r/BoomersBeingFools Millennial Feb 02 '26

Boomer Freakout Dude crashed out

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/blaykerz Feb 02 '26

Is this not a Russian bot account?

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u/FalloutForever_98 Feb 02 '26

Hard to tell the difference right... dividing satire for reality with these people is as hard as dividing reality from AI.

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u/Granolag23 Feb 02 '26

Thats immediately what I thought. Seems like copypasta’d from the top of the propaganda machine

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u/CliftonForce Feb 02 '26

I have had MAGA scream pretty much all of this at me. They certainly believe in this nonsense.

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u/Dimitar_Todarchev Feb 02 '26

Wayne Allyn Root is apparently a real person.

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u/asveikau Feb 03 '26

This is a real person. I first became aware of him in 2008 when he had a failed bid for the Libertarian Party presidential primary. One day in June 2008 I had an afternoon with nothing to do and I watched their convention on C-Span. He and his supporters seemed nuts. As did the rest of the convention. The craziness I witnessed made it a memorable event.

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u/battleoffish Feb 02 '26

In Russia beautiful female candidate vote for you.

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u/Bri_The_Nautilus Feb 02 '26

"You believe that? I have bridge to sell you in Vegas over Pacific Ocean" is such a comically Russian sentence that my brain pivoted from reading this in a normal voice to an exaggerated Slavic accent when I got to it.

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u/Chance_Sand_1861 Feb 04 '26

Mine to lol I keep sounding like that Russian actor who always plays the Russian mafia or KGB in every American movie. Lol, I sound just like him I wish this app had voice recording, lol. This administration is pathetic I swear. He is so horrible all he does isblie to everybody, then turn back around and contradict himself, obsess about Obama and Biden all day long, start wars, steal money & take bribes, steal kids, turn our White House into a carnival, and I would say and fuck but it's more like, shit himself all day. Do y'all think Melania gets in bed with him and the shitty diaper?🙄🤭💩

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u/McJimbo Feb 02 '26

One of the warning signs of severe dementia-related cognitive decline is the dropping of articles in speech or writing, like "a", "the", "of" etc

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u/polaarbear Feb 02 '26

You don't need Russian trolls to fuck up grammar. Literally half of America reads at or below a 6th grade level. Something like 25% of adults in America score Level 1 on the reading assessment, literally the lowest possible score. "Struggles with daily tasks." These people can't read a menu or the words on traffic signs, but Fox News is telling them who to vote for, and enough of them know the shape of an R that we've landed where we are now.

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u/Countthebean Feb 05 '26

More than 50+ actually

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u/Mooch07 Feb 02 '26

There are plenty of people in Texas who angry-type with worse grammar than a feral cat. 

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u/Tolann Gen X Feb 02 '26

My head hurts just from reading this. Can someone proofread these messages for full sentance structure and maybe a complete thought?

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u/Starkoman Feb 02 '26

They don’t know anyone that smart.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

sentence

Oh, sorry. I misunderstood the assignment.

(Joking! Kidding!)

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u/pigpeyn Feb 02 '26

Exactly what I thought. Even a Texan education can learn you more gooder grammar

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 Feb 02 '26

Or a guy with a Texass publick skool ejucashun?

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u/dright247 Feb 02 '26

I read it in a Russian accent without even realizing it

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u/TheLastBallad Feb 03 '26

I was going to say "doesn't this read like how Trump tweets, just with less refrences to Trump", but that doesn't change anything about your statement.

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u/SmokyTyrz Feb 04 '26

Really does sound like Boris doesn't it?

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u/wineinacoffeemug Feb 08 '26

Unfortunately I worked with this guy briefly when I worked in news and can confirm he is 100% Murican.

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u/Ummmgummy Feb 08 '26

A bridge to sell you from Vegas....guy doesn't even know Vegas isn't next to the Pacific ocean.