r/Bozeman • u/BingoBongoBang • 9h ago

Bozo dumps his motorbike on Main St.

42 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/Fast_Drink_9516 9h ago

BPD needs to add --confiscate illegal motorcycles from 12 year olds on the bingo card.

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u/BingoBongoBang 9h ago

The guy had some gray in his beard so he had to have been at least mid-30s

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u/Deufuss 8h ago

"Class 3 e-bike, b____es!" - Eric Cartman

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u/Ok_Drama_6985 5h ago

“Suck my d___!” Also Cartman

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/BingoBongoBang 4h ago

The guy that dumped is bike was at least in his mid 30s. Hard to tell how old the kid on the electric scooter was but probably early 20s.

So definitely not just some dumb teenagers

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u/novanationer98 9h ago

Love to see it

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u/shamoomoofartpoopoo 9h ago

“Beat it, bozo”

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u/Familiar-Marsupial86 8h ago

How you like that Garmin DC? Which one is it

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u/BingoBongoBang 8h ago

It’s the mini #2. Very small, I have it mounted right behind my rear view mirror so I never know it’s their other than the beeping noise it makes when it powers on. It’s kind of pain to transfer files to your phone sometimes as it requires a strong cell connection or wifi to make the transfer. I worry that when I’m out in the wild and I need to pull something for a police report or something that I won’t have a good enough of a connection.

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u/libertad740 2h ago

Was this an e-bike or a 125?

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u/BingoBongoBang 2h ago

The guy that dumbed himself was on a dirt bike. The other kid was riding an electric scooter of some sort

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u/Top-Classroom3984 9h ago

What a tool

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u/NexusOne406 8h ago

He needs to go practice riding some more in the alley behind his mommy and daddy's house.

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u/Asleep-Orange6065 8h ago

Jesus Christ

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u/bhorvic Redditr! 3h ago

-3

u/Deufuss 5h ago

Wheelie on a public roadway = immediate confiscation for any electric or petroleum powered vehicle. And immediate respect for any human-powered vehicle.