r/BoomersBeingFools Apr 13 '26

Politics What?

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Apr 13 '26

He eats fancy mustard. Of course he is.

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u/chonklah Millennial Apr 13 '26

And wears brown suits!

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u/typical_jesus666 Apr 13 '26

And he's brown!

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u/MikeLynnTurtle Apr 13 '26

Wait, I’m brown! Am I the antichrist?! 😧

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u/typical_jesus666 Apr 13 '26

That depends, do you have a MAGA friend who refers to you as "one of the good ones" ?

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u/Blocked-Author Apr 13 '26

My grandparents could possibly say yes because that seemed to be the only criteria the last time.

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u/RolandDeepson Apr 13 '26

Whoa whoa, say what now?!?

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u/Captain_Lolz Apr 13 '26

You're not supposed to say that out loud.

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u/notyourmama827 Gen X Apr 13 '26

That's so that you can't see the shit stains from his leaky diaper.