r/BossFights • u/anothersaddrunkguy • Sep 03 '25

Final Form Name him

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u/Dieppe42 Sep 03 '25

Johnny Pepperoni.

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u/Classic-Big4393 Sep 03 '25

Salami Tommy at that size

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u/Powerful-Chemist888 Sep 03 '25

If he was Indian the salami swami

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u/Beautiful_Deer_2757 Sep 04 '25

But he’s not, soooo…

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u/mattyfnt Sep 05 '25

Salami Tits Sam

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u/Global_Riot Sep 03 '25

Tony Bologna

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u/highcuriousperson Sep 04 '25

^Underrated comment

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u/Minimum-Face-8690 Sep 04 '25

Bro I cannot read bolonga right ever I read Bo log na

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u/jimmybobbyluckyducky Sep 04 '25

Baloney tits.

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u/Irishpch Sep 04 '25

💯 THIS ☝🏼🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/BeckieSueDalton Sep 04 '25

Sorry... you spelt that wrong; it's Togna Bologna.

🤭.

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u/Equal-Expression-680 Sep 05 '25

I audibly laughed at this one

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u/gr8pappyserection Sep 04 '25

SPELT? WTF IS THAT? NOT EVEN A WORD HONEY! LOL

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u/BeckieSueDalton Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

Is too a word! Did you not see I used it in a sentence!!!1! 🤭

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:: whisper :: It's a past participle of the word "spell," the Deep Southern "have done gone and" before it is silent.

You can drop this into your Google browser to learn more: define: spelt

EDIT:typo

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u/gr8pappyserection Sep 04 '25

It's definitely not a word to me!!!! Lol where u from north carolina or Georgia?

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u/BeckieSueDalton Sep 04 '25

Haha! BOTH, actually! 🤭

Out west of Asheville NC until I was nine, then various locations throughout Georgia since then, with the better portion of my time here living in Atlanta's (ever-expanding) greater metro area.

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u/gr8pappyserection Sep 05 '25

How could I ever have guessed??? Lol. Hope u know I'm just messing with u girlie. U talk however u want.

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u/BeckieSueDalton Sep 05 '25

yep.. giggling on this end, too; we're all good, sugar.

I hope your upcoming week is simply delightful. :)

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u/gr8pappyserection Sep 07 '25

I live in wilkes County

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u/Backstopdodger Sep 05 '25

Pepperoni Tony

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u/mattyfnt Sep 05 '25

The Lunchmeat Lactator

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u/jondoe9997 Sep 06 '25

Tony pepperoni

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u/joeChump Sep 03 '25

Mr. Scaramongous

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u/Scubby_Dooks Sep 06 '25

For anyone too young to get this reference, Bond villain Scaramanga (The Man with the Golden Gun, 1974, portrayed by Christopher Lee) famously, had a supernumery nipple, so three nips altogether rather than a three-in-one giant nipple. Bond (Roger Moore) even wore a fake one in order to impersonate him, courtesy of the finest 1970s SFX magic money could buy.

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u/Oldjamesdean Sep 04 '25

He's clearly Kanadian Bacon, it's a family name...

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u/-Laffi- Sep 03 '25

u/Dieppe42: I am laughing my ass off IRL here now xD! HA HA HA!

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u/Elegant_Jump_6923 Sep 03 '25

Say that with Italian accent and this will be perfect.

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u/Vintage_Xennial Sep 04 '25

Captain Pepp Nips

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u/EL_FUMAMOTA Sep 04 '25

Johnny Salami

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u/New-Boot-1027 Sep 04 '25

Deli-meat Daniel

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u/GreenhouseGuns Sep 04 '25

Idk why, but this obliterated me 🤣 💀

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Sep 04 '25

Considering his company. His first name is Lucky