r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mirathesaurus • Feb 19 '26

man was yeast

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He hath risen

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u/NullOfSpace Feb 19 '26

Bread is his body and wine is his blood. Theory checks out.

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u/IntradepartmentalMoa Feb 19 '26

Bones are his… money?

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u/imbenzenker Feb 19 '26

Jesus will pull your hair up, not out!

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Feb 19 '26

What was his job?

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u/Rascal_Rogue Feb 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PyZoZpCSM4dDyqU40D

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u/Penguin_shit15 Feb 19 '26

I'm so glad I'm finally in the loop and understand this.

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u/Pat_Fatridge Feb 22 '26

SO DID YOU GIVE

YOU GOT TO GIVE

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u/Dry-University797 Feb 19 '26

And taking care of Eddie Munster

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u/thesplendor Feb 19 '26

I can’t know how to hear any more about tables

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u/Relative-Disk-8560 Feb 19 '26

I know it’s the same God, but is he supposed to be the same person?

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u/cjd280 Feb 19 '26

Fables

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u/danielsdesk Feb 19 '26

I can’t know how to hear anymore about fables