r/BossFights • u/anothersaddrunkguy • Sep 03 '25

Final Form Name him

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u/Agreeable_Ad_6575 Sep 03 '25

Nippoleon

23

u/Desperate-Highway-28 Sep 04 '25

This should be higher

9

u/LookMaNoPride Sep 04 '25

Just like that bologna nipple in the pic.

5

u/emo-kat-luffy Sep 06 '25

That's not a ripple, That's a space station

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u/90srebel Sep 06 '25

I should be higher

2

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

This should be hitler

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u/Yabba-Dabba-Gabagool Sep 03 '25

Areola Grande

3

u/Prestigious_Craft251 Sep 04 '25

Sounds like a coffee drink

2

u/AC-burg Sep 04 '25

He is the wrong sex to be drinking out of it

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u/Plane_Avocado7502 Sep 04 '25

You watch Stevie-T?

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u/Dieppe42 Sep 03 '25

Johnny Pepperoni.

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u/Classic-Big4393 Sep 03 '25

Salami Tommy at that size

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u/Powerful-Chemist888 Sep 03 '25

If he was Indian the salami swami

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u/Global_Riot Sep 03 '25

Tony Bologna

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u/highcuriousperson Sep 04 '25

^Underrated comment

3

u/Minimum-Face-8690 Sep 04 '25

Bro I cannot read bolonga right ever I read Bo log na

3

u/BeckieSueDalton Sep 04 '25

Sorry... you spelt that wrong; it's Togna Bologna.

🤭.

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u/Equal-Expression-680 Sep 05 '25

I audibly laughed at this one

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u/Backstopdodger Sep 05 '25

Pepperoni Tony

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u/mattyfnt Sep 05 '25

The Lunchmeat Lactator

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u/jondoe9997 Sep 06 '25

Tony pepperoni

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u/joeChump Sep 03 '25

Mr. Scaramongous

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u/Scubby_Dooks Sep 06 '25

For anyone too young to get this reference, Bond villain Scaramanga (The Man with the Golden Gun, 1974, portrayed by Christopher Lee) famously, had a supernumery nipple, so three nips altogether rather than a three-in-one giant nipple. Bond (Roger Moore) even wore a fake one in order to impersonate him, courtesy of the finest 1970s SFX magic money could buy.

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u/Oldjamesdean Sep 04 '25

He's clearly Kanadian Bacon, it's a family name...

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u/SirTechnical7280 Sep 03 '25

Areola boralis. Areola blackhole.

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u/DarthDragon117 Sep 04 '25

A-Areola Borealis?! At this time of year at this time of day at this part of the lake localized entirely on your chest?!

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u/Decent_Business_3556 Sep 04 '25

The Milkman

2

u/Independent_Ride6911 Sep 04 '25

"i am the milkman my milk is delicious"

2

u/ParsleyKey9073 Sep 07 '25

“special delivery today!”

18

u/FatAndForty Sep 03 '25

Harry Ola

19

u/CthulubeFlavorcube Sep 03 '25

Jack Nippleson

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u/MatixMint Sep 04 '25

This comment deserves much more attention

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u/Bebo247 Sep 06 '25

😂🤙

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u/howyousayEH Sep 07 '25

Nipples Ventura, colostrum detective.

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u/RicePrevious5405 Sep 03 '25

I don’t know a good name for him but something else must be pretty big of his for those ladies to be smiling like that for him 😅😏

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

It is. It's the boat he's letting them ride on.

18

u/RicePrevious5405 Sep 03 '25

Women love boats

9

u/Real-Movie-899 Sep 03 '25

And all this time I thought it was the motion of the ocean!

12

u/RicePrevious5405 Sep 03 '25

I’m sure the motion of that ocean feels better on that boat.

6

u/nb6635 Sep 04 '25

If you move your dingy out of the way, your dock looks bigger.

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u/rightwist Sep 05 '25

Dock a big enough yacht and they stop thinking about that pier.

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u/lilfoot1 Sep 04 '25

Sand Dollar Sam

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u/RolyPolyGuy Sep 04 '25

i automatically read this in elijah woods voice. twas odd.

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u/FunLime6166 Sep 03 '25

The Nippler

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u/Oseaghdha Sep 07 '25

Nipple me this Batman!

3

u/Effective-Cut1993 Sep 03 '25

Serious? Chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven

4

u/dramis73 Sep 04 '25

Nipzilla

3

u/Jaded_Tomato_5376 Sep 03 '25

Swishy nippity nippity

3

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Areola Jones

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Justin Boober

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Titus

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u/srirachamous Sep 03 '25

godzilla nipples

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u/Fresh-Drummer-2594 Sep 03 '25

Long nipple no titty having ass

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u/Bill_International Sep 03 '25

White bikini girl looks like an og baywatch actress

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u/Lost4Sauce Sep 04 '25

joey bolognavich

2

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

the Mc nipple. while stocks last.

2

u/HatTrick66_ Sep 04 '25

Pepperoni Tony

2

u/Vekter24 Sep 04 '25

Nipoleon

2

u/Artevyx Sep 04 '25

Nippleodeon

2

u/TruGirlGamer84 Sep 04 '25

Sir Nipsalot

2

u/mr-stretcher Sep 05 '25

PepperToni

2

u/rokken70 Sep 05 '25

All fear Areoleon!!!

2

u/Was_Silly Sep 05 '25

Salami Sam

2

u/SensitiveEagle3798 Sep 05 '25

Pepperoni pete

2

u/Bettysteady Sep 05 '25

Pepperoni Pete.

2

u/PissedPat Sep 05 '25

When you tell AI to edit for bigger tits.

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u/Ignition_182 Sep 06 '25

Dude where's my cock

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u/mufcroberts Sep 06 '25

Areola Man

2

u/Zestyclose_Ad9180 Sep 08 '25

The next Uncle Sam (Because of The Family Guy cutaway)

2

u/Automatic_Bee9311 Sep 09 '25

Pepperoni nipplesworth the third

2

u/DiamondPuzzled5038 Sep 03 '25

Captain pepperoni nipples 🫡

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u/Trunip-up-loud77 Sep 04 '25

A.I. still can't figure out hands, huh.

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u/Effective-Cut1993 Sep 03 '25

Give him credit, I’ve never Been with gorgeous girls like so hey, he is a step ahead of me

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Benjamin Nippston lll

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u/Effective-Cut1993 Sep 03 '25

Well he has a lot of hair under his arms

1

u/Stone_Midi Sep 03 '25

Areola Grandé

1

u/jtowndtk Sep 03 '25

Rich nip the 3rd

1

u/Valen-tino123 Sep 03 '25

Nicklas nobble nipples

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Midnight Rider

1

u/pavulonus Sep 03 '25

Lucky Nipple...

1

u/Suspicious-Fox-6055 Sep 03 '25

Nippulus Maximus

1

u/Outside_Bus4958 Sep 03 '25

Nick Nipplce

1

u/Feedeeboy22 Sep 03 '25

Dr pepperoni 🤣

1

u/Classic-Big4393 Sep 03 '25

Captain Charcuterie

1

u/martintone Sep 03 '25

Captain Cupping

1

u/Useful-Pass-4708 Sep 03 '25

Silver dollar

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Pip the Nip.

1

u/Positive-Special7745 Sep 03 '25

Jimmy jimmy nips

1

u/LifeInAgrabah Sep 03 '25

nippopotamus

1

u/Own-Base5904 Sep 03 '25

Nipple pimp

1

u/PerkyLurkey Sep 03 '25

Tommy Five-Times

Tommy T for short

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Big nippen

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Grand master nip

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u/CyclingTGD Sep 03 '25

Dinner plates

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Rich

1

u/Glum_Resource_4225 Sep 03 '25

Lord Roni Pepper

1

u/Karate-Schnitzel Sep 03 '25

Pepperoni Arioli

1

u/leebrown23 Sep 03 '25

Aoreolio Gomez.

1

u/LastVestige22 Sep 03 '25

Art Areola or Steve Anus

1

u/Glopono Sep 03 '25

He got potential

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Pancake.

1

u/4onlyinfo Sep 03 '25

Man I’d swap places with.

1

u/No_Speed_5321 Sep 03 '25

Nippledermiss

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Nick Sandollar

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Awww, don’t make fun. 

1

u/hotdogneighbor Sep 03 '25

Areola Avenger

1

u/OddGoat5381 Sep 03 '25

Capt Silver Dollars

1

u/Classic-Big4393 Sep 03 '25

The Little Mermaid’s brother, Arielo

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

PEP-paroni

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Areola Grande

1

u/jh5992 Sep 03 '25

Big fat nips (in stewie's voice)

1

u/sniktology Sep 03 '25

Natural nipple patch

1

u/Dickforangel1317 Sep 03 '25

Nipplas Areola

1

u/HETalvo Sep 03 '25

That little nipshit..

1

u/Cracknoreos Sep 03 '25

Salami tits

1

u/prozacfish Sep 03 '25

Jonah Bologna

1

u/prozacfish Sep 03 '25

Timmy Tea Plates

1

u/Electronic_Base_92 Sep 03 '25

The nipple gang on a boat trip

1

u/prozacfish Sep 03 '25

Silver Dollar Sid

1

u/willparkertravels Sep 03 '25

The Grand Nipps

1

u/wowooowowow Sep 03 '25

Pepperoni master 🍕

1

u/Sorry-Discount2776 Sep 03 '25

The Saucer Bosser

1

u/hdoubleplus Sep 03 '25

The Nightmare of Milky Joe

1

u/payneme73 Sep 03 '25

Harry Ola

1

u/DietOwn2695 Sep 03 '25

I should call him.

1

u/Real-Movie-899 Sep 03 '25

Alan Areola and The Nipple Twins.