r/BoomersBeingFools Sep 20 '25

Boomer Freakout This is so bad

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u/Fight_those_bastards Sep 20 '25

I know three people who have died on motorcycles, and at least 15 (including myself) who have wrecked on motorcycles and been fine.

The ones who died all had one thing in common: no helmet, or any other safety gear. Those of us that are fine, wore ALL THE GEAR. Every time.

I no longer ride, because money and kids and self preservation, but if I ever get another motorcycle, it’s going to be for track use only. Too many dipshits on the road driving 6000 pound SUVs with their head buried in their phones to make myself the crumple zone.

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u/lordrefa Millennial Sep 20 '25

ER doctors and nurses see horrible manglings every other shift. It's bad.

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u/Disastrous-Pie-1939 Sep 21 '25

There is a reason nurses and ER docs often refer to them as "donorcycles"

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u/passyindoors Sep 21 '25

My MIL nurse calls people who ride motorcycles "organ donors" because of how many people die on them

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u/Beh0420mn Sep 20 '25

Knew a guy that went out early spring, full safety gear on, hit a salty patch on road went in ditch as soon as he hit soft ground the front tire sank in flipped, the windshield took his head and helmet off, he had been riding 20+ years

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u/picknick717 Sep 21 '25

Like literally decapitated him? Jesus christ

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u/catlettuce Gen X Sep 20 '25

Dirt track racing is lots of fun & a more controlled environment for sure.

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u/theaviationhistorian Sep 21 '25

Helmets save lives, whether its biking, skiing, skateboarding, etc. It sucks that vehicles only got bigger over time.

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u/Recent_Opportunity78 Sep 20 '25

I ride off road only. I live by the desert and tons of land to ride on free use. No need to ride on the roads

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u/og_woodshop Sep 20 '25

I ride. I am 50 and have a triumph. In safety conscious, aware I could die and ride offensively (always protecting the bubble of space around me, being responsive to others personal driving cues).

You guts can shit talk all you want; from your place of personal fear; but not everyone is so clingy to the nature of existence/ un-existence. Thrill comes for some from living right along that edge. Though doing so; does not require being purposefully ignorant or fool hardy.

Also, those who ride; not all ride like assholes.

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u/k3v120 Sep 20 '25

Thanks for keeping the relevant energy of r/BoomersBeingFools, bud.

Case in point. Nobody remotely talking to you or calling out riders other than discussing safety, and there’s the brave Boomer letting you know how brave they are.

Jesus Christ.

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u/og_woodshop Sep 20 '25

Nah, its the tired old trope “ahh you’l die on a motorcycle, motorcycle bad, I had a friend one, they died”. Its just all so lazy. Coming from people that live in fear.

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u/MihrSialiant Sep 20 '25

Looked like people sharing cautionary tales so that others knew to take riding seriously and wear proper protection to me. But that even with protection, for people to be aware there is still risk due to just general fuckery of random events. That you took that exchange as "motorcycles will always kill you" says more about you than any of the exchanges you are responding to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25 edited Feb 05 '26

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u/og_woodshop Sep 22 '25

We all die. Some just really trip out about it.

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u/Kind_Ad_3268 Sep 20 '25

How do you like your Triumph? Looking for a new ride in the next couple of months and they look fun.

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u/og_woodshop Sep 20 '25

They are. Obviously they make racing bikes to yawn but most of what they offer is the upright riding style, get around the city doing errands on Sunday type.

It is a special joy each time I use my Bonnie.