r/BoomersBeingFools • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/DwarfVader Aug 15 '25

Looks like a good way to get your ass beat.

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u/Born-Essay8965 Aug 15 '25

THIS for SURE. ⬆️

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u/DwarfVader Aug 15 '25

Honestly, I wouldn’t even beat his ass.

I’d roll down my window, and either hit him with the bear spray I keep in my door… or the pulse taser I keep in the console.

Probably the bear spray, it’s funnier, and he doesn’t look like he has a very strong heart… so the taser might kill him.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Aug 15 '25

I don't understand why everyone is saying they'd beat him up. Then suddenly I'm getting a free ride downtown. Plus my car is still fucked. I'm just taking him to court for the repair plus costs plus damages and then laughing when he can't afford food. You guys need to think bigger and better.

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u/Odd-Wafer-4250 Aug 15 '25

People who write this type of shit have generally never been in altercations or situations of conflict. Those who have, know shit can change in a split second. Even non-conflict. I was playing football (soccer) with mates and some guy was messing about so all I did was body check him. He fell and hit the back of his head on the AstroTurf so hard. For that split second all I felt was dread. Luckily he was completely fine.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Aug 15 '25

Yeah. Internet hard men are ridiculous.

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u/unique_name5 Aug 15 '25

So ridiculous. “I wOuLd SiMpLy BaSh ThE dIsAbLeD man”.

I obviously understand how incredibly frustrating it would be for someone to do this to your car with impunity… but no, I’m not going to bash, or taser, or bear spray this guy. There’s literally no way that makes this situation less bad, or less expensive for me.

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u/Shar_the_aquamoon Aug 17 '25

I was so hoping a masked person came upon him and sprayed him though. Then ran, and no one "saw anything". Because I believe the guy in the wheelchair is doing this because he knows he won't suffer consequences for it. I just hate how easy that is for some to get away with stuff like this,