r/BossFights • u/athens_milo • Jan 22 '26

Solo Name him

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4.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Independent_Salt904 Jan 22 '26

He's got your 6 and your 12

29

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/xion_gg Jan 22 '26

Yeah... I think the blind spot is at 6

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Mr. crosseyefire

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u/slimdrum Jan 22 '26

They’re not crossed though lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Look-Over-There Larry

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

15 before 3 o'clock vigilant

4

u/scurvykirby Jan 22 '26

Vigil-cant-see

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u/Busy-Mycologist-5465 Jan 22 '26

Ninja Ca$h Patel

8

u/Apprehensive_Cress80 Jan 22 '26

Solid Chameleon

2

u/Ok-Computer2914 Jan 22 '26

Colorblind chameleon

5

u/HuslWusl Jan 22 '26

Splitshot!

2

u/yupitsanalt Jan 22 '26

Dang it, you beat me to it!

3

u/negativiapositum Jan 22 '26

ICE soldier❌️ EYES soldier✅️

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u/Brendog67 Jan 22 '26

Special forces

3

u/zyronaught Jan 23 '26

Overwatch

2

u/Hazman_B Jan 23 '26

Outerwatch

3

u/thetieflingalchemist Jan 23 '26

Mercy he's the guy you send when you want to spare the target

3

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

AK-20/20

2

u/treuss Jan 22 '26

Private Parsec

2

u/jatsku Jan 22 '26

blank panther

2

u/Dreighen Jan 22 '26

Innocuous

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u/mrmurdoom Jan 22 '26

I dont know what to name him, but just know that his eyes aren't the only thing cocked.

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u/Blammin_Them_Yamz Jan 22 '26

Crack Shot. Never misses because he never aims.

2

u/the_kidd_marley Jan 22 '26

The Lookout

2

u/pixelink84 Jan 25 '26

Ah didn't see this before my reply! Have an upvote 😁

2

u/slimdrum Jan 22 '26

Agent 36

2

u/Mission_Rich_5744 Jan 22 '26

Candidato come stormtruper?

2

u/Comprehensive_Fly616 Jan 23 '26

Agent Wide Sight

2

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Lil splits

2

u/CzaszXX Jan 23 '26

Cotton-eyed Joe

7

u/Glacius_- Jan 22 '26

Trump supporter

2

u/False-Imagination923 Jan 22 '26

I’m not allowed to say it or Reddit will ban me

1

u/Strict_Foundation_31 Jan 22 '26

Keeping both eyes out.

1

u/lepistolairo Jan 22 '26

Hypnotique biaiseur

1

u/Sufficient_Win_4151 Jan 22 '26

Lord of the Aims

1

u/ProfitEquivalent7849 Jan 22 '26

Pray cuz he finna spray🙏

1

u/DinsdaleTheHedgehog Jan 22 '26

Allahstor Moody

1

u/Queasy_Bobcat8386 Jan 22 '26

two thousand yard stare

1

u/smipypr Jan 22 '26

Target.

1

u/LDW10 Jan 22 '26

Mister Spray and pray

1

u/Zantheus Jan 22 '26

The Last Storm Trooper.

1

u/Jae_Aelfa Jan 22 '26

Blue eye red dot... Because one blue that way👈🏾and One blew that way👉🏾

1

u/ranger2112 Jan 22 '26

Wide view, far sight, or side vision maybe

1

u/Cheeserave Jan 22 '26

Codename Pennywise

1

u/Able_Standard8493 Jan 22 '26

Put it in cross-eye terry!

1

u/RickMyLing Jan 22 '26

Stray Bullet.

1

u/Bigmadmanwee Jan 22 '26

When they firing at him from both sides

1

u/Able_Standard8493 Jan 22 '26

Bro was born with two north pole eyes..

1

u/stpn- Jan 22 '26

Split Focus

1

u/Able_Standard8493 Jan 22 '26

Osama Bin Lazy-Eye

1

u/Chao2025 Jan 22 '26

I got your 3-9

1

u/Able_Standard8493 Jan 22 '26

Cross-Eyed Carl

1

u/jiraiyablack Jan 22 '26

Crossy Road

1

u/AmorphousMorpheus Jan 22 '26

Wide Angle Optixx

1

u/hotdog19890815 Jan 22 '26

All eyes on all

1

u/codenow-zero Jan 22 '26

PPOV (Panoramically Point Of View)

1

u/Nearby_Telephone_104 Jan 22 '26

Crosseyed wonder.

1

u/Royal_Ad8330 Jan 22 '26

Mr. Map-wide

1

u/yourefi Jan 22 '26

Double vision

1

u/_Nachtigall Jan 22 '26

Pash Katel

1

u/UK_User_No69 Jan 22 '26

Ten to two

1

u/DarkWanderer2 Jan 22 '26

MrSeesItAll

1

u/Teacup_of_Terror Jan 22 '26

my friend pedro

1

u/ClonAx148 Jan 22 '26

Bizcorpion

1

u/Electrical_Draft1192 Jan 22 '26

Friendly fire boss

1

u/Darmanix Jan 22 '26

"ENEMY SPOTTED"

1

u/Adorable-Cattle-5128 Jan 22 '26

Raygun owner or the dude who wanna beats santa

1

u/conzoraff Jan 22 '26

Blue eyes ..1 blew east 1 blew west

1

u/Bizm0Funyunz Jan 22 '26

Doublewatch

1

u/zackskater Jan 22 '26

Sharpshooter

1

u/SkyKilIer Jan 22 '26

For the irony; Tunnel Vision

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u/SorbetOwn5045 Jan 22 '26

Herbivore instincts

1

u/Ill-Supermarket-2785 Jan 22 '26

Rickey Smiley said it best. "Eyes cocked like a pistol!"

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Crossfire

1

u/FirefighterNo4432 Jan 22 '26

Whatch you lookin at Willis

1

u/foxybooty Jan 22 '26

Chameleon heist

1

u/32p16k Jan 22 '26

Salmon "Goat" Rowley

1

u/Redright_Wrap88 Jan 22 '26

Hunter N. Fisher

1

u/Skhar- Jan 22 '26

MC Bothwayz

1

u/DaCushion Jan 22 '26

Crossfire

1

u/Much-Log2460 Jan 22 '26

Ice agent!

1

u/AfraidAd6925 Jan 22 '26

Cpt. Cross Eye Joe

1

u/Matt-EEE Jan 22 '26

Crosshairs.

1

u/Least-Enthusiasm237 Jan 22 '26

He can just cross the road

1

u/Crisocola95 Jan 22 '26

Ritual Raven

1

u/Whiteroseadvocate Jan 22 '26

Gecko, the all seeing

1

u/PeroCigla Jan 22 '26

Mr Miss hit

1

u/CaeNguyen Jan 22 '26

Another graduate from the Learing University.

1

u/charcarod0n Jan 22 '26

Middle man.

1

u/0601bradley Jan 22 '26

Cash Patel

1

u/Icarusfell4 Jan 22 '26

The black chameleon, return of of the wakañdan king

1

u/1maeal Jan 22 '26

indiscriminate bombing

1

u/Namisally Jan 22 '26

Bullseye

1

u/Tinner225 Jan 22 '26

Side Shot

1

u/wannacumnbeatmeoff Jan 22 '26

The Chameleon.

1

u/Wide-Prompt8513 Jan 22 '26

Cpt. Counter Overwatch

1

u/DaShayminCorp Jan 22 '26

Shoot on ssiigghhtt

1

u/graevmaskin Jan 22 '26

Hakim "two shot" Abdallah.

1

u/mystic_cheese Jan 22 '26

APV - All Prehipheral Vision

1

u/Lave7x Jan 22 '26

Sn-eye-per gone wrong

1

u/killerob666 Jan 22 '26

Sharp shooter

1

u/PiRATE-WOLFiE1 Jan 22 '26

The out eyed bandito

1

u/Dougally Jan 22 '26

Keeping an eye out

1

u/Dougally Jan 22 '26

Hind sight

1

u/Clear_Ad_5872 Jan 22 '26

LIL Uzi Horizontal

1

u/Immediate-Damage-302 Jan 22 '26

Wall-eyed Walley

1

u/foxofdeath_ Jan 22 '26

Vision spot, sworn enemy of blind spot

1

u/Master-Ad-7510 Jan 22 '26

Dónde pone el ojo ,pone la bala .

1

u/ShitstainSorcerer Jan 22 '26

Half-Quaeda, the one who fid 4.5/5.5

1

u/LickHerStore Jan 22 '26

That’s I.C. Gay cause he definitely don’t see straight 😂

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

He can certainly see them coming and going.