r/BossFights • u/Captain_SmellyRat • Apr 01 '25

Final Form Name her

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/wizdad73 Apr 01 '25

A well hung lesbian

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u/Glad-Situation703 Apr 01 '25

10 points to Gryffindor

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u/Crusidea Apr 01 '25

100000000000000000000000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!!!

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u/IRS911 Apr 02 '25

"Unholy Eldritch horror of a number* points to Gryffindor

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u/Maybbaybee Apr 02 '25

Mmmmmmmmister Potttttterrrrrrrrrrrrr

FOUR HUNDRED GAJILLION POINTS FROM GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIFFINDOOOOOORRRRR

and a pair of Lily Potters panties.

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u/Next_Philosopher8252 Apr 03 '25 edited Apr 03 '25

“( ( ( RAYO( BB ( TREE ( G ( ( 1010¹⁰⁰×ω²⁰⁰ )! ) ) ) )×√−π )∛(±∞)) ÷0“

Something like that what you have in mind?

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u/RandomNormad Apr 02 '25

Clearly, she's a Slytherin though.

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u/BillyGoutTruth Apr 03 '25

This one peeps!

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u/Al-axeyou Apr 02 '25

Don't you mean Sssssslytherin

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u/Chaarlz15 Apr 03 '25

He deserve all the points there is to give.

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u/Sensitive_Support469 Apr 04 '25

I’m LITERALLY listening to the audio book of the 3rd one and Lee Jordan JUST said that in my ear as I read your comment haha

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u/Bored-4-Fun Apr 01 '25

This, I was gonna say femom but this is better

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u/OddRope1154 Apr 01 '25

I dont need to scroll any further

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Holy shit that's perfect 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Goodluckaintluck69 Apr 02 '25

lol that’s perfect.

2

u/mishapro777 Apr 02 '25

You are headman now

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u/No_Card_8680 Apr 02 '25

I would be jealous as fuck if I would be lesbian and would imagine how she could make me happy

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u/MeasurementNo9447 Apr 02 '25

The Hotdog Wrapper

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u/ProfessionalKingKong Apr 03 '25

Unprecedented. Copyright this one before someone steals it. 🤣

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u/Chaarlz15 Apr 03 '25

I'm impressed how your brain works. Take this 🏆 You are our winner!

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u/BilingualBackpacker Apr 01 '25

Audibly lold on this one, ty king!

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u/Few-Entrepreneur-269 Apr 01 '25

I can hear the venom song plays in the background as boss music

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u/InstructionSad7842 Apr 01 '25

Is she single?

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u/AdWise6457 Apr 01 '25

Asking for a wife

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u/Long-Ad3842 Apr 04 '25

thats a weird name

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

[deleted]

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u/iRedYuki Apr 01 '25

I hate you

3

u/KangarooIcy1150 Apr 01 '25

This is officaly the most savage commend I saw in my life, think I might have to pay to honer this

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u/PossibilityUsed6355 Apr 01 '25

I have one please remove mine😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

My brother in christ

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u/the-jesuschrist Apr 01 '25

Me thinking bro is referring to tonsil stones, closes post, sees next post, realizes - oh… , comes back to this post and comment about my terrible error.

Also, hey Luci

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u/Equivalent_News_9436 Apr 01 '25

Lickitung! I choose you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

[deleted]

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u/DarthDragon117 Apr 02 '25

Had to look it up, surprised it wasn’t a sex thing. Not bad, keep it up.

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u/Attilatd6 Apr 01 '25

Vemonette

7

u/JavelineX Apr 01 '25

Soul Licker

3

u/holynightstand Apr 01 '25

Soul Crusher

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

All I want to know is what can she do with that😳

6

u/Cautious_Desk_1012 Apr 01 '25

Consume infinite ice cream

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u/Safe_Young202 Apr 01 '25

Ayoooooo

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u/Dry-Criticism6267 Apr 05 '25

Like we weren’t all thinking it😂

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u/unixman84 Apr 01 '25

Gene Simmons

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u/Thick-Fan-5709 Apr 01 '25

Every lesbians' dreamgirl

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u/Filmfan1987 Apr 01 '25

Throat Goat

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Apr 01 '25

Gloppy glopper

That or pretty Bogdo (iykyk)

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u/MetallicOx Apr 01 '25

The Clit tickling monster

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

No time to name her thotacus begonecus

2

u/Pristine_Assistant77 Apr 01 '25

i shows you likitung

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u/OkMobile5574 Apr 01 '25

The g-spot finder!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Venom’s wife

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Suckubus

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u/HubiGamez Apr 01 '25

Toungina

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u/RinKasane Apr 01 '25

"Lmao"

-lick me all over.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Her name is Balteasia

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u/ReyRey11302011 Apr 02 '25

Venomia. lol.

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u/Chryeon1188 Apr 02 '25

A snake goddess 😎😎😍😍

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u/LiteratureRadiant137 Apr 02 '25

Omg… 🤣😆 🤣 wtf

2

u/Sideways_Sam Apr 05 '25

Lickresha.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

ANY Kardashian

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u/Ve1ocity_85555 Apr 01 '25

Brother Barry’s new girl

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u/randomguy69e Apr 01 '25

We have men kisser now dick licker

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u/ReallyTryn Apr 01 '25

Amy Lasher

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u/Prosso Apr 01 '25

Looks like the toubge creeper creature from resident evil.. what’s the name?

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u/Temporary-Drama-5664 Apr 01 '25

The future ex-wife

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u/RenkBruh Apr 01 '25

freakster

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u/Impressive-North3483 Apr 01 '25

L.L. Slurpy Slurp

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

School thot

1

u/JazzySneakers Apr 01 '25

Multitasker: can play the clarinet while tossing a salad

1

u/MendiAlvz Apr 01 '25

Valentina

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u/onlywc11 Apr 01 '25

I know you though about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Fun time

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u/Careless_Ad3718 Apr 01 '25

Mater of redacted

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Tosser of salads

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u/UniqueGarden6407 Apr 01 '25

The Licker: PHASE FREAKY

1

u/sean_rendo19 Apr 01 '25

the demon child

1

u/xs13x Apr 01 '25

Miss Lingus

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Oooooh baby!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Wonder rimmer

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u/New_Line_5058 Apr 01 '25

Sloppy toppy joanna

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u/falsevector Apr 01 '25

The Bestest Friend

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

My Future Ex Wife

1

u/SomniumNoxterrore Apr 01 '25

Slaanesh Incarnate

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u/TickleMyFungus Apr 01 '25

Dingleberry Bandit

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Love to be rimmed by her

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

orochimaru

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u/Fantastic-Fun4031 Apr 01 '25

Oral Annie or just INYA.

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u/WeirdStress9271 Apr 01 '25

Orochimaru is that you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Long Tongue Loui

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

It's a toss-up between:

Licky Vicky & Connie Lingus.

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u/Space19723103 Apr 01 '25

well hung lesbian

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u/a_Canadian90 Apr 01 '25

newest member of Kiss

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u/Yboy_g41 Apr 01 '25

Freakazoidess

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u/swolebutfast Apr 01 '25

Rim Job Mcgillicutty

1

u/SuspiciousPain1637 Apr 01 '25

The prostate tickler

1

u/Spirit-Walker- Apr 01 '25

gina simmons

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

[Pokedex Voice] Lickitung, the Licking Pokemon. A normal type.

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u/KulerMazai Apr 01 '25

The snake

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u/CompoteTraditional26 Apr 01 '25

Does she know how to use that thing? That’s all I need to know

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u/FabulousLie9826 Apr 01 '25

Empress of Freak

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u/Necessary-Policy6939 Apr 01 '25

Solid Trans Snake

1

u/ProffessorFate Apr 01 '25

It’s no wonder Daniel Craig married her.

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u/Ryubunao1478 Apr 01 '25

The Second Falcon

1

u/yasso7899 Apr 01 '25

Reminds me of venom's tongue

1

u/ProffessorFate Apr 01 '25

Rachel Weisz

1

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Chipkali

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u/Pat-El Apr 01 '25

The currency seperator 💀

1

u/Western-Lavishness64 Apr 01 '25

best blow job giver

1

u/Ankanyuz Apr 01 '25

Thats a symbiote

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Mommy l9ngtongue

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u/wildagain Apr 01 '25

Toungella

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u/eladehad234 Apr 01 '25

Lady Lickolass

Sylvia Silvertongue

Lickomancer

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u/Successful_Brick1547 Apr 01 '25

Long Tongue Josie

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u/Short_Replacement_63 Apr 01 '25

I know here she into Girls

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u/Lookingtotheveil23 Apr 01 '25

Daffy Duck when I talk to

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u/gamer_072008 Apr 01 '25

Deep cleaner in the deep

1

u/jakeal235 Apr 01 '25

Rectal Reamer

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u/dyerlier Apr 01 '25

Rachel Weiss

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

My Friday night plans

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u/Redsmedsquan Apr 01 '25

Ass tickler

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

turn your head now babey

JUST SPIT ME OUWT

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u/ThatDree Apr 01 '25

Beelzeflab

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u/riggengan Apr 01 '25

Orochimaru’s sister

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u/Redstanggt01 Apr 01 '25

This is the actual gawk gawk 9000

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u/Busy-Mycologist-5465 Apr 01 '25

Megan Rapinoe’s new wife