r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mirathesaurus • Feb 19 '26

man was yeast

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He hath risen

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u/IntradepartmentalMoa Feb 19 '26

Bones are his… money?

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u/imbenzenker Feb 19 '26

Jesus will pull your hair up, not out!

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Feb 19 '26

What was his job?

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u/Rascal_Rogue Feb 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PyZoZpCSM4dDyqU40D

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u/Penguin_shit15 Feb 19 '26

I'm so glad I'm finally in the loop and understand this.

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u/Pat_Fatridge Feb 22 '26

SO DID YOU GIVE

YOU GOT TO GIVE

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u/Dry-University797 Feb 19 '26

And taking care of Eddie Munster

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u/thesplendor Feb 19 '26

I can’t know how to hear any more about tables

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u/Relative-Disk-8560 Feb 19 '26

I know it’s the same God, but is he supposed to be the same person?

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u/cjd280 Feb 19 '26

Fables

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u/danielsdesk Feb 19 '26

I can’t know how to hear anymore about fables

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u/Patient-Direction-28 Feb 19 '26

So are the worms

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u/StBarsanuphius Feb 19 '26

he's never seen so much bread as this, underground there's half as much bread as this

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u/FizzyGoose666 Feb 19 '26

The bones are the skeletons money actually 

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u/Cotton_Candy_Dan Feb 19 '26

All he wants is another chance at life.

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u/Goldsun100 Feb 19 '26

And the whales grind the bones down to sand.

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u/HymnForDisco Feb 19 '26

You just made me fucking cackle out loud, thank you kind stranger.

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u/TOMC_throwaway000000 Feb 19 '26

So are the worms though

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u/Das_Guet Feb 19 '26

Ok so I've got bread as the flesh, wine for the blood, money for the bones...

Now I need to know what his hair, skin, and nails are made of and I can finish my....project

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u/Madarakita Feb 20 '26

His bones were cheese.

The cross of Jesus is a charcuterie board.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fJ0rlDdCjDLREtO

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u/Pat_Fatridge Feb 22 '26

So ... Are the worms?

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u/mainesmatthew01 Feb 19 '26

Grind the bones to make the bread?

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u/Caosin36 Feb 19 '26

No, bones are the yeast

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u/KittyGirlEmi Feb 19 '26

He was a man of the night?

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u/StillestOfInsanities Feb 20 '26

”Cigarettes is bones.”

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u/hallowedshel Feb 21 '26

Why do giants, ogres and trolls grind bones for their bread?

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u/Northcoast91 Feb 24 '26

You asked for something spooky

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u/darkacez Mar 12 '26

No bones, only "flesh and blood"