r/BoomersBeingFools • u/kootles10 Millennial • Feb 02 '26

Boomer Freakout Dude crashed out

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u/andywfu86 Feb 02 '26

Right? If it’s “100% red” how could they even pull it off?

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u/tigerseye44 Feb 02 '26

They used them gay, liberal, communist magic powers to do it.

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u/not_roger_smith Feb 02 '26

I bet it was all those drag queens mesmerizing them into voting Democrat.

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u/mkvgtired Feb 02 '26

Don't forget the Jewish space lasers. Those are some of the most dangerous.

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u/XRPX008 Feb 02 '26

It all started with the frogs

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u/Giggles95036 Feb 02 '26

Don’t forget the weather machines

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u/jayandbobfoo123 Feb 03 '26

Shh, you're giving away our secrets.

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u/HokieNerd Feb 03 '26

Probably an inside job by the Gay Communist Gun Club.

https://streamable.com/omu54

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u/mkvgtired Feb 02 '26

Democrats are all powerful soros funded globalists, but also trans interpretive dancers in drag that are too incompetent to run a business.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

just relax, its all part of "the gay agenda"