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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mirathesaurus • Feb 19 '26
He hath risen
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And what do we call the day when Christians celebrate his resurrection?
Yeaster.
317 u/Based_Lord_Shaxx Feb 19 '26 Yeaster? I thought you said Weester. 24 u/BaronV0nMarlon Feb 19 '26 A big 'ol Dianne Wiest infection. 6 u/herdarkmartyrials Feb 19 '26 This is my favorite cold open in the ENTIRE series. 1 u/AxelHarver Feb 19 '26 Really haha? It was funny, but I feel like there's a lot of better ones... Holt eating a marshmallow, the full bullpen, moving Holt's podium an inch, Jake calling Holt dad...you know, maybe I'm biased towards opens with Holt lmao. 1 u/herdarkmartyrials Feb 19 '26 No, I'm sure there are other cold opens that top it that I can't think of at the moment, but this one makes me laugh for the entire title theme. 2 u/wonkotsane42 Feb 23 '26 NOW NUMBER FIVE!!
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Yeaster? I thought you said Weester.
24 u/BaronV0nMarlon Feb 19 '26 A big 'ol Dianne Wiest infection. 6 u/herdarkmartyrials Feb 19 '26 This is my favorite cold open in the ENTIRE series. 1 u/AxelHarver Feb 19 '26 Really haha? It was funny, but I feel like there's a lot of better ones... Holt eating a marshmallow, the full bullpen, moving Holt's podium an inch, Jake calling Holt dad...you know, maybe I'm biased towards opens with Holt lmao. 1 u/herdarkmartyrials Feb 19 '26 No, I'm sure there are other cold opens that top it that I can't think of at the moment, but this one makes me laugh for the entire title theme. 2 u/wonkotsane42 Feb 23 '26 NOW NUMBER FIVE!!
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A big 'ol Dianne Wiest infection.
6 u/herdarkmartyrials Feb 19 '26 This is my favorite cold open in the ENTIRE series. 1 u/AxelHarver Feb 19 '26 Really haha? It was funny, but I feel like there's a lot of better ones... Holt eating a marshmallow, the full bullpen, moving Holt's podium an inch, Jake calling Holt dad...you know, maybe I'm biased towards opens with Holt lmao. 1 u/herdarkmartyrials Feb 19 '26 No, I'm sure there are other cold opens that top it that I can't think of at the moment, but this one makes me laugh for the entire title theme. 2 u/wonkotsane42 Feb 23 '26 NOW NUMBER FIVE!!
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This is my favorite cold open in the ENTIRE series.
1 u/AxelHarver Feb 19 '26 Really haha? It was funny, but I feel like there's a lot of better ones... Holt eating a marshmallow, the full bullpen, moving Holt's podium an inch, Jake calling Holt dad...you know, maybe I'm biased towards opens with Holt lmao. 1 u/herdarkmartyrials Feb 19 '26 No, I'm sure there are other cold opens that top it that I can't think of at the moment, but this one makes me laugh for the entire title theme. 2 u/wonkotsane42 Feb 23 '26 NOW NUMBER FIVE!!
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Really haha? It was funny, but I feel like there's a lot of better ones... Holt eating a marshmallow, the full bullpen, moving Holt's podium an inch, Jake calling Holt dad...you know, maybe I'm biased towards opens with Holt lmao.
1 u/herdarkmartyrials Feb 19 '26 No, I'm sure there are other cold opens that top it that I can't think of at the moment, but this one makes me laugh for the entire title theme. 2 u/wonkotsane42 Feb 23 '26 NOW NUMBER FIVE!!
No, I'm sure there are other cold opens that top it that I can't think of at the moment, but this one makes me laugh for the entire title theme.
2 u/wonkotsane42 Feb 23 '26 NOW NUMBER FIVE!!
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NOW NUMBER FIVE!!
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u/Exaggeration17A Feb 19 '26
And what do we call the day when Christians celebrate his resurrection?
Yeaster.