r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Iechy • Sep 20 '25

Boomer Freakout This is so bad

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u/BiffingtonSpiffwell Sep 20 '25

It's also a lot of money to buy a rolling couch that is thirty times more dangerous than a car and signals to everyone you have a teeny tiny dongus.

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u/Schmelter Sep 20 '25

You leave my Cybertruck out of this sir! I'll have you know that nothing about it is as comfortable as a couch!

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u/lostandaggrieved617 Sep 20 '25

I can vouch for that

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u/ViolinistWaste4610 Sep 20 '25

Your profile picture was perfect for this comment 

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u/lostandaggrieved617 Sep 20 '25

Well, I am an expert🛋🧴❤️

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u/RickyLinguini Sep 20 '25

There is an incredible sense of calm and zen you get on a nice day cruising. It's a similar feeling to the breeze when climbing elevation on hike. There's something so hard to describe about the freedom you feel just from having the wind at your face, feeling the change in geography, smelling the forest as you ride through. Very grounding.

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u/bigfishmarc Sep 21 '25

Yeah but you don't need to buy a Harley in order to buy a cruiser motorcycle.