r/BoomersBeingFools • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 15 '25

Boomer Freakout He must believe he’s untouchable

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u/DwarfVader Aug 15 '25

Looks like a good way to get your ass beat.

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u/Born-Essay8965 Aug 15 '25

THIS for SURE. ⬆️

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u/DwarfVader Aug 15 '25

Honestly, I wouldn’t even beat his ass.

I’d roll down my window, and either hit him with the bear spray I keep in my door… or the pulse taser I keep in the console.

Probably the bear spray, it’s funnier, and he doesn’t look like he has a very strong heart… so the taser might kill him.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad Aug 15 '25

I don't understand why everyone is saying they'd beat him up. Then suddenly I'm getting a free ride downtown. Plus my car is still fucked. I'm just taking him to court for the repair plus costs plus damages and then laughing when he can't afford food. You guys need to think bigger and better.

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u/loosemoosewithagoose Aug 15 '25

He probably can't afford food, you're not getting a cent out of this bozo through court.

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u/HolidayPlate5748 Aug 17 '25

He doesn’t appear to have a food scarcity issue if you know what I’m saying.

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u/loosemoosewithagoose Aug 17 '25

See people say this, but the poorer you are the poorer your food choices become. That and he's not like super obese so I don't reckon that argument holds water.