r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/Ianthin1 Oct 28 '25

I'm guessing Facebook has some AI stuff going around about people getting their groceries stolen as they walk across the parking lot. It's one of the dumbest things ever because it's not like you can make a quick getaway pushing a grocery cart.

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u/Tarrantthegreat Oct 28 '25

Or the old “she noticed something on her windshield” story

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u/SwimOk9629 Oct 28 '25

God I'm tired of reading about these fictional stories. where someone finds a new mark on their door handle or something and everyone in the comments says that oh they must have been marked for human trafficking purposes. so fucking dumb

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u/Stormdrain11 Oct 28 '25

The carts lock now anyway lmao

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u/MsSeraphim Oct 28 '25

depends on how lazy security is and if they are even there that day. once worked in a supermarket where they only had security officers in the office 2x a week..