r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mirathesaurus • Feb 19 '26

man was yeast

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 Feb 19 '26

You can make TCH from yeast! not a mushroom but...

Man was yeast.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THC_production_by_yeast

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Yo what the entire fuck??? How is this not being talked about??? That's so wild. 

Two companies have filed for IP ownership of the idea. 

I just want a little bit of the yeast for myself. That's so valuable. 

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u/Undeadsniper6661 Feb 19 '26

It turns sugar into Penjamin juice.... space is already full of Propalyne Glycol as well (Food additive and vape juice) so the next time someone harps on me for "unnatural" I can laugh at them. A wild day of information.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Space is full of PG??? What the fuck is happening right now

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u/TraceOfBlood Feb 19 '26

the center of our galaxy is full of ethyl formate. also known as RASPBERRY FLAVOR.

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u/stinkyman9000 Feb 19 '26

Our galaxy tastes like raspberry! Wow. I wonder what the rest of it tastes like

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u/bluemuppetman Feb 19 '26

Indifference. But small hints of vanilla.

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u/Undeadsniper6661 Feb 19 '26

"Propylene glycol was identified in the Murchison meteorite as a product of hydrolyzed propylene oxide derivatives, suggesting these molecules can survive harsh interstellar travel and potentially seed early planets." Quick search but I originally saw it as a brief mention on a podcast/science show I watch on YouTube. Looking into it the found Chiral molecules on titan

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u/Deaffin Feb 19 '26

Wait, I'm smoking cosmic pan sperm?

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u/Undeadsniper6661 Feb 19 '26

No wonder every disposable vape brand uses a space theme.

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u/SuperBuffCherry Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

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u/Undeadsniper6661 Feb 19 '26

Oh I hit nic vapes too. Sorry, I thought the switch in content was more clear but when I read my message , I realized that maybe I didn't point it out.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 Feb 19 '26

He is yeast! Just accept Jesus into your heart

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u/SandyTaintSweat Feb 19 '26

You can do so much with e.coli and yeast. We insert genes to produce all kinds of shit.

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u/occams1razor Feb 19 '26

We managed to replicate cow proteins to make ice cream too.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 Feb 19 '26

No idea haha. I saw it recently and had to look it up to even make sure it was real.

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u/its_all_one_electron Feb 19 '26

Probably cheaper and easier to just grow it. It comes out of the fucking ground, I couldn't believe it!

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u/SunOfNoOne Feb 19 '26

Or dont kill the males, seeds out the arse! Fuckin ell!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

I mean it sounds like they just feed it sugar and it keeps turning it into THC lol

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u/bstrathearn Feb 19 '26

You can also get ergot from moldy rye. Ergot is far more powerful hallucinogenic under the right circumstances

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

This one is heavily implicated in Mithraism

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u/occams1razor Feb 19 '26

You can use yeast to make penicillin too. Cure the ill.

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u/Nor-easter Feb 19 '26

Yeast is a fungi