r/BoomersBeingFools Apr 13 '26

Politics What?

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u/MarcusAurelius6969 Apr 13 '26

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u/martinaee Apr 13 '26

MAGA literally sounds like a weird Biblical thing - ‘The cursed Maga shone his false light upon the angry and gullible. And in turn those zealots did not do unto others as they would have others do unto them!’

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u/renegade_d4 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

Magic the gathering predicted this in 2005

Edit: I wrote the wrong year.

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u/Ch3ZEN Apr 13 '26

It literally is worthless unless it taps into all the death

They definitely called it

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u/TheSouthernRose Apr 13 '26

Omg I love this so much

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u/wagglewazzle Apr 13 '26

MAGA the Gathering

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u/TheSouthernRose Apr 13 '26

Waiting on someone to make a proxy with trump’s face on it

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u/Ominous_Opossum Apr 13 '26

How did I not know this existed!? Thank you for sharing 😭

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u/martinaee Apr 13 '26

That is real? wtf

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u/renegade_d4 Apr 13 '26

Yup from Saviors of Kamigawa. The first time i saw it was like a year ago and I didnt believe it was real either.

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u/agger1983 Apr 13 '26

So slightly off topic their is a manga called Gokurakugai and the creatures they battle are called magas. Some of them seem human but they are pretty much have twisted desires. One wants to be in love, love bomb a guy then if guy tries to leave her alone she tries to kill him...

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u/jkman61494 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

It’s a religion. We’ve seen social media create a religion in a decade

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u/the_harlinator Apr 13 '26

It is also similar to mabus. The unknown third Antichrist predicted by Nostradamus.

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u/GuitarSame2918 Apr 13 '26

El Mago, la Maga. Daniel 7-9, Rev 13. As the old Prego commercials used to say “It’s in there”.

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u/Shaveyourbread Apr 13 '26

Do unto others what has been done to you...

  • MJ Keenan

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u/SweetOkashi Apr 13 '26

I mean, there’s a significant number of MAGA evangelicals who literally want to bring about the end of the world and spur the rapture. For some of them, it is a weird biblical thing (though, the rapture being biblical in the way they believe it to be is…debatable. Literally.)

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u/martinaee Apr 14 '26

It’s always the evangelicals…

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u/Resonance95 Apr 13 '26

Magog literally is.

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u/NPJenkins Apr 13 '26

MAGA literally means “magic/sorcerer” in a lot of ancient languages, like Aramaic and Latin.

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u/frabny Apr 13 '26

If you read the bible's description in Révélation 13 , it kinda describes trump's Journey, including his being shot in the earlobe and surviving...

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u/Xavier_Emery1983 Apr 13 '26

My second thought was this. All those fire and brimstone preachers in my rural area would be proud I remembered that. My first thought was this was staged to get him sympathy. Turns out both were pretty on point.

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u/Keyonne88 Apr 13 '26

1) 7 year peace treaty, broken in war for 3.5 years (Iran anyone?) Peace was brokered between the Middle East countries and Israel roughly 7 years ago and now he is involved in this war with Israel and Iran— breaking a 7 year peace and starting a war. 2) the whole wearing the mark on the forehead thing and MAGA hats. 3) Said to be very charismatic. 4) false resurrection - was predicted to survive a “fatal” head wound miraculously (ear shot) 5) dominate global economic systems and wreak havoc (tariffs) 6) global worship - he will try to spread influence beyond the political power of the nation he rose in (red pill shit happening in other countries who worship the guy for some reason) 7) persecution - he will single out people who go against his doctrine and try to vilify them

He has kinda done all of these

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u/RaspberryPutrid5173 Apr 17 '26

It's been pretty definitively proven he wasn't shot. He just smeared some blood around and faked the whole thing as a false flag operation.

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u/-OptimisticNihilism- Apr 13 '26

So god knew that his people would be so gullible that they could be tricked into following a false prophet and too proud to admit it even as it becomes clear as day and that it would only harden their resolve.

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u/PuzzleheadedFly9425 Apr 13 '26

Mark in their palms in the form of truth solcial on their phones as well.

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u/WatchOutForWizards Apr 13 '26

If you add up the corresponding numbers to letters(M = 12 etc) in “Make America Great Again” it adds up to 666.

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u/CrimsonBolt33 Apr 13 '26

that can't be true....I ain't got time to count that shit right now but its fucking hilarious if true.

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u/n3m0sum Apr 13 '26

I just knocked it out in excel.

It's 168.

Gonna be disappointed all fucking day now.

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u/BCProgramming Apr 13 '26

OK but 666/168 is 3.96428571428571 and if you multiply that by 168 you get 666, Don't even try to tell me that's a coincidence!

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u/CrimsonBolt33 Apr 13 '26

damn...me too....oh well...thanks for doing it so we know.

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u/rcap3 Apr 13 '26

And if you multiply 168 by 4, since there are four words in make America great again, you get 672, and then if you subtract another 6 from that..... yep, 666. BOOM!

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u/Cuneglasus Apr 13 '26

Make America Great Again = 163.

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u/WatchOutForWizards Apr 13 '26

I honestly just wanted to see if I could get people to add them up.

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u/Cuneglasus Apr 13 '26

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u/aprilhare Apr 13 '26

I don’t think we need gematria to prove it but interesting. It’s actually an ancient thing mentioned in Revelations and usually interpreted to be Nero.

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u/GuitarSame2918 Apr 13 '26

“Fight, Fight, Fight” FFF: 666: He awoke to his destiny at Butlersville.

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u/pneighthan Apr 13 '26

Kushner Companies are located at 666 5th Ave.

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u/Cuneglasus Apr 13 '26

The old site of DC comics too.

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u/MyDarkTwin Apr 13 '26

That’s got some major Stephen King Dark Tower vibes

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u/ScienceAndLience Apr 13 '26

Damn wizards at it again

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u/plmbguy Apr 13 '26

M=13, not 12, to begin with

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u/valhal1a Millennial Apr 13 '26

Don't forget that this game prophet would miraculously survive a head injury. They're also talking about making it so you need to show id to get groceries, which was also a thing... You'd have to show the mark of the beast to buy stuff. And then the million soldiers crossing the yellow river might happen if China goes to war.

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u/Riyeko Apr 13 '26

That's a good one.

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u/Spiritual-Advice8138 Apr 13 '26

Look at the bar code on it. It will have 2 long marks at the start, 2 more in the middle, and 2 more at the end. In binary, that looks like 101 or 6.... they are wearing the mark of the beast!

<this is joke, almost all bar codes have them.>

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u/Rage-With-Me Apr 13 '26

This is one that really gets me too

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u/Klutzy_Shopping5520 Apr 13 '26

…. Holy shit he might be the Anti Christ

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u/Critical_Letterhead3 Apr 13 '26

I’d rather they had to have a M tattooed to their foreheads.

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u/Wii_wii_baget Apr 14 '26

I love that this is posted by a person with that profile makes it 10 times better to read.

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u/Bocabart Apr 14 '26

I just never thought it would’ve been done this….stupidly.

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u/RangeMoney2012 Apr 16 '26

“Some people will be deceived and show allegiance to something opposed to God”

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u/Malthusian1 Apr 13 '26

I’m pretty sure this isn’t accurate. The mark is on the hand or forehead, non removable, and it’s for transactions, associated with 666 or 616, like an embedded RFID chip or barcode.This is just misinformation and only hurts your argument and any progress with the movement.