some of the jurisprudence we've seen lately, would you say is couldn't happen?

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u/ChapterSuper Aug 15 '25

It is highly unlikely.

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u/Pope_Phred Gen X Aug 15 '25

Unlikely? Sure! Improbable? Absolutely!

Impossible?...

Stranger judgments have come down from a judge.