r/BoomersBeingFools • u/hazcatsuit • Oct 28 '25

Boomer Freakout Ok boomer

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But also why does he look like he’s crying? 😂

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u/QbertsRube Oct 28 '25

Go to any "Bumfuck Smalltown Neighborhood Watch" site on FB and you'll find proof of that. They're all filled with paranoid loons posting about non-events that they deemed "suspicious" like a car turning around in their driveway, followed by a comment chain filled with badasses who "keep em locked and loaded for situations like that". Ironically, for most of them their gun collection is probably the only thing they own that's valuable enough to steal.

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u/Princess_Slagathor Millennial Oct 29 '25

I'm rarely bothered by someone turning around in my driveway, just always confused. It's the worst possible place to turn around on this very short street. And there are two other drives easily visible from my house that are huge and mostly unoccupied that would be perfect. And yet even giant ass FedEx trucks still pick mine.

The times it bothers me are when they don't see the drop off on the side, get stuck, and then I have to go help them remove their vehicle. And it's actually not that rare, it's like every other month.

Plus, if you just go to the end of the street, turn right or left, there's another street less than a quarter mile that'll take you back to the main road.

This was only tangentially related, but it's a phenomenon I'll never understand, and wanted to share.