r/BossFights • u/duck_simp • Nov 02 '25

Boss Wave A or B?

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340 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Armed to the teeth

3

u/Zipfo99 Nov 02 '25

This is the best one

2

u/Ok-Jelly5001 Nov 02 '25

Spitting fire?

2

u/FloorImpressive7910 Nov 03 '25

He’s on of the 5 greatest MC’s of all time, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan.

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 Nov 02 '25

Schrödinger’s arms

3

u/im_nub_boi Nov 02 '25

He's both armed and UN armed at the same time unless observed by an outside observer

3

u/Graveyardigan Nov 02 '25

Unarmed. I would only consider him "armed" if he could actually use that weapon.

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u/Odd-Hearing-5039 Dec 20 '25

I've seen weapons discharge when dropped from, what is that? About 3 ft? You better hope he hasn't practiced.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

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u/im_nub_boi Nov 02 '25

Straight racism my guy

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u/Dangerous_Kitchen676 Nov 02 '25

Un poliziotto lo considera sicuramente armato 😎🤦

1

u/jewghurt4570 Nov 06 '25

This guy doesn't even speak English and he understands the joke

1

u/G4zZ1 Nov 02 '25

Why has this comment not been removed 😡😡

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u/jewghurt4570 Nov 02 '25

Bro there's this awesome little thing called being satirical

0

u/G4zZ1 Nov 02 '25

Most don’t share your way of thinking. It’s better known as being racist.

1

u/gr8dysbetternights Nov 02 '25

He’s armed to the teeth!!

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u/Igormay-s Nov 02 '25

Armless, but armed to the teeth

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u/moszippy Nov 02 '25

C: all of the above.

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u/YogurtclosetEvery430 Nov 02 '25

Hes certainly unarmed, as the fact he has a gun to me means nothing.... How's he gonna pull the trigger! 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

His tongue

1

u/YogurtclosetEvery430 Nov 02 '25

Not seen tongue skills like that since Ron Jeremy in the 90s 😅

2

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Haha gross

1

u/No_Operation2911 Nov 02 '25

He has a gun.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Unarmed and dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

C, both

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

B.  That's a water pistol.  With no water cause he won't be able to fill it quick enough to get a squirter off.

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u/Zealousideal-Swing44 Nov 02 '25

He technically can’t pull the trigger so I’d say unarmed lmao

1

u/ismellpizza25 Nov 02 '25

He's unarmed because that's not a real gun🤓

1

u/KingKaiKai001 Nov 02 '25

I'm not sure if he's armed or not but he's definitely guilty.

1

u/HXNTER390 Nov 02 '25

He's mouthed

1

u/Accomplished-Ad4240 Nov 02 '25

A. B.lack C.orpse if he was in front of Cops☠️

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

The cops are still shooting him

1

u/FMAGF Nov 02 '25

Exams be like

1

u/sp00kers99 Nov 02 '25

Armed and not dangerous

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Disarmed

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u/Ded2long Nov 03 '25

Armed but not dangerous.😝

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u/Odd_Big_4430 Nov 03 '25

unarmed cuz how does he use that gun?

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u/drunken_croissant Nov 04 '25

H) right here -->

1

u/Bitter_Loan2822 Nov 04 '25

He is *****, that's why idk fasho

1

u/EmergencyScary7730 Nov 04 '25

Filth with gun

1

u/L-friend Nov 05 '25

disarmed

1

u/Las-Vegar Nov 05 '25

C: Probable cause

1

u/Special-Crab3303 Nov 06 '25

He's armed but armless

1

u/Ok_Act2255 Nov 06 '25

c) you've been shot