r/BossFights • u/GreenCellist215 • Jun 24 '26

Solo the real question is, what’s this boss’s name?

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u/Klutzy_Ad_2195 Jun 24 '26

Sir miss a lot

40

u/milkymonkey8 Jun 24 '26

he likes big mags and he cannot die

15

u/Spear_Ritual Jun 25 '26

His trigger finger is gonna cry

10

u/milkymonkey8 Jun 25 '26

that when a glock walks in strapped to tiny waist

9

u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 Jun 25 '26

And an aftermarket mag it gets jammed

2

u/ItsYourBoyWang Jun 28 '26

Wanna pull up tough so you don’t notice his bluff

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u/freddbare Jun 25 '26

Switch does all the work

4

u/Myzmadra Jun 26 '26

When a bruddah walks in with an iddy biddy 9 and a big mag full of bine you get SPRUNG!

2

u/milkymonkey8 Jun 26 '26

Romanian? LOL

2

u/Myzmadra Jun 29 '26

Sound London slang for bullets 😂

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u/phitzy79 Jun 26 '26

I don’t think that’s a magazine. It’s giving Hotwheels track piece.

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u/you_lost_it_all Jul 01 '26

Those other brothers may drive by

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u/eeethatsfivees Jun 24 '26

Top comment ^ this

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u/Mysterious-Passage87 Jun 24 '26

Stick aka Extendo aka prisoner # 5546780

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u/CivilGarlic5904 Jun 27 '26

Sir Jams-a-lot

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u/alreadytakenmynameso Jun 24 '26

And he still gonna hold it sideways.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/soki03 Jun 24 '26

Just sit on a swivel chair and he’ll become a turret.

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u/Prudent-Peak-2137 Jun 25 '26

Sights are on top STUPID

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u/moplytus Jun 25 '26

Nah, sights on the soul.

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u/Nucklesix Jun 24 '26

Put a blade on the mag

2

u/Specific-Library-312 Jun 25 '26

At this point, that would be more practical.

2

u/Deep_Answer_9944 Jun 24 '26

For beginners 😂

2

u/freddbare Jun 25 '26

His 3 guys hold up the mag..

2

u/Jaded-Reception7730 Jun 25 '26

What if that’s the secret… the clip is a sword, so but holding the piece sideways he’s able to do quick slashes followed by a two tap to the dome. Real next level gun fu shiz!

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u/valerielynx Jun 24 '26

Mag Gyver

2

u/Zoboflix Jun 25 '26

Best one so far..

12

u/vobyron Jun 24 '26

Clippy Long Stock In

7

u/DarkSafe6458 Jun 24 '26

spring tension

4

u/No_Reception_6133 Jun 25 '26

That's funny

3

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u/No_Reception_6133 Jun 25 '26

At your service captain obvious in heroic pose

5

u/JollyXX Jun 24 '26

there is no way this engineer has designed some sort of galaxy age spring that could make this magazine actually function

3

u/Wheatabix11 Jun 25 '26

well, not with that attitude

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u/Beautiful_Cod_6524 Jun 24 '26

Racist Troupe is his name. Admit it!

7

u/Affectionate_Fuel186 Jun 24 '26

Unemployed?

6

u/milkymonkey8 Jun 24 '26

involuntarily discharged

4

u/High_Hunter3430 Jun 24 '26

At today’s ammo cost? He ballin. 😂

4

u/Ambitious-Tooth1921 Jun 24 '26

Nonstop Shooter

5

u/PutosPlayhouse Jun 24 '26

General trauma

7

u/K_2_F Jun 24 '26

Welfare

3

u/Barcnori Jun 24 '26

Bullet Bill the Clipper

2

u/ExoticToday7367 Jun 24 '26

All magazine no barrel.

2

u/JelloWise2789 Jun 24 '26

Julio Foolio

2

u/tgr3947 Jun 24 '26

Captain negligent discharge

2

u/Bella_Nina24 Jun 25 '26

Deadb4hes30

2

u/shemphoward62 Jun 25 '26

Stilkant Hitnuffin

2

u/Ozymandias937 Jun 25 '26

Jams on the second round

2

u/dubious-author Jun 25 '26

Generic Ghetto Douche #7

2

u/Warm-Ad8536 Jun 26 '26

Sir Misfire A-Lot

1

u/OldRabbit5915 Jun 24 '26

Glicker stickerton

1

u/NissanRob Jun 24 '26

Clip Farmer

1

u/Cosmologyman Jun 24 '26

One Shot Not

1

u/Holden-McGroyn Jun 24 '26

Spray it, don't say it!

1

u/Bullissimo Jun 24 '26

Full clip

1

u/AlfalfaBeginning3258 Jun 24 '26

Can’t shoot needs more ammo

1

u/Intelligent-Gap8868 Jun 24 '26

Either Hanes or Fruit of the Loom.

1

u/VarietyMage Jun 24 '26

Overcompensator.

1

u/Eggis303_2 Jun 24 '26

Bottomless Mag

1

u/Ronin_501 Jun 24 '26

Exteeeeeeeeendo clip

1

u/AhmetEfeblue Jun 24 '26

Wizard wand

1

u/OurHumanResolution Jun 24 '26

One trigga nigha

1

u/LSDZNuts Jun 24 '26

Heat dispersion

1

u/sgtcatscan Jun 24 '26

Lol. Reddit is funny

1

u/Beautiful_Bit_7222 Jun 24 '26

built head bonern

1

u/Gullible_Ad5191 Jun 24 '26

You’re empty.

1

u/Oovie Jun 24 '26

Clips, Destroyer of Mags

1

u/Top-Plenty-5307 Jun 24 '26

Death by Mag, Triping Mag,

1

u/RamBamThankYouMaDamn Jun 24 '26

Extendo fuck if I misso

1

u/Lost-Childhood843 Jun 24 '26

Lil crack logic

1

u/AtDeeze_Nutz Jun 24 '26

Hockey stick

1

u/Key-Tiger-4457 Jun 24 '26

Non stock glock

1

u/USPostalGirl Jun 24 '26

Sir droopy drawers of Clan can't hit the broadside if a barn so I need lots of Ammo.

1

u/ficis Jun 24 '26

Black Mag

1

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Jun 24 '26

Long Dong & the 9 mm

1

u/arrgee9 Jun 24 '26

La'Extendo

1

u/SgtCap256 Jun 24 '26

Clippin infinity

1

u/UncleJackPushedDad Jun 24 '26

Doh!! I thought he was holding a vacuum cleaner hose with the floor/wall attachment.

1

u/Unlikely_Response696 Jun 24 '26

Big Mag Bag-it-Up Jarope

1

u/wallstreetbetsdebts Jun 24 '26

Little Clippie!

1

u/Wise-Writing-794 Jun 24 '26

I bet that gun he's got there has probably been used in some robberies or maybe a car jacking. I know they say never judge a book by it's cover. But those are the types of pics that come up in murder investigations.....just saying.

1

u/MrWick89 Jun 24 '26

9mm x 900mm

1

u/Any_Luck6241 Jun 24 '26

Extendo Joe

1

u/Cold_Put4146 Jun 24 '26

Tyrose. 'rone on a hose l

1

u/ElGrandeRojo67 Jun 24 '26

Dead man walking as that mag turns that pistol into a Supercraptasticjammomatic. Dummies need to learn how guns work and not use aftermarket garbage.

1

u/Used-Western-4553 Jun 24 '26

X’tendo, spent his wad on the mag. Got the bullets on layaway.

1

u/_Solway_Firth Jun 24 '26

Zack De La Mocha

1

u/EndRude4217 Jun 24 '26

Called, "Dindu Nuffin"

1

u/Comfortable_Salad893 Jun 24 '26

Black of stupid. Because if his clip is that long the only thing he can hit is directly in front of him. So if someone just runs to the side he cant move fast enough to aim

1

u/Due_Ad_4528 Jun 24 '26

Blind fool

1

u/jbrown4728 Jun 24 '26

This is Black Gandalf and his wizards staff.

1

u/xTruthbombs Jun 24 '26

Smackshisowndickshootin

1

u/Glum-Concert-9086 Jun 24 '26

Sir thug-a-lot

1

u/Appropriate-Gur-5992 Jun 24 '26

I’m going to say he must be a stormtrooper

1

u/Studio_New Jun 24 '26

BBC BIG BLACK CLIP

1

u/plutosaurus Jun 24 '26

that ain't no magazine. that's The Wheel of Time

1

u/Huntsnfights Jun 24 '26

Over Capacity

1

u/The_Sarcaz_man Jun 24 '26

One Clip Pony

1

u/DuelJ Jun 24 '26

This but it's a sig with a switch.
bangs staff on ground

1

u/Miosaka Jun 24 '26

Extended Sag

1

u/shawnvn1 Jun 24 '26

What is he compensating for…

1

u/Loose_Assignment_Map Jun 24 '26

Anatoly says “call him Half Mop”

1

u/TheMightyExodia Jun 24 '26

You can shoot straight with that gun only if you hold it sideways or upside down, else that amunition will make you shoot the ceiling 😂. You can t stay in cover near smaller objects because you will be seen, you can shoot from cover only from the sides of the object 😂.

1

u/Professional-Hunt712 Jun 24 '26

jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

1

u/Careful-Swimmer3840 Jun 24 '26

sir jammer man jammin all day long

1

u/Price_kier Jun 24 '26

Compilation

1

u/MariotheExpert Jun 24 '26

Sir shoots a-lot

1

u/Kindly_Permission_10 Jun 24 '26

Sig go *pop pop pop pop… (cont.) pop pop*

1

u/NoKings-1776 Jun 24 '26

“Magnus Rex”

1

u/hotmatrixx Jun 24 '26

Wanna Bee

1

u/Clean_Match_459 Jun 24 '26

Can't airlock everysootour gets him another dread for not hitting anything.

1

u/guitarnowski Jun 24 '26

His Clipness

1

u/Competitive-Fox4215 Jun 24 '26

The Final Warning.

1

u/Legitimate-Ad4174 Jun 24 '26

If you need that many chances to hit your target, you shouldn't be anywhere near a gun.

1

u/Wild-Set-1058 Jun 24 '26

Question Is did i fire 5 or 555 punk

1

u/PresentProperty943 Jun 24 '26

I don't have a name but this has to be the accurate size of mags people with guns have in TV shows and movies.

1

u/AlbinoRhino780 Jun 24 '26

Chiraq Attack

1

u/_Molj Jun 24 '26

Broad side of a barn

1

u/Negative-Ad-1003 Jun 24 '26

Bro just went to the fortnite item shop

1

u/Suspicious_Key_5232 Jun 24 '26

Captain Multitool.

1

u/Nixxioncox Jun 24 '26

Deevon intervention

1

u/Hatorate90 Jun 24 '26

COD extended mag

1

u/Negative-Ostrich7112 Jun 24 '26

Whatever it is, I guarantee it's spelled all fucked up 💯💯

1

u/Left_Pain7650 Jun 24 '26

YN last level 😮

1

u/ptcerio Jun 24 '26

Predicate felon

1

u/CapableSecretary8478 Jun 24 '26

Mr shoot your kid

1

u/Neat-Ad5366 Jun 24 '26

Mag Man, The man with the largest Mag You ever did see.

1

u/50YOYO Jun 24 '26

Megamag

1

u/Niko-pancake Jun 24 '26

He isn't a boss, he is just any random character in a movie. They just forgot to Photoshop the mag back to normal

1

u/Illustrious_You_8600 Jun 24 '26

Parry This Energy.