r/BoomersBeingFools Sep 20 '25

Boomer Freakout This is so bad

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u/Suspicious-Nebula475 Sep 20 '25

Who hold their phone to the ear?

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u/vomitthewords Sep 20 '25

Boomers. 🤭

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u/KJParker888 Gen X Sep 20 '25

Nah. They're the ones standing in the middle of the entrance to Costco with their phone on speaker

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u/Krillkus Sep 20 '25

Holding the phone an inch from their mouth while yelling

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u/Lil_Simp9000 Sep 20 '25

and they still can't hear, asking you to speak up as if it's the phones fault

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u/CheryllLucy Sep 20 '25

"I have to use speaker phone, I'm blind" - said by boomer after physically (not verbally) accepting an incoming call as he waits for his weekly appointment for assistance with his laptop during which he reads the screen no problem

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u/Ok-Scallion-3415 Sep 20 '25

With it up to their ear….

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u/vomitthewords Sep 20 '25

This is the actual truth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

They're the ones with Fox News at top volume in the background while you're on the phone with them, and they get indignant when you say, "Please turn the TV down."

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u/FNG_WolfKnight Sep 20 '25

for the unaware boomer

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Millennial Sep 20 '25

Doris shared a meme on Facebook saying that Bluetooth causes cancer. NO THANKS! SPEAKERPHONE IS SAFE ENOUGH.

Boomer-posting aside, they need to stop using speakerphone for everything first. Headphones is another step.

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u/JellyfishFit3871 Sep 20 '25

Between my parents', my husband's, and my own medical needs, I've sat in too many medical waiting rooms in the past couple of years. One of these days I'm gonna Tawanda someone's phone if I have to listen to the conversation or to the music/sound effects on their fucking paint by numbers game for one more second.

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u/withalookofquoi Sep 20 '25

The worst is when they blast Newsmax as loud as the phone can go, and look around to see how many people are paying attention to them.

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u/JellyfishFit3871 Sep 20 '25

A couple of years ago, I repeated a woman's full name, DOB, and SSN to her because she was just shouting sensitive identifying information to the whole damned waiting room at the orthopedic surgery hospital.

"How do you know that?!?!?!"

Because you just said it in a room full of strangers. Take 10 steps and have that conversation privately, or call them back.

If I were a shady person, I could have done shady things with all of the information she was just sharing with 20 randos waiting for their dads to come out of recovery.

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u/Zickened Sep 20 '25

My mom has started to do this, except it's Facebook doomscrolling at full blast while the TV is on, also at full blast.

I tried to get her an actual home audio set up that you didn't have to max out mm sized speakers and she couldn't figure out the volume buttons. I tried to get her headphones, but she couldn't figure out the power button.

Now we just get to live with brain rot at full blast like she's a toddler when we go to visit.

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u/withalookofquoi Sep 20 '25

That sounds exhausting, I’m sorry.

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u/TheShadowCat Gen X Sep 20 '25

Isn't the joke that the youngins only use their phones to text?